me driving 15 mph in a blizzard while some yee yee truck rides my ass
me driving 15 mph in a blizzard while some yee yee truck rides my ass
"Can we listen to something besides
1700s Sea Shanties?"
lowgin_powerdrill lowgin_powerdrill
10 oct 2020
"Can we listen to something besides 1700s Sea Shanties?"
When your alarm goes off and you have to go to work because you didn't die in your sleep.
When your alarm goes off and you have to go to work because you didn't die in your sleep.
me whenever I hear a Red Hot Chili
Peppers song
SHUT UP ABOUT California
SHUT UP ABOUT California
NonSequitur1275 NonSequitur1275
22 sep 2020
me whenever I hear a Red Hot Chili Peppers song SHUT UP ABOUT California SHUT UP ABOUT California
When you take your little brother to
school and see your old teachers
th ney tnere, Gemons
me, ya boy.
Sketchers Sketchers
20 nov 2020
When you take your little brother to school and see your old teachers th ney tnere, Gemons me, ya boy.
How old women be looking at you in public
angieN1023 angieN1023
1 may
How old women be looking at you in public
ff
EXCUSE ME MA'AM,
JUST BECAUSE THIS IS A CAT CAFE DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN TAKE YOUR OWN PUSSY
Suckable Suckable
22 sep 2020
ff EXCUSE ME MA'AM, JUST BECAUSE THIS IS A CAT CAFE DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN TAKE YOUR OWN PUSSY
This is Ted. He went on his first boat ride today. Hopes you like his giraffe vest. He picked it out himself.
mrgreenbin mrgreenbin
16 mar
This is Ted. He went on his first boat ride today. Hopes you like his giraffe vest. He picked it out himself.
Reporter: Conor whered you get the sweater?
Conor: The best fookin knockout artist in the game
morbidXprincess morbidXprincess
8 mar
Reporter: Conor whered you get the sweater? Conor: The best fookin knockout artist in the game
Odd numbers when they get multiplied by 2
bite
Were even now,
Dastan Dastan
9 feb
Odd numbers when they get multiplied by 2 bite Were even now,
Girls say that Post Malone is hot. I'm starting to realize that I'm not ugly. I'm just broke
Hotwire Hotwire
16 dec 2020
Girls say that Post Malone is hot. I'm starting to realize that I'm not ugly. I'm just broke
Online classes are great! IDK why people keep complaining, my teacher is great!
earlyUnbreakingiv2 earlyUnbreakingiv2
15 dec 2020
Online classes are great! IDK why people keep complaining, my teacher is great!
Day 1 of cat adoption
can stay here?
Th-thank you.
lil just hideaway and not be a bother.
One month later
How dare you enter my realm, peasant! am the lord of the living room!
Shower me with adoration or feel my wrath!
Lunaris_333 Lunaris_333
21 sep 2020
Day 1 of cat adoption can stay here? Th-thank you. lil just hideaway and not be a bother. One month later How dare you enter my realm, peasant! am the lord of the living room! Shower me with adoration or feel my wrath!
"Playing Dark Souls is not stressful at all"
Dave - 26 years
coolmemesbro coolmemesbro
15 oct 2020
"Playing Dark Souls is not stressful at all" Dave - 26 years
So my parents are getting a divorce
I DIDNT MEAN TO SEND THAT OMG
Seen
SublimeFan SublimeFan
20 jan 2021
So my parents are getting a divorce I DIDNT MEAN TO SEND THAT OMG Seen
*Thanos snaps his fingers*
people who were giving blowjobs:
Spiders Spiders
25 dec 2020
*Thanos snaps his fingers* people who were giving blowjobs:
What my microwave sees
What my microwave sees
"female character cuts her own hair ina dirty mirror with a hunting knife* her hair the next scene:
Trail_Blazer_ Trail_Blazer_
28 jan
"female character cuts her own hair ina dirty mirror with a hunting knife* her hair the next scene:
Courage the Cowardly Dog is actually a normal dog and he sees the world through a dog's eyes. All the villains in the show are just normal people, but to a little dog they seem scary. They don't actually live in the middle of Nowhere, but since his owners are too old to take him outside for walks, he only knows what's around his immediate property, and everything beyond that is nothing because he's never seen it.
DonQuixoteOfLaMancha DonQuixoteOfLaMancha
26 sep 2020
Courage the Cowardly Dog is actually a normal dog and he sees the world through a dog's eyes. All the villains in the show are just normal people, but to a little dog they seem scary. They don't actually live in the middle of Nowhere, but since his owners are too old to take him outside for walks, he only knows what's around his immediate property, and everything beyond that is nothing because he's never seen it.