Me: Catch ya later, alligator.
Friend: After while, crocodile.
Me: After supper...
Scarletbee Scarletbee
1 may
Me: Catch ya later, alligator. Friend: After while, crocodile. Me: After supper...
The Egyptian Mau is probably the oldest breed of cat. In fact, the breed is so ancient that its name is the Egyptian word for "cat."
thesixpennybook
#did they name it may because thats the sound cats make!?
now I am just imagining a very early Egyptian encountering a wild cat for the first time.
human: what the fuck are you? cat: mau human: oh okay then
IndigentSeeker IndigentSeeker
20 sep 2020
The Egyptian Mau is probably the oldest breed of cat. In fact, the breed is so ancient that its name is the Egyptian word for "cat." thesixpennybook #did they name it may because thats the sound cats make!? now I am just imagining a very early Egyptian encountering a wild cat for the first time. human: what the fuck are you? cat: mau human: oh okay then
RAM THECOMPLEETEFACTS
NSTAC
Japanese researchers have successfully developed a device that will be able to literally playback your dreams in a video sequence.
LuckyLook LuckyLook
15 mar
RAM THECOMPLEETEFACTS NSTAC Japanese researchers have successfully developed a device that will be able to literally playback your dreams in a video sequence.
HIM: what ru coin
HER: just here in a tank top
HIM: send me pic
HER:
thelewdplaguedoctor thelewdplaguedoctor
4 dec 2020
HIM: what ru coin HER: just here in a tank top HIM: send me pic HER:
mycomputerisdead mycomputerisdead
23 sep 2020
© Based on: bitch
THE WAY IT HUGGED THE SHOE WHEN IT FELL we sori simba
When you get to the carne asada and you can hear Spanish music
blasting, a baby crying, and your
uncles fighting outside
The food, the atmosp
RandomMan22 RandomMan22
24 feb
When you get to the carne asada and you can hear Spanish music blasting, a baby crying, and your uncles fighting outside The food, the atmosp
sStihie: porn fin now theyre 'goim
Sadjlater:
Rience Rience
31 aug 2020
sStihie: porn fin now theyre 'goim Sadjlater:
Got stood up by my date so thought I'd treat a special girl in my life.
sassy_doggomemes_69 sassy_doggomemes_69
26 sep 2020
Got stood up by my date so thought I'd treat a special girl in my life.
DAMN, SISTER CATHERINE IS A NILF
Bs
LouisianaProud LouisianaProud
2 mar
DAMN, SISTER CATHERINE IS A NILF Bs
Tupperware after you put spaghetti in it .
rabinator rabinator
4 dec 2020
Tupperware after you put spaghetti in it .
DRINK WHAT SHE'S WEARING.
milk with 50% more protein & calcium,
MORE GOOD LOOKS GOOD.
DRINK WHAT SHE'S WEARING. milk with 50% more protein & calcium, MORE GOOD LOOKS GOOD.
Girls: Why do boys say "Nice" everytime they see a 69?
Boys:
IT'S THE LAW
BryanSwanson BryanSwanson
22 jan 2021
Girls: Why do boys say "Nice" everytime they see a 69? Boys: IT'S THE LAW
ere dhen, imeer
y'all to stop fucking leaving the game because you didn't get to be the imposter
SilverSleet987 SilverSleet987
24 sep 2020
ere dhen, imeer y'all to stop fucking leaving the game because you didn't get to be the imposter
Me, making a home cooked meal: I can't wait, this smells amazing...&
My dog:
is for me?
uppercutdoucheba uppercutdoucheba
21 sep 2020
Me, making a home cooked meal: I can't wait, this smells amazing...& My dog: is for me?
Florida Man stole Walmart clothes and secretly worked as cashier, he kept all the cash and made $2000 in four hours.
ig: @memepime @memepime2
Florida Man did get paid pretty good for a small walmart job
Gummbo Gummbo
20 nov 2020
Florida Man stole Walmart clothes and secretly worked as cashier, he kept all the cash and made $2000 in four hours. ig: @memepime @memepime2 Florida Man did get paid pretty good for a small walmart job
The first selfie my grandpa took with his
new phone.
Fox_Flame Fox_Flame
5 feb
The first selfie my grandpa took with his new phone.
"Steroids? Haha yeah right bro
I wouldn't put that garbage in my body"
"Steroids? Haha yeah right bro I wouldn't put that garbage in my body"
ARE YOU A RACCOON?
Dark circles under eyes
Eats junk
Small and chubby
Stays up all night
Cute but will fight
Maybe-lam
Official_D Official_D
24 sep 2020
ARE YOU A RACCOON? Dark circles under eyes Eats junk Small and chubby Stays up all night Cute but will fight Maybe-lam