me giving my cat lasagna (he hates mondays)
me giving my cat lasagna (he hates mondays)
trying to have a conversation with ppl and they keep saying "vibes", "energy",
"toxic", "manifest", "soul", "spirits" & "the
universe" every 2 seconds
ItTyrone ItTyrone
29 dec 2020
trying to have a conversation with ppl and they keep saying "vibes", "energy", "toxic", "manifest", "soul", "spirits" & "the universe" every 2 seconds
Her Mom: Slow down on your food or you'll choke.
Me: No she won't..
Her Mom: Slow down on your food or you'll choke. Me: No she won't..
When your dumbest friend offers their opinion
When your dumbest friend offers their opinion
According to Rugrats canon these two run down human beings were only 33 years old
@DEATHBYDIAPERS
magyaroxcy magyaroxcy
24 feb
According to Rugrats canon these two run down human beings were only 33 years old @DEATHBYDIAPERS
Me watching my infant son put the electrical cord in him mouth
Me watching my infant son put the electrical cord in him mouth
When you finish place, but then the teacher says, "You're all winners!"
That's bullshit!
Ariiithepigg
7 sep 2020
When you finish place, but then the teacher says, "You're all winners!" That's bullshit!
Just the nermal things you see in Wal-Mart
Ricksace_xo Ricksace_xo
14 jan 2021
Just the nermal things you see in Wal-Mart
No, my fridge isn't
running. It's chained up.
No, my fridge isn't running. It's chained up.
When you're sitting at work and you see a dog on instagram with 5 million followers and you realize he's making more money than you.
SpareParts SpareParts
23 oct 2020
When you're sitting at work and you see a dog on instagram with 5 million followers and you realize he's making more money than you.
ff
EXCUSE ME MA'AM,
JUST BECAUSE THIS IS A CAT CAFE DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN TAKE YOUR OWN PUSSY
Suckable Suckable
22 sep 2020
ff EXCUSE ME MA'AM, JUST BECAUSE THIS IS A CAT CAFE DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN TAKE YOUR OWN PUSSY
Me Realizing I Can Make My Own Hentai With
The Anime Snapchat Filter
AdamJ49 AdamJ49
24 sep 2020
Me Realizing I Can Make My Own Hentai With The Anime Snapchat Filter
7year old me at Zam debating if I should hold my piss till morning or run down the hall and risk an attack from a demon
AP
papa_comet papa_comet
18 dec 2020
7year old me at Zam debating if I should hold my piss till morning or run down the hall and risk an attack from a demon AP
we could be cats cuddling inside the banana plushie
Cats Cats
22 sep 2020
we could be cats cuddling inside the banana plushie
When you try Little Cesar's for the first time and it's not complete garbage like everyone said it would be
BuggyBob BuggyBob
22 jan 2021
When you try Little Cesar's for the first time and it's not complete garbage like everyone said it would be
Never been shit
< @sadnhoeless
What's a toxic trait that you have?
I'm the type to wake up on time but lay in bed until i end up being latte.
SwiftUI SwiftUI
19 oct 2020
Never been shit < @sadnhoeless What's a toxic trait that you have? I'm the type to wake up on time but lay in bed until i end up being latte.
When your game has been out for 7 years but everyone
Starts to make jokes about your hair only now:
_Knightmare_ _Knightmare_
13 jan 2021
When your game has been out for 7 years but everyone Starts to make jokes about your hair only now:
sorry i'm late my alarm didn't go off because I didn't set it because don't like coming here
sorry i'm late my alarm didn't go off because I didn't set it because don't like coming here
TO ALL THE KARENS SHARONS BECKYS CHADS AND KYLES WHOSE NAMES HAVE BECOME A MEME:
SORRY I'M SO SORRY
Skeewomp Skeewomp
16 aug 2020
TO ALL THE KARENS SHARONS BECKYS CHADS AND KYLES WHOSE NAMES HAVE BECOME A MEME: SORRY I'M SO SORRY
I DON'
KNO TO AC MY
AGE.
WWW
I'VE NEVER BEEN THIS AGE BEFORE.
I DON' KNO TO AC MY AGE. WWW I'VE NEVER BEEN THIS AGE BEFORE.