Me: Gets bowl of food for cat
Cat: Doesn't want it
Me: Shakes bowl
Cat:
You
Me: Gets bowl of food for cat Cat: Doesn't want it Me: Shakes bowl Cat: You
The Babylon Bee
@TheBabylonBee
The Simpsons Will Now Only Use
Voice Actors Who Permanently
Dye Their Skin Yellow
BabylonBee BabylonBee
24 feb
The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee The Simpsons Will Now Only Use Voice Actors Who Permanently Dye Their Skin Yellow
With the medical marijuana in her system
Gerty's arthritis pain was gone and she
almost wished a motherfucker would try her patience at bingo tonight...
Vaudevillain Vaudevillain
24 apr
With the medical marijuana in her system Gerty's arthritis pain was gone and she almost wished a motherfucker would try her patience at bingo tonight...
WHY'D YoU, A PICTURE OFA
NE
oh.... OH GOD!!
Badger420 Badger420
26 sep 2020
WHY'D YoU, A PICTURE OFA NE oh.... OH GOD!!
en Its your turn to oraer your meal and u haven't rehearsed it in your head yet
en Its your turn to oraer your meal and u haven't rehearsed it in your head yet
SOME STATISTICS:
100% OF MEN DIDN'T NOTICE KING KONG IS ON THE PICTURE
TishaJioner TishaJioner
3 mar
SOME STATISTICS: 100% OF MEN DIDN'T NOTICE KING KONG IS ON THE PICTURE
When you're choking on water in public but you don't want people to think you have the
rona:
SlimFresh69 SlimFresh69
8 oct 2020
When you're choking on water in public but you don't want people to think you have the rona:
When you eat a full ass Doritos chip and it slowly starts slicing your throat:
sugondeeze sugondeeze
8 dec 2020
When you eat a full ass Doritos chip and it slowly starts slicing your throat:
"THINK ARNOLD, A NORMAL FIELD TRIP? WITH THE FRIZZ?!?"
xcaboose116x xcaboose116x
11 may
"THINK ARNOLD, A NORMAL FIELD TRIP? WITH THE FRIZZ?!?"
MAY HOLD YOU? -ONLY IF YOU'RE PATIENT
\ ENOUGH.
wawd
@wawawiwacomics wiwa
johnb520 johnb520
24 sep 2020
MAY HOLD YOU? -ONLY IF YOU'RE PATIENT \ ENOUGH. wawd @wawawiwacomics wiwa
When I babysit my niece she makes me play operation. Her favorite part is when she dies and we have a funeral her.
BigNinjaBoi BigNinjaBoi
18 feb
When I babysit my niece she makes me play operation. Her favorite part is when she dies and we have a funeral her.
When you're browsing the dark web and see yourself on sale for $500
ff
Wolflover64 Wolflover64
16 jun
When you're browsing the dark web and see yourself on sale for $500 ff
2050, when you order a fish burger.
JMIII_BUT_CANCER JMIII_BUT_CANCER
25 sep 2020
2050, when you order a fish burger.
DON'T YOU DARE SCROLL PAST US
WITHOUT LIKING THIS PICTURE MOTHERFUCKER
melkor106 melkor106
23 sep 2020
DON'T YOU DARE SCROLL PAST US WITHOUT LIKING THIS PICTURE MOTHERFUCKER
Look I stand at the door I and knock! (Rev.
OEquip.Believers
Give me one more chance...
Someday it will be too late...
tell you, now is the time of God's favor, now is the day of salvation."
2 Corinthians
JesusIsLord JesusIsLord
29 sep 2020
Look I stand at the door I and knock! (Rev. OEquip.Believers Give me one more chance... Someday it will be too late... tell you, now is the time of God's favor, now is the day of salvation." 2 Corinthians
When you finally meet your online girlfriend.
-Ahh, i see you're a me
When you finally meet your online girlfriend. -Ahh, i see you're a me
When you just finished a bag of Doritos
I_dont_know_what_happened I_dont_know_what_happened
27 oct 2020
When you just finished a bag of Doritos
Dafua?
Whose hand is that?
Dafua? Whose hand is that?
InquisitorThorn InquisitorThorn
24 sep 2020
© Based on: midnight.vo
Hey man I'm amer, a player, players get chicks, I get death three from the k pop fanbase for saying the lego 'ebate sonn snu sonn
Boss: what inspired you to do this?
Me: "my salary"
staples1724 staples1724
30 dec 2020
Boss: what inspired you to do this? Me: "my salary"