Me: can you spell orange grader: The fruit or the colour?
Me and the kid:
Me: can you spell orange grader: The fruit or the colour? Me and the kid:
Thanos: *snaps*
Cannibals just tryna enjoy their meal:
smelly__balls smelly__balls
27 jan 2021
Thanos: *snaps* Cannibals just tryna enjoy their meal:
Courage the Cowardly Dog is actually a normal dog and he sees the world through a dog's eyes. All the villains in the show are just normal people, but to a little dog they seem scary. They don't actually live in the middle of Nowhere, but since his owners are too old to take him outside for walks, he only knows what's around his immediate property, and everything beyond that is nothing because he's never seen it.
DonQuixoteOfLaMancha DonQuixoteOfLaMancha
26 sep 2020
Courage the Cowardly Dog is actually a normal dog and he sees the world through a dog's eyes. All the villains in the show are just normal people, but to a little dog they seem scary. They don't actually live in the middle of Nowhere, but since his owners are too old to take him outside for walks, he only knows what's around his immediate property, and everything beyond that is nothing because he's never seen it.
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This is "Longcat" from the internet memes. I actually looked up this kitty just a few days ago and was happy to find that the kitty was amazingly still alive & 17 years old. However, it seems that this long cat has passed away today.
Let's remember the sweet-kitty fondly.
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Papi_Satan_UwU Papi_Satan_UwU
20 sep 2020
Thread This is "Longcat" from the internet memes. I actually looked up this kitty just a few days ago and was happy to find that the kitty was amazingly still alive & 17 years old. However, it seems that this long cat has passed away today. Let's remember the sweet-kitty fondly. RAOREA-< @BA @miyabi_2222 #DUFEA Show this thread Tweet your reply
Ho,
Have seenthe
DRAGOHS mi the kifeien:
xDoomSlayerx xDoomSlayerx
24 apr
Ho, Have seenthe DRAGOHS mi the kifeien:
when you pull her panties down and smell the hand soap in your bathroom
when you pull her panties down and smell the hand soap in your bathroom
One interesting change that has happened to dogs as a result of our domestication is how they respond to hand signals. If one points
in front of a wolf, the wolf looks at your hand. If you point in front of a dog, however, the dog will look to where you are pointing
WorldAtWar WorldAtWar
23 sep 2020
One interesting change that has happened to dogs as a result of our domestication is how they respond to hand signals. If one points in front of a wolf, the wolf looks at your hand. If you point in front of a dog, however, the dog will look to where you are pointing
when you introduce your waifu to your friend and they like her
She's mine!.
Hpru01 Hpru01
26 apr
when you introduce your waifu to your friend and they like her She's mine!.
Does anyone else feel troubled by the fact that the name of next year is literally 2020 won?
Does anyone else feel troubled by the fact that the name of next year is literally 2020 won?
Humans in 2020:
"The worst year to date."
Dogs in 2020:
"OH MY!
I can't believe my humans have chosen to stay with me, rather than going to work.
We snuggle, go for walks & get extra treats.
THIS IS THE BEST YEAR EVER!"
unicornfucker
21 sep 2020
Humans in 2020: "The worst year to date." Dogs in 2020: "OH MY! I can't believe my humans have chosen to stay with me, rather than going to work. We snuggle, go for walks & get extra treats. THIS IS THE BEST YEAR EVER!"
When u late for work in the winter... - When u late for work in the winter...
I_am_Jared I_am_Jared
15 jan 2021
When u late for work in the winter... - When u late for work in the winter...
This dog followed the google earth guy
liked that I
mylilcroissant mylilcroissant
27 sep 2020
This dog followed the google earth guy liked that I
Verizon LTE PM @ 100%
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Amy J
Hey sweetie it's Amy! Randy was out mowing when he said he noticed you drive past smoking a cigar of some sort. A lot of children live on the street so I will speak on their behalf and request you keep your habits private from the kids!
hey! was just laquite!' bad
here
Moneyluv Moneyluv
18 feb
Verizon LTE PM @ 100% <o w Amy J Hey sweetie it's Amy! Randy was out mowing when he said he noticed you drive past smoking a cigar of some sort. A lot of children live on the street so I will speak on their behalf and request you keep your habits private from the kids! hey! was just laquite!' bad here
If you encounter wine snobs, confuse them by using this move
If you encounter wine snobs, confuse them by using this move
BREAKING: Donald Trump makes miraculous and historic recovery.
TexasHeat85 TexasHeat85
5 oct 2020
BREAKING: Donald Trump makes miraculous and historic recovery.
So, you thought it was a good idea to post this.
SaxophoneNerd SaxophoneNerd
22 jan 2021
So, you thought it was a good idea to post this.
We are Disney.
Lower your shields and surrender your ships.
We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own.
Your culture will adapt to service us.
Resistance is futile.
Scatty, I need warp speed now or we're all dead!
Sulu, get us out of here!
NCC1701_D NCC1701_D
27 sep 2020
We are Disney. Lower your shields and surrender your ships. We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own. Your culture will adapt to service us. Resistance is futile. Scatty, I need warp speed now or we're all dead! Sulu, get us out of here!
harvard graduate
my gf: he's so immature think i'm gonna dump him
her friend: ya remember when he got excited that he could drink 2 capri suns at once
[i walk in holding 3 capri suns] babe you're not gonna fuckin believe this
- 03 Nov 19 Twitter for iPhone
864 7,190
post_pro_millennial post_pro_millennial
28 sep 2020
harvard graduate my gf: he's so immature think i'm gonna dump him her friend: ya remember when he got excited that he could drink 2 capri suns at once [i walk in holding 3 capri suns] babe you're not gonna fuckin believe this - 03 Nov 19 Twitter for iPhone 864 7,190
when you're presenting in class and someone says "Can you speak up cant hear you"
Lifesimmer12 Lifesimmer12
17 may
when you're presenting in class and someone says "Can you speak up cant hear you"