Me: Does literally nothing
Random part of my body:
I said we hurting to
CommunistMoose CommunistMoose
12 jan 2021
Me: Does literally nothing Random part of my body: I said we hurting to
When you find an old photo of your mom and dad that you wish you could unsee.
DarthBoner DarthBoner
12 sep 2020
When you find an old photo of your mom and dad that you wish you could unsee.
Absolutely no one:
old lady from Titanic: listen up about this poor guy I fucked on a cruise
af
Absolutely no one: old lady from Titanic: listen up about this poor guy I fucked on a cruise af
SkratsPardiso SkratsPardiso
24 sep 2020
© Based on: beingdoggos
When you tell your dog a story using their favorite words:
When your girl driving in the far left lane on the highway and Siri says, "In
80Ofeet take this Exit"
Redneck_mechanic_memes Redneck_mechanic_memes
23 oct 2020
When your girl driving in the far left lane on the highway and Siri says, "In 80Ofeet take this Exit"
Dogs as soon as they are born be like:
@memessss28)
All know is that I must be a good boy
TexasWind TexasWind
21 sep 2020
Dogs as soon as they are born be like: @memessss28) All know is that I must be a good boy
Government: here's your stimulus. Use it wisely.
Me 2 days later:
ChUcky16 ChUcky16
17 mar
Government: here's your stimulus. Use it wisely. Me 2 days later:
When you realize he lied about just the tip and he rips into your ass like a $30 taco bell order
kingofsamoa kingofsamoa
5 apr
When you realize he lied about just the tip and he rips into your ass like a $30 taco bell order
What I picture when someone says their "baby" is 47-months-old.
CC
RAMBILIN MAMA
boyce boyce
28 jun
What I picture when someone says their "baby" is 47-months-old. CC RAMBILIN MAMA
on
WOT IN TARNATION
EpicDailyFunny EpicDailyFunny
26 sep 2020
on WOT IN TARNATION
When you tell a girl at the nudist beach that you really like her
SiccerThanYaAverage SiccerThanYaAverage
8 jan 2021
When you tell a girl at the nudist beach that you really like her
Spring Sprint
Day 56
Do you guys remember jarod wells? The guy that had beat lung cancer but had 0% body fat? This is him - Do you guys remember jarod wells? The guy that had beat lung cancer but had 0% body fat? This is him
Skippy420 Skippy420
24 sep 2020
Spring Sprint Day 56 Do you guys remember jarod wells? The guy that had beat lung cancer but had 0% body fat? This is him - Do you guys remember jarod wells? The guy that had beat lung cancer but had 0% body fat? This is him
Someone will die.
SS
I Of fum.
Someone will die. SS I Of fum.
Proto Proto
18 sep 2020
© Based on: effluvius
af The Government Wants Him Killed LA
tried to make Ron Weasley out of peas
thecumlord thecumlord
22 jan 2021
tried to make Ron Weasley out of peas
Me: *finally dies*
Satan: "So, how was hell?"
Me:
fuckina knew it
lj129016 lj129016
28 dec 2020
Me: *finally dies* Satan: "So, how was hell?" Me: fuckina knew it
There never seems to be anything good on tv
Well, at least I got you pizza!
There never seems to be anything good on tv Well, at least I got you pizza!
When your parents tell you no jumping on the bed but you hear them doing it at 2 am
aster
CoffeeCreme CoffeeCreme
30 dec 2020
When your parents tell you no jumping on the bed but you hear them doing it at 2 am aster
People That Walk Fast Are
Reported To Be Less Happy
ave.
The faster you walk the more unhappy you
Spaceham Spaceham
25 sep 2020
People That Walk Fast Are Reported To Be Less Happy ave. The faster you walk the more unhappy you