• Me: *going 15mph* over the speed limit
during a thunderstorm on winding roads The guy two inches* from my rear
man, seems
kinda Slow toym
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    • My state is no-fault, so if you brake check him, and he crashes his $30,000 Chevy into my $500 beater, guess who gets a new car?
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    • Had some teenager behind me and I was going 50 the speed limit is 40. So i move to the mext lane and speeds past me like his in a F&F movie. 5 mins later I pass him being pulled over by a cop.
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    • God i fucking hate people like this like last winter it was snowing in minnestoa and i was going about half the speed limit just because of how icy the road was a guy passed me going 55 and swerved into a ditch like 2 blocks later be safe kids
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    • *with high beams on and it's 11pm
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    • Woah WATCH OUT
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    • You decide to speed up to see if he'll tail you, next thing you know you're both going 200mph
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    • I was going 30 in a 30 cause you know that’s the speed limit and some dude in a beat up truck is coming at me at about 50. Rather than slow down he decides to rev up even faster to about 60 or so and then dramatically brake behind me because I dare to go the limit. Only his cars a piece of garbage..
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    • Thats when you slam on the brakes, cause a crash, crawl from your wrecked vehicle, pull him from his vehicle, and beat him to death.
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    • At that point I just slow down to the speed limit
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    • heres a fun game. if you get behind a semi that is going exactly the speed limit, drive behind about 75 yards. eventually a retard will come flying up doing 20 over. once they are behind you they will try to pass you and get between you and the semi. when they they try to pass, speed up with them
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    • Car fact: If you're in the fast lane and someone is faster than you. IDC if youre foing 110 and the other guy 120, pull over and let him pass. Then PIT maneuver them to show dominance
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    • I just got me learners permit a few days ago and I’ve been driving really good but there’s a few people that just ride up you’re ass for going the speed limit
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    • Idc if you believe me, but once I was at a red light. Literally the millisecond the light turned green (I was looking at it) the car behind me honked. So I went OK. Shifted into park and sat until red again. Then again. 3rd time they got out,I held a tireiron out the window and they got back in.(1/2
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    • i understand safe driving. but also being on the other end of this is so bad, in january my 13 year old sister had a heart attack and i was driving her to the hospital, obviously in a hurry, and the guy in front of me thought i was just being an asshole and slowed from 40 to 15. she died on her way
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    • It all depends on what Lane you’re in. If you’re in the exiting lane then you are fine, but if you are in the fast/passing lane then you are in the wrong
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    • Going 70 in a 65 saw a car about 300 feet back in passing lane so I move over to pass a truck and he flew up on my ass. As soon as I passed the truck I got over (as early as possible to avoid cutting off the semi) and this mf sped around me at at least 80, swerved in front of me, slammed his brakes
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    • If I’m going 80 in a 55 and you’re tailgating me, congratulations, we’re both going 40 now.
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    • If only cops were ever actually around to fucking stop people who can’t drive for shit I’ve almost died countless times because people decide to come to complete stops on highways and shit but the single second I go like ten over the speed limit on a completely empty road for miles to test out my
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    • Listen. I'm from NJ. We drive frickin fast here. But if some dude wants to be a dick and tailgate me when I'm going over the speedlimit on a one lane road...ima just pull over and let him overtake. Shit's not worth the headache
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    • Slam your breaks
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    • But how else are u supposed to know that he’s a fuckin badass???
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    • *with high beams on*
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    • I was driving in a blizzad to work once. This lowrider truck was right behind me doing this and i was like "oh so you want to die?" Fucker tried to pass me but as soon as he went in the other lane his truck straight up just kept going so he crashed. Shitlord made me late to work since i stopped to
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    • Him:
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    • When Somone acts like this I just slow down. They will with back off or hit me. Or they go around. Either way I win
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    • Yo I just got my learner's permit, am I not supposed to drive the speed limit lol
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    • I will most definitely, once I have the money, set up a high beams system that pulls up from my trunk that will fucking flash on anyone who wants to ride my ass and make them slow the fuck down
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    • Lexus drivers
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    • Look I'll gladly go 10 maybe 15 over but if you tailgate me going 50 in a 30 then we're both going 20 the rest of the trip.
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    • Trucks be like*
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    • "Huh its clearly down pouring rain here and i can barely see 2 feet ahead of me with the roads being very slippery imma tailgate someone with my highbeams on so they know they are driving too slow and that i have small pp"
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    • Meth makes you go fast
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    • If there’s a left lane you should move over to let them pass, if it’s a single lane they can pass at their own risk
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    • That's when you break check them. Any damages will be on them.
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    • I like the little metric system conversion in the corner
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    • I see this shit storm chasing all the time. Like it's hailing and visibility is garbage but there's always someone riding my ass in a hurry.
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    • I let go of the gas if you push me above 5 mph over the speed limit
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    • Literally every truck driver.
