Me: Gets bowl of food for cat
Cat: Doesn't want it
Me: Shakes bowl
Cat:
You
Me: Gets bowl of food for cat Cat: Doesn't want it Me: Shakes bowl Cat: You
Parents just eat it, it's not that hot.
The food
USMC30
11 jan 2020
Parents just eat it, it's not that hot. The food
My dad: look at me, and if you laugh it's because you're lying
Also my dad:
IWannaFuckingDieFam IWannaFuckingDieFam
17 mar
My dad: look at me, and if you laugh it's because you're lying Also my dad:
my butt
that first sip of coffee
noonhansa noonhansa
20 nov 2020
my butt that first sip of coffee
x93_ x93_
25 sep 2020
My wife was stressing and having a rough day with her work projects
Hey guys, my dog would really appreciate it if you would start using his template for very cash money memes. TYIA - Hey guys, my dog would really appreciate it if you would start using his template for very cash money memes. TYIA :)
thelastairbenderp thelastairbenderp
29 sep 2020
Hey guys, my dog would really appreciate it if you would start using his template for very cash money memes. TYIA - Hey guys, my dog would really appreciate it if you would start using his template for very cash money memes. TYIA :)
It still blows my mind that Steve Buscemi
delivered the line, "Do you think God stays in heaven because he too, lives in fear of
what he's created?" in a kid's movie.
AxlDavis2012
9 oct 2020
It still blows my mind that Steve Buscemi delivered the line, "Do you think God stays in heaven because he too, lives in fear of what he's created?" in a kid's movie.
THAT HOT SALT, AND PEPPER A ARE THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN
DOG FOOD AND AN EDIBLE MEAL
random_military_stuff random_military_stuff
25 sep 2020
THAT HOT SALT, AND PEPPER A ARE THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DOG FOOD AND AN EDIBLE MEAL
Army Doctor: Okay, just do this
short obstacle course for me
1960s soldier who's just been dosed with 5000 hits of acid:
Lay
SlanderAndCalumny SlanderAndCalumny
5 dec 2020
Army Doctor: Okay, just do this short obstacle course for me 1960s soldier who's just been dosed with 5000 hits of acid: Lay
The only way to live with a cat.
thefingerfuckingfemalefury
"I SEE U ARE DOIN A THING GUESS WHAT
IT IS TIME FOR ME
TO CATTE"
situary situary
27 sep 2020
The only way to live with a cat. thefingerfuckingfemalefury "I SEE U ARE DOIN A THING GUESS WHAT IT IS TIME FOR ME TO CATTE"
WHEN YOU SELECT "SHUFFLE" ON YOUR PLAYLIST AND THE FIRST SONG STARTS PLAYING
You had one job.
NonSequitur1275 NonSequitur1275
24 nov 2020
WHEN YOU SELECT "SHUFFLE" ON YOUR PLAYLIST AND THE FIRST SONG STARTS PLAYING You had one job.
Guy on the survival show
*about to die from starvation*
The camera man:
GMAN1797 GMAN1797
28 dec 2020
Guy on the survival show *about to die from starvation* The camera man:
Cats and dogs usually in Cartoons
and
kinky_tiger1944 kinky_tiger1944
21 sep 2020
Cats and dogs usually in Cartoons and
You have hr to eat 500 nuggets, who do you choose to help you?
ash420 ash420
12 mar
You have hr to eat 500 nuggets, who do you choose to help you?
When you're trying to Netflix and chill but David Attenborough is talking about the endangered turtles
Arsene Arsene
9 oct 2020
When you're trying to Netflix and chill but David Attenborough is talking about the endangered turtles
Welcome to the danger zone
Se
Wlnataco Wlnataco
24 nov 2020
Welcome to the danger zone Se
starwarsthingsO
CLONE
We're just Cartoons. sir. We're meant to be kid shows
Not tome
Whats 21?
21 boy
YOU STUPID
Eivor Eivor
29 sep 2020
starwarsthingsO CLONE We're just Cartoons. sir. We're meant to be kid shows Not tome Whats 21? 21 boy YOU STUPID
My dog watching my mom yell at my dad - My dog watching my mom yell at my dad
Puppernoon Puppernoon
24 sep 2020
My dog watching my mom yell at my dad - My dog watching my mom yell at my dad