Me: don't think any customers will come in this weather"
The customers:
Me: don't think any customers will come in this weather" The customers:
Does she like me?
Or is she selling something?
Does she like me? Or is she selling something?
When your cat is more photogenic than you
JonnyBonez0 JonnyBonez0
3 jun
When your cat is more photogenic than you
Darwinian Airbags. Who's most likely to survive?
vagueLeagueOfMemes vagueLeagueOfMemes
22 jan 2021
Darwinian Airbags. Who's most likely to survive?
Wholesome_Bert Wholesome_Bert
23 sep 2020
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if more teachers were like you I can almost guarantee you that there would be more successful people in the world
When you just watched your human and the dog you constantly fucked with but secretly loved get yeeted by the Langley "Death of
Freedom" Debate Team and you know there won't be any more Fancy Feast ever again so you mash your face into a pile of the
Colombian Catnip, strap on John Arbuckle's nods, and head out into the embrace of a wintery death for a chance to avenge Odie and give those Fedfucks 7.62mm's of the
Ole Raze Dazzle...
SpamRadio SpamRadio
22 sep 2020
When you just watched your human and the dog you constantly fucked with but secretly loved get yeeted by the Langley "Death of Freedom" Debate Team and you know there won't be any more Fancy Feast ever again so you mash your face into a pile of the Colombian Catnip, strap on John Arbuckle's nods, and head out into the embrace of a wintery death for a chance to avenge Odie and give those Fedfucks 7.62mm's of the Ole Raze Dazzle...
When you go to the store to buy chocolate milk, head home, and realize the bagger forgot to put it in your bag
Where in the fuckery is my CHOCOLATE
MILK
JSpooksmemes JSpooksmemes
25 sep 2020
When you go to the store to buy chocolate milk, head home, and realize the bagger forgot to put it in your bag Where in the fuckery is my CHOCOLATE MILK
When you get home and you and your dog see each other
sliced_ankle sliced_ankle
23 sep 2020
When you get home and you and your dog see each other
when he finally leaves so you can let that fart out.
EmKay_KayDee EmKay_KayDee
22 jan 2021
when he finally leaves so you can let that fart out.
When do you go at red and stop at green?
When you're eating a watermelon!
When do you go at red and stop at green? When you're eating a watermelon!
When you're working under your truck & hear the Harbor Freight jack start making weird noises
When you're working under your truck & hear the Harbor Freight jack start making weird noises
I put an orange on my cat and now he looks like an egg
IT'S BEAUTIFUL I'VE LOOKEDIATSTHIS FOR FIVE HOURS NOW
sagentjson sagentjson
6 aug 2020
I put an orange on my cat and now he looks like an egg IT'S BEAUTIFUL I'VE LOOKEDIATSTHIS FOR FIVE HOURS NOW
Me: "Hi mom! How was your d-"
Mom: "Your school called today."
torn torn
25 sep 2020
Me: "Hi mom! How was your d-" Mom: "Your school called today."
When a woman says
"First of all" in an argument
Run away! She has prepared research data, charts, & graphs to destroy you
ThePunisher4 ThePunisher4
3 jan 2021
When a woman says "First of all" in an argument Run away! She has prepared research data, charts, & graphs to destroy you
When u late for work in the winter...
When u late for work in the winter...
Duck_II Duck II Goose
slant3d3y3 slant3d3y3
15 apr
Duck_II Duck II Goose
When you tell a girl at the nudist beach that you really like her
SiccerThanYaAverage SiccerThanYaAverage
8 jan 2021
When you tell a girl at the nudist beach that you really like her
Me: God Give Me A Reason To Go To Work
God:
You're Broke And Weed Ain't Free My Child
@goldlung_420_insta
Dustin_K Dustin_K
16 oct 2020
Me: God Give Me A Reason To Go To Work God: You're Broke And Weed Ain't Free My Child @goldlung_420_insta
fimbry-talks
Love when my cat flings himself into the air after a toy, but he has no style. Straight up ragdoll physics.
BB tollowthebluebell
One day i want to take a video of Yardstick straight-up hurling himself into the void. Cats
have no conception that there is a future.
There is just now and the jingly toy.
Your cat's name is Yardstick?
tollowthebtuebell
He has three feet.
Jordanmichelle93 Jordanmichelle93
25 sep 2020
fimbry-talks Love when my cat flings himself into the air after a toy, but he has no style. Straight up ragdoll physics. BB tollowthebluebell One day i want to take a video of Yardstick straight-up hurling himself into the void. Cats have no conception that there is a future. There is just now and the jingly toy. Your cat's name is Yardstick? tollowthebtuebell He has three feet.
When your toddler screams and hits you after you tell them "no"
PACUSE THE SHEP OIT OF MY CODPARMN PRENCH, BUT DID YOU Jt ATEN ME?
hostilewaffle008 hostilewaffle008
23 oct 2020
When your toddler screams and hits you after you tell them "no" PACUSE THE SHEP OIT OF MY CODPARMN PRENCH, BUT DID YOU Jt ATEN ME?