Me: Does literally nothing
Random part of my body:
I said we hurting to
CommunistMoose CommunistMoose
12 jan 2021
Me: Does literally nothing Random part of my body: I said we hurting to
When you plan on speeding over the speed limit to a song you really like but a slow ass
car in front of you ruins the moment for you and the song
made with mematic
When you plan on speeding over the speed limit to a song you really like but a slow ass car in front of you ruins the moment for you and the song made with mematic
10 year old me learning that spiders eat other bad bugs
Perhaps I treated you too harshly
10 year old me learning that spiders eat other bad bugs Perhaps I treated you too harshly
Dad holding me circa 1987. Me holding my son 2020.
NerdyGirl21 NerdyGirl21
19 mar
Dad holding me circa 1987. Me holding my son 2020.
Do you guys know how Brits say
"Bend over"?
Bottoms up.
lean_consumeshorts lean_consumeshorts
24 apr
Do you guys know how Brits say "Bend over"? Bottoms up.
Me: God Give Me A Reason To Go To Work
God:
You're Broke And Weed Ain't Free My Child
@goldlung_420_insta
Dustin_K Dustin_K
16 oct 2020
Me: God Give Me A Reason To Go To Work God: You're Broke And Weed Ain't Free My Child @goldlung_420_insta
My dog when he finds out I I cheated on him with a younger
pup
na
He must pay the price for his betrayal.
Anakin Anakin
27 sep 2020
My dog when he finds out I I cheated on him with a younger pup na He must pay the price for his betrayal.
Wanda: Possibly the strongest character in the MCU.
Vision: Vibranium android worthy of wielding Mjalnir.
Pietro:
I'm fast. I'm very fast.
_Knightmare_ _Knightmare_
18 feb
Wanda: Possibly the strongest character in the MCU. Vision: Vibranium android worthy of wielding Mjalnir. Pietro: I'm fast. I'm very fast.
@Sorah Andersen
KatDuncan KatDuncan
23 sep 2020
@Sorah Andersen
Me: *pissing at a dark grassy area*
A random frog:
XXXONAMEMESTREAK XXXONAMEMESTREAK
1 dec 2020
Me: *pissing at a dark grassy area* A random frog:
Why is shaved Keanu
Reeves about to take 20 points from Gryffindor
TrenDerX472 TrenDerX472
15 mar
Why is shaved Keanu Reeves about to take 20 points from Gryffindor
atl T-Mobile > AM 73 91%
Dad
Yesterday
What's that fat cat doing
He has a job interview
He's hired
(MA) @
rotten_olive rotten_olive
21 sep 2020
atl T-Mobile > AM 73 91% Dad Yesterday What's that fat cat doing He has a job interview He's hired (MA) @
Why is everyone staring at my food?
delightedGaming delightedGaming
6 jan 2021
Why is everyone staring at my food?
Mike Tyson, enjoying powdered donuts at a house party in 1988.
this_app_blows this_app_blows
8 dec 2020
Mike Tyson, enjoying powdered donuts at a house party in 1988.
Your Family: It's just a cough
The doctor: It's just a cough
Google:
Pixey Pixey
22 jun
Your Family: It's just a cough The doctor: It's just a cough Google:
When you're on deployment and your wife spends $50 at CVS at lam
When you're on deployment and your wife spends $50 at CVS at lam
Me: I have to start eating healthier
Me feeling even the slightest amount of stress:
ry
Download the @memes app
itsham itsham
28 sep 2020
Me: I have to start eating healthier Me feeling even the slightest amount of stress: ry Download the @memes app
me explaining to my future wife
SS
that we need fast internet:
do not want my son to have to go through what I went through.
Disapparate Disapparate
8 oct 2020
me explaining to my future wife SS that we need fast internet: do not want my son to have to go through what I went through.
McDonalds:
Adds self-order machines
Introverts:
faplessing from the
ChuckyCoupons ChuckyCoupons
26 feb
McDonalds: Adds self-order machines Introverts: faplessing from the
Be careful what you wish for!
deadly_idkwhattona deadly_idkwhattona
18 feb
Be careful what you wish for!