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    • Well, she can't un-like you anymore
      0ana 8 apr
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    • -slams her into a wall at high speed-
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    • Marries her off to a husband 40 years older than her as a political move
      mrVodka 10 apr
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    • Marries her off to a foreign prince to improve relations
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    • Marry her off to a foreign monarch to secure a crucial alliance
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    • To some extent girls like to be treated like shit. Not all the time of course but you can’t be “the nice guy” all the time either. Idk why. They’re fucking strange creatures.
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    • Boy: *treats her like a princess and bends to her every whim and executes perfect chivalry* Girl: OMG RAPE
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    • [slays a dragon and rapes her]
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    • *kidnaps her and fights a plumber*
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    • What do Princess Diana and Pink Floyd have in common? Their last big hit was “the Wall”
      Oopsy 8 apr
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    • stnick6 8 apr
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    • Well, a corpse can’t say no
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    • The average Tuesday in France
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    • Socialism doesnt work, you arent entitled to anyone elses paycheck, if your a socialist your most likely physically weak and cant back up your beliefs with actual physical justification
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    • Marry her off to to strengthen relations with France
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    • *Forces her her to be kidnapped by a giant lizard thing as I travel through worlds to save her*
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    • Treat a girl good she friendzones you. Treat her like an object she trying to get the dick all day and night. Hate every year after 2010
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    • Kidnaps her and takes her to another castle
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    • well there’s your problem, of course she’s not gonna like a socialist
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    • Marry her off to a random stranger to strengthen my relations with Poland
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    • *marries her off to some dude she's never met to improve diplomatic relations with the Balkan states*
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    • Marry her...Treat her like shit during your marriage...have two babies with her...make her feel body conscious...and then cheat on her with her friend as she eventually dumps you but dies in a terrible car crash?...
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    • Locks her in a tower till she dies
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    • “That’s my boy!”
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    • Socialism kills
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    • Dresses like a turtle and kidnapps her and takes her to my castle
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    • *marries her off to a complete stranger in order to strengthen the alliance with France
      TheCongo 9 apr
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    • *rapes*
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    • Don't worry, she won't have died in vain. The new socialist government will collapse is a few weeks and she'll be laughing in heaven because SOCIALISM DOESNT WORK
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    • Marry her off to some rich ugly fuck without her consent.
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    • I treat her like a princess i kidnap her if mario didnt save her no one would have known
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    • Women need to frfr stpp expecting guys to be like prince charming
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    • Assassinate her family and take her as a political prisoner
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    • It would work for me
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    • Treating her like a princess means you will end up doing everything and support her as her best friends while she fucks ass holes who treat her like shit!!!! Be an ass hole and fuck the girls you like instead...
      univex 8 apr
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    • *stabs her, poisons her with cyanide, shoots her once, shoots her again, then throws her off a bridge*
      TheClA 8 apr
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    • -sells her in marriage to Portugal-
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    • *kidnaps her* -bowser
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    • Under any circumstances, do not treat them like princesses. They'll take advantage. Treat them like garbage and ignore them instead. They come crawling back
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    • The moment you treat any girl like a “princess”, you’ve already lost. You’re continuing her wanting of entitlement, never getting told no, never having to deal with her immature actions and whining to get her way. Don’t do it. You’ll thank me later. If you do, you’re a pussy and a bitch lol Man up.
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    • What do Michael Jackson and Princess Diana have in common? One of their biggest hits were Off the Wall
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    • Me: sells her off to a prince in Germany for political gain
      hueyIong 8 apr
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    • *crying* thats ma boy...
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    • I grew up hearing that from my dad. Then throughout high school, I just heard “nice guys finish last”. I guess that is true seeing that all the douchbags and bad guys get the girls while the nice guys like me get stuck in the friend zone far behind
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    • *kidnaps her and takes her to a castle while waiting for a plumber to come*
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    • thAt's NoT reAL soCiALisM
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    • Neck yourself before others, useless socialist
      Anieu 8 apr
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    • Force her to marry her brother for the good of the bloodline
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    • Kidnap her in an attempt to destabilize her family
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    • No, no. All you have to do is act as though you have a million better things to do and act as though she's beneath you. Don't be rude, but act as though she's a 2/10.
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    • Send her this then she'll like u
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    • *marries her to her third cousin who is also her great uncle to strengthen our ties with Poland*
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    • *country collapses cause socialism doesn’t work*
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    • s(he) sh(hit)ted (her)self 13 y/o girls: 😭
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    • VIVA LA REVOLUTION
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    • “Treat whores like queens and queens like whores.” -that dude from the first episode of tales from the crypt
      uberbunk 13 apr
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    • *imprison her in a tower guarded by dragons*
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    • Or you could burn 300 protestants in a town square like Bloody Mary 🤷‍♀️
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    • Execute me hard bb
      Bipology 12 apr
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    • Thought he was talking about his daughter for some reason
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    • Treating a girl like a princess is how you get taken advantage of in the friend zone
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    • *Feeds her to the Kraken *
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    • Anyone take the SAT today?
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    • I don't see the problem
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    • Dad: *wipes tear* that's my boy
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    • this has been proven to be inaccurate. woman want to be treated like shit and disrespected. treating a woman like a princess shows that you care and that is unacceptable. fuck you Kylie.
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    • Hey i just learned about this today in History
      Emoneyyy 9 apr
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    • Slay queen
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    • If a guy doesn’t pay on the first date, he wasn’t raised right. If the girl doesn’t offer to pay on the first date, she wasn’t raised right
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    • *locks her in a tower where she’s trapped and takes advantage of her magical hair to keep myself invulnerable*
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    • I mean he did what he was told
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    • “Jeeezuussss Chrriiiissstt!!!” - Monty Python and the Holy Grail
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    • Repeal the 19th amendment.
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    • Atta boy
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    • I like this
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    • PRINCESS NOT QUEEN
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    • Are you by chance French?
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    • We're almost to that part in the attempt in cultural replacement, but boi are the SJWs gonna have a rude awaking when we get there.
      Lcdude 8 apr
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    • Calm down henry
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    • That's my boy
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    • Haha quirky meme omg!1!!!!1!1!
      Qoowe 8 apr
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    • Hmm
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    • *kidnaps her and locks her in a tower*
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    • I’m selling popcorn for people reading the comments. {\__/} ( • . •) / >🍿 ▪Regular 🍿- $2.00 ▪Large🍿- $4.00 ▪Extra butter .50 cents. {\__/} ( • ᴗ •) 🥤৵ \ ▪Add a coke for only $1 🥤 {\__/} ( ˘ᴗ˘) 🍕৵ \ ▪ Pizza - $2.00
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    • Consult with her father and arrange a marriage in order to form a political alliance between your two nations
      Alumed 8 apr
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    • Friendly reminder that socialism doesn't work
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    • Kidnap her for a large ransom or until a plumber kicks down your door and kicks your ass for a kiss on the cheek.
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    • Treat a girl like shit or semi like shit and she’ll be all over you
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    • Socialism is for f*gs
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