me giving my cat lasagna (he hates mondays)
me giving my cat lasagna (he hates mondays)
If Pompeii happened today
N3dStark N3dStark
25 sep 2020
If Pompeii happened today
Gotta catch them all!
limpMadden128 limpMadden128
8 oct 2020
Gotta catch them all!
me sliding the straw in and
out of a McDonald's cup
SarahWhyTho SarahWhyTho
3 mar
me sliding the straw in and out of a McDonald's cup
HOW SHE LOOKED WHEN YOU FELL FOR HER
HOW SHE LooKeD
YOU pISCOVERED HE ToxiciTy LEVELS
Carbon_Based_Lifeform Carbon_Based_Lifeform
21 dec 2020
HOW SHE LOOKED WHEN YOU FELL FOR HER HOW SHE LooKeD YOU pISCOVERED HE ToxiciTy LEVELS
PLEASE HELP LOST DOG
Munchie78 Munchie78
25 sep 2020
PLEASE HELP LOST DOG
Dog people
Cat people
Bird
its_ya_boi_Cheems its_ya_boi_Cheems
22 sep 2020
Dog people Cat people Bird
How Godzilla be looking at Kong when he hits him with the dollar store
How Godzilla be looking at Kong when he hits him with the dollar store
JACK Dead
Redemption will be 57 when the first KFC is 's opened
JACK Dead Redemption will be 57 when the first KFC is 's opened
Doctor: Protect the ones you love most from Coronavirus
Me:
TyroneShoelaces TyroneShoelaces
10 aug 2020
Doctor: Protect the ones you love most from Coronavirus Me:
Ryan Whitney Says He Could Identify
Every Guy On His College Hockey
Team Just By Looking At Their Dick
PM - Buffer
51 1,475
Kuznetsov Kuznetsov
13d
Ryan Whitney Says He Could Identify Every Guy On His College Hockey Team Just By Looking At Their Dick PM - Buffer 51 1,475
FoxesGoBoom FoxesGoBoom
24 sep 2020
<xgoodboyx> the diamonds are right up here
ATF: That's strange, all your neighbors said the lake ate
their guns too...
ME: Well, ain't this place a
geographical oddity!...
DickHoits DickHoits
18 mar
ATF: That's strange, all your neighbors said the lake ate their guns too... ME: Well, ain't this place a geographical oddity!...
For Christmas, my dad received the exact outfit that he was wearing
Ss
mrJbirdiTweet mrJbirdiTweet
26 dec 2020
For Christmas, my dad received the exact outfit that he was wearing Ss
Guys that prefer Xbox over the PSS be in the pool like..
AA batteries
GEN
Playing super old games
iKonk iKonk
1 oct 2020
Guys that prefer Xbox over the PSS be in the pool like.. AA batteries GEN Playing super old games
A FOOLISH MAN IS LACTOSE INTOLERANT
A WISE.MAN SIMPLY TOLERATES IT
A FOOLISH MAN IS LACTOSE INTOLERANT A WISE.MAN SIMPLY TOLERATES IT
"A hot dog is not a sandwich." The crowd murmurs in general agreement.
"In fact.....Itis a taco." The crowd forms into an angry mob as I am forcibly carried towards the guillotine.
ladefuckingda ladefuckingda
24 sep 2020
"A hot dog is not a sandwich." The crowd murmurs in general agreement. "In fact.....Itis a taco." The crowd forms into an angry mob as I am forcibly carried towards the guillotine.
We are Disney.
Lower your shields and surrender your ships.
We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own.
Your culture will adapt to service us.
Resistance is futile.
Scatty, I need warp speed now or we're all dead!
Sulu, get us out of here!
NCC1701_D NCC1701_D
27 sep 2020
We are Disney. Lower your shields and surrender your ships. We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own. Your culture will adapt to service us. Resistance is futile. Scatty, I need warp speed now or we're all dead! Sulu, get us out of here!