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    • In massachusetts if you rear end someone you are automatically at fault so break check those assholes. It's up to you to keep enough space in case of sudden braking
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    • Did you guys know yoh can move ifunny ads
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    • Someone needs to be taught a lesson on tailgating
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    • I wont do that but ill ride your ass when you're in the passing lane NOT PASSING and going under the speed limit.
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    • The fast lane is met to drive at the speed limit not 5mph above it. The slow lane is for turning and slower than speed limit driving
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    • Welcome to new Jersey
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    • Smells like bitch on this road
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    • Idk how to say this but I've never been interested in social media like Twitter or Instagram... is that weird? I feel like me not having these connections is holding me back but I have no idea how to get started or what I would post or anything...
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    • Looking at all of these speeding comments and shit is funny. The speed limit is the limit literally, it's part of the law and you will get a citation if caught that's it. Stop defending people who decide to tail gate people when there are usually more than a single lane on any street.
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    • Something original and funny? It can’t be true!
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    • There's a highway where I live with only one lane on either side. It's curvy and can be dangerous. I totally don't want someone who's afriad to go fast to go fast. That's why there are turnouts every mile. If you are going slower than me and you go past a couple turnouts you're getting the highbeams
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    • It was pouring rain once with very poor visibility, I was on the interstate in the right lane doing 45 and some guy flew passed me doing at least 80 and SLAMMED into the back of the car next to me.
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    • Sounds about true
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    • Its always a guy in a lifted chevy with spaced out axles too
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    • Fun fact: road conditions and speed do not matter, if faster traffic is behind you and you impede them without making an attempt to get over then you are the asshole one in the wrong doing something illegal... It's a law in most states.
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    • 9 likes, one comment and it’s a feature? Making me jealous
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    • Remember to spread the Corona by hugging people
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    • This is me xD
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    • Dr strange be like
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    • If someone wants to play that game, then we going the speed limit
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    • I don’t understand why people get so mad while driving. Just chill. I usually drive 15 over, but will I freak out if someone is going slow? No, I slow down and keep my distance. If someone is going faster? I’ll pull over into the right lane if I can, and if I can’t then they should respect that
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    • This is why I have a dashcam in the front and rear of my car.
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    • I was going 98 on la highway and still had people riding my ass
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    • why do people drive like fucking retards
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    • Just pull over pussy
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    • I’m getting a trailer hitch just for people like this haha
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    • In a hurricane
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    • I was towing my friends motorcycle down some back roads and a Honda Civic comes speeding behind me and gets 3 feet from my trailer so I start doing 10 over and he’s still riding me. I start doing 15 over and he’s still there. Then a cop comes up with his lights on and I think we’re both 1/2
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    • That’s when I slow down to five below.
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    • Its me in my truck, go faster bitch
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    • If you're not double the speed limit then why even speed? You're just half assing it
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    • I go 20 over in the fast lane but nah not fast enough
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    • There are never any cops when people are passing you while you are speeding. Its bullshit
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    • Pump your brakes real quick. Buys you about 10 ass rider free minutes
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    • That’s because you are going 15 below
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    • Never block someone who is speeding. It increases danger for both parties, you don't know why they're speeding and it could be an emergency, let the cops handle it.
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    • I'm that guy, I gotta get to work lol
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    • I am both these people.
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    • It pisses me off when I'm literally speeding and somebody illegally passes me
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    • Left lane is for passing. Not for Sunday driving.
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    • As long as you’re in the right lane I don’t care how slow you go. Get the heck out of the left lane
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    • I just let off the gas and slow down to 10 under. You wanna play games I'll play games.
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    • If I’m goin over the speed limit and someone fucking tails me, I’m going down to the speed limit, fuck you
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    • Thats when we go back to the speed limit
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    • Literally happened to me two days ago... If I'm going 75 in a 60 and can't see your license plate.... You are too damn close
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    • Its Takumi
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    • That's just some midsummer madness.
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    • Nobody is talking about the conversion for two inches in the bottom right
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    • Usually lifted truck guys with micropenis
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    • Some jackass was tailgating me on unplowed snow covered backroads during a snowstorm and I was going pretty fast given the conditions. He almost hit me when he passed by me. 10 minutes later I found him in the ditch and pulled him out. Lol. He didn’t say a word to me but his son was grateful.
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    • U usually go under the speed limit on these people
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    • I hate this I live on a road that drops from 45 to 35 and cops love to hide in some factories parking lots and run radar still I go 10 over the limit and people will pass me and tear off
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    • Joji!!!!
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    • Yeah man Florida is full of the drivers that hug your cars backside. As a rookie driver I always made way and cleared the lanes. Now, especially if I'm already going over the limit, I just slow down until they get frustrated and go around me
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    • moved to Alabama for an internship, tfw 80% of drivers don't use turn signal and tailgate each other going 80 on the highway. everyone on the road is retarded here
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    • I always speed but I never ride bumpers
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    • I slow down to the speed limit at that point. I gave you an extra 15 mph, and because you kept pushin it, now you get nothing
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