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    • My dogs don’t sneeze... oh shit.
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    • No.
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    • No. A dog sneezes because it has to fucking sneeze. Just like a human
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    • For all the retards that feel the need to talk before researching even a little bit
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    • This is the dumbest shit I’ve ever heard
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    • LavarBaIl 28 may
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    • Me: punchs my dog in the nose. My dog: tares my arm off. Me: oh my god! My dog: (sneezes) me: oh thank god
      scp557 28 may
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    • My dogs just walk up to me and sneeze on my ankles before walking away. What the fuck? That's not a fight, that's just you being a prick, dog
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    • Or they just sneeze cause they have to.
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    • That sounds wrong, but I don’t know enough about dogs to argue with you.
      oofdaaad 28 may
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    • Fuckin retards saying this is fake. It's specifically the "sneeze" where they shake their head and blow air out their nose while doing a "bow". It's what they do when they play with other dogs
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    • That’s absolutely retarded and incorrect
      TG1097 28 may
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    • its not actually a sneeze, its more of a huffing sound that can somwtimes sound like a sneeze (sometimes accompanied with a headshake)
      squishbby 28 may
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    • My dog has literally never sneezed while playing. She has however used her shoulder to buckle my knee so she could win
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    • Sounds like some made up bull shit
      The_Spins 28 may
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    • I dont think this post actually means sneezing like Ahh-fucking-choo I think its talking about when they exhale through their nose really hard while jumping around.
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    • My dog doesn't sneeze when we fight but she will gently put her head against mine and the forcefully push or she will "pounce" on a nearby toy and the drop it on me/ attempt to toss it to me
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    • My dog never sneezes I guess it's time to fight the dude for my throne
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    • I assume they dont mean an actual sneeze but when they are playful and do that super quick sharp exhale through their nose
      xyzzyxx 28 may
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    • I heard dogs sneeze because they have to sneeze
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    • I looked it up it’s half true they can just be sneezing for other reasons but they actually do that
      Nurple6 28 may
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    • Bull shit my dog purposely sneezes on my leg to be a little shit
      Vette92 30 may
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    • I'm pretty sure dogs sneeze for the same reason humans sneeze fuckface
      YourDadV9 28 may
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    • Oh yes the internet where nothing is made up and everything is 100% true, now I’ll be right back I’m gonna go fly my dragon to White Castle so they can declare me king
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    • No.. dogs will sneeze when their senses are overloaded, such as from a lot of excitement from playing. Similar to how when we look at the sun our senses overload and we sneeze
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    • My dog always does this when I rile him up
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    • There are a lot of different reasons why dogs sneeze when they are playing or excited. ... This causes the dog to wrinkle their highly sensitive nose, which can cause a tickle that the body interprets as a signal to sneeze. When a dog sneezes, it's usually a sign that the dog is healthy, and the...
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    • My dog has never fucking sneezed when I play fight with them lmao
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    • Who told you that? A dog?
      Ritkix 28 may
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    • No they sneeze either because they're excited or because something is irritating their nose.
      Fynz 28 may
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    • Its not a sneeze more like a backwards sniff
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    • Or maybe they just have to sneeze.
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    • My dog doesn't sneeze when we play... Send help
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    • Did the dog tell you that
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    • Deveydev 28 may
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    • My dog never sneezes... Little rights tryna kill me
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    • Where’s the proof bitch
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    • Seeing top comment and then seeing the rest of the comments really makes me giggle like a cactus
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    • That's....just not true....that's ridiculous... Please stop.
      sammygc55 29 may
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    • ......that....that's not true at all
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    • Yea that's actually retarded ,what tumblr fag made this up
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    • Yea. That's not why they sneeze. They sneeze for the exact same reason any other creature on earth that has the ability to sneeze sneezes. Because they need to sneeze.
      EyePie 28 may
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    • Ya, that makes no fuckin sense at all
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    • nope. It’s just that when you sneeze, it’s because your cilia feel bacteria or whatever, and when they’re upside down or agitated, dogs sneeze more often because more stuff trickles into the back of their nose
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    • My dog just growls like hes gonna eat you
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    • The play bow they give before is that signal, not a sneeze. Mine has never sneezed
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    • This is wrong.
      D3ATH 28 may
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    • I always sneeze back and then she sneezes even harder and then we go back and forth.
      Cinaedus 28 may
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    • PP__Mann 28 may
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    • If Blacks hate getting shot by the police, why don't they just stop committing crimes?
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    • No, they lick u. Like saying " it wasn't that bad plz dont tell mom"
      Orange_ 28 may
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    • Did a dog tell you that
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    • Just cause you hear something on the internet doesn’t mean it’s true
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    • Yo my dog dont sneeze when we play wtf
      JimBu 28 may
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    • _impure_ 28 may
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    • They sneeze because they need to sneeze
      Milu 28 may
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    • Feel like this is fake facts being spread around
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    • My pitbull puppies do this when they play with eachother and when they eat kids
      ratshave 28 may
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    • Pretty sure my dog just has allergies
      kiera66 28 may
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    • Y’all try way too hard with this dog shit
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    • This is actually true, how tf did those guys get top comment
      Nick10101 28 may
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    • Lmao bruh as soon as i yell treat he gets excited beyond control and sneezes 20 times a second
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    • My dog always sneezes when she’s upside down
      snubbsy 30 may
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    • People say the stupidest shit lol
      DustinMmm 30 may
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    • It's not when playing with us. However when two dogs play fight they do in fact sneeze to let the other know it's only playing
      Reliconic 29 may
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    • This is neither IFunny or INigga, it's just IDog, which is worst. God this app is shit.
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    • When you realize they sneeze to expel mucus just like everything else that sneezes
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    • Incorrect
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    • This dude is fucking retarded
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    • I don’t think they can control their sneezes like that...
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    • I sneeze while sucking dick to let him know I’m not gay
      Bloc_Boi 28 may
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    • Dogs sneeze when they’re on their back. Dogs get on their back when they play. Correlation does not prove causation.
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    • My dog *not sneeze because he's an asshole and actually wants to fucking murder me*
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    • My dog has allergies
      s4pph1r3 28 may
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    • Just to clarify, the “sneezes” will come out most of the time as shallow grunts or snorts almost similar to a pig. It can also sound like wheezing. It’s what dogs do to let ANYTHING know it’s playing. Not just us. Dogs will do this with other dogs as well. It’s to let everyone know it’s a play fight
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    • But my dog has never sneezed when playing...
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    • My dog sneezes on my food to let me know it’s no longer mine.
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    • Or maybe they just have to sneeze
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    • My dogs have always sneezed and huffed at me while playing, I've always done it back while we'd wrestle and they loved it? Is this not normal?
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    • PorkSword 28 may
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    • Yes because dogs don't respond to irritants like humans do despite millions more olfactory receptors and sneeze for fun
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    • my dog sneezes when he gets excited
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    • I thought he just does that because he’s angry
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    • I'll sneeze back at my dog sometimes and she'll get even more excited
      DoriJoyce 31 may
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    • My dog almost always hits his face on something when he sneezes
      Twaije 30 may
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    • It also happens if you slighty hurt its nose
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    • they do that sniff thing to let you know its just play
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    • orrr its because its something natural that every dog does?
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    • So what if a rapist sneezes?
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    • They might be going easy but I know I didn’t sneeze
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    • Dogs sneeze because they’re sick or have dust or something in their nose.
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    • I looked it up this is true because when a dog curls its lip it can cause a sneeze that shows its playing but also they sneeze when there is stuff in the air or just nasal mites
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