• Me: *falling asleep to an audiobook on the science of the gut*
Book: saliva is actually filtered blood!
Me: heir-to-the-diamond-throne Follow
Me: CO_0?
Book: saliva also contains a painkiller that is stronger than morphine, but we don't produce a lot of it otherwise we'd be constantly high
Me: 0?
Opiorphin is stronger than morphine and actually contains an anti-depressant compound which is why some doctors believe it's linked to comfort eating
Everyone spit on me so I won't be depressed
i remember this post but only the horny bitch at the end
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    • So if I collected my own saliva and dehydrated it until I had a powder and snorted it I'd get high asf
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    • Every fluid we produce is from filtering blood
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    • Dude why does this post look like it's in 4K damn it looks good
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    • Saliva has random shit red blood cells don’t need and opiorphin has been known for over a decade with no results in anything similar to a painkiIIer, so while it may be one it most likely requires the aid of other chemicals to work which we don’t know
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    • Doesn’t that make you the horny bitch at the end?
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    • IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING HERMITCRAFT REFERENCE
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    • What if we ARE high all the time
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    • Does that mean I could collect my spit in a jar for a few weeks and drink it to get high?
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    • Alright everyone spit in this bucket so I can chug it down and get high af
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    • Is this why eating or chewing gum makes us less stressed (try it before public speaking)
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    • This won't get lost in the comments.
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    • And yet it doesn't do shit for toothaches
      The_ooF 9 aug
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    • I looked up what saliva is made out of and it’s 98% water and various enzymes. It said nothing about blood.
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    • Could we genetically engineer bacteria to produce that chemical for us?
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    • Is this why kissing is such a normalized thing?
      FatRetard 12 aug
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    • That’s one of the reasons our body’s like kissing so much, other people saliva affects us
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    • Why do you think we always lick or suck on cuts we get it can also help close wounds
      Zixias 9 aug
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    • Am I the only that thinks this shit looks likes in fucking 8k
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    • Pussy juice is filtered blood too
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    • Lovable 👀
      Glowing 9 aug
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    • Is that why when we hurt ourselves our instinct is to lick the wound? Like when you hurt a finger and you instantly put it to your mouth?
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    • basically the plot of this anime
      Urabe 9 aug
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    • Does saliva actually contain morphine? If so is that why licking yourself when you have a scratch helps or am I just fucking retarded
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    • If you like this check out why zebras don’t get ulcers by Sapolsky
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    • We don't produce a lot of saliva? My mouth is constantly producing so much saliva I can't swallow it fast enough and it keeps accumulating in my mouth which is why I have difficulty when speaking at a stretch!
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    • Guys guess what! You all lost the game!
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    • Hmu to cum ;)
      Retardad 9 aug
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    • Finna try synthesizing this
      MrTrippee 15 aug
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    • Spit helps get small blood stains out
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    • I have hyper active saliva glands that produce 1.5x the amount of saliva... No wonder I'm one of the happier people I know
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    • SHADYBITCHCRAFT
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    • Is that why I always wanna lick my wounds
      Kek_900 12 aug
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    • Can mass quantities be synthesized into a potent form of spit drug? I want me some spit drug
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    • I’d love to spit on a bitch
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    • Not all hero’s wear capes
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    • Sounds fake but idk enough about saliva to refute it. However, if true then it would mean that mothers kissing their kids boo boo’s actually does help.
      SirB 11 aug
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    • This is why moms spit in napkins to clean their kids ‘boo-boos’ at the park.
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    • So is that maybe why humans enjoy kissing?
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    • This post looks so fuckin crisp
      Seryph 11 aug
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    • is that why im happier then most people cuz i have over active salivation glands
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    • there’s actually a link between addictive behavior and the reason why some people exceedingly enjoy spicy foods.
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    • Wait is that why when I cut my finger and suck on it when I was younger it would stop hurting so fast?
      McSpawn 11 aug
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    • Wait, is this why we really like kissing?
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    • What is this filth?
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    • Spit in my goddamn mouth
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    • That's why making out feels so euphoric FYI. You're just getting high on drugs
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    • Where my spit fetish fam at?
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    • That explains why every time I lick the top of my hand (weird habit of mine btw), the skin on it tends to smell heavenly
      BlkBon 10 aug
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    • I feel like it would only work if they spit in your mouth
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    • Your mouth produces a bunch of saliva before you puke so that you don’t burn your mouth and lips with your stomach acid
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    • What about the last comment makes it horny?
      XSniderXD 10 aug
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    • Is this why we like kissing? Cause it gets us high...
      lokazo3 10 aug
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    • maybe that's why kissing feels so good
      Centrismo 10 aug
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    • So that’s why kissing makes us feel 10x better when we depressed
      CELSlUS 10 aug
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    • SPIT ON ME! SAY PTOOEE! 3,2,1 GOOOO
      spon 10 aug
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    • Everyone. Spit in my mouth. For science
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    • Well that explains why my first instict is to lick the cut.
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    • This is why I like people spitting in my mouth
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    • Maybe this is why we like making out
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    • So if we drink enough spit we can get high?
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    • I chew gum all the time, no wonder I’m not a depressed bitch
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    • Isn't that the stuff found in the drug "white rabbit"? Or am I thinking of just adrenaline?
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    • So ive been spitting blood at everyone
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    • I read that as salvia and was so confused for a good 5 min
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    • This explains kissing
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    • I sucked in a burp just before I read the second to last line and it got stuck in there. 10/10 painful laugh always the best
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    • That's why french kissing is so good tho
      Tony_TNT 9 aug
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    • No wonder I have a vore fetish
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    • mama mama SPIT ON ME
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    • My ex used to spit in my mouth, this explains why I love it
      SojinJin 9 aug
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    • Ugandan knuckles
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    • " find the man who shot my son, he was such a Good boy"
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    • Is that why we lick our wounds sometimes??
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    • is that why kissing someone make happy?
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    • So if I inject myself with saliva
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    • Aight so you're saying I can make spit drugs?
      Bjord 9 aug
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    • maybestop is this accurate?
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    • Thats why we lick our wounds
      KRIEG 9 aug
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    • Because of salivary amylase your mouth is the first step of digestion so not only is your saliva all of that but it also aids in breaking down food
      AnalPro 9 aug
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    • Wow that explains why I’m addicted to eating
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    • Ever wonder why we put our finger in our mouth after we cut it? Instinct.
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    • No wonder kissing is such an Important part of human culture tbh
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    • Is that why we make out?
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    • So is that why when we kiss and exchange saliva it makes us feel calm?
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    • Boil down and reinjest your own saliva for a good time
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    • So if I spit on a bug that is small. Do they have the trip of a life time?
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    • She wasn't horny, she was depressed. It said it right there.
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    • Is this why kissing provides serotonin?
      AsterKen 9 aug
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    • Oh yeah, it's makeout time.
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    • Collect spit in a bottle and drink the whole bottle and get high
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    • I mean yeah, that's why you're supposed to spit on your cute. You'll find it helps with the pain rather quickly
      Naramon 9 aug
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    • Is that why when I get cut my mouth starts watering
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    • The fact there's a link to a peer reviewed article is amazing lol
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