• Me: *buying babywhipes at the store*
Cashier: You look a bit young to have a
baby
Me: I have hemroids
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Cashier:
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    • As a cashier I can confirm that people tell you shit like this without you even giving them a reason to
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    • I used to wipe without baby wipes when I had Hemorrhoids.
      TheBfg02 20 jun
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    • Babywhipes
      Oshawatt 20 jun
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    • do you guys shave your ass? mine is so hairy and i’m scared to show my girl
      megaamo 20 jun
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    • Just googled what hemorrhoids are and fuck dude I got them :(
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    • May ass bleeds
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    • Actually, Megan, I can't sit anywhere. I have 🎶 hemorrhoids 🎶
      TheCheat 20 jun
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    • Adults can use them though? I use baby wipes after pooping so I get 100% clean.
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    • I don’t understand how people wipe their ass with just toilet paper? No matter how much I use, there’s still some poop residue left. Baby wipes take care of all of it
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    • I'm 14 and I like wearing a #1 dad shirt to see if anyone will think I'm a dad
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    • Dude. Hemorrhoids suck. I had one for like 8 months and it wouldn't go.away until I switched to using a bidet
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    • Just poke them back in with your index finger
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    • I have a genuine question for americans: why do you wipe with tp like it doesn't remove all of the shit. In my country we use a bide to wash our asshole so its cleaner and its just less effort and more enjoyable. Everytime i jave used tp i feel very uncomfortable. Idk tho...
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    • That's why some cashiers need to mind their own business. If I'm buying a toaster, an extension cord, and a bottle of wine, it's none of their business what I have planned
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    • Baby wipes are super nice tho after wiping with normal toilet paper it feels super good and it doesn’t feel like your digging at a construction site
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    • Doesn’t make sense. They sell hemorrhoid wipes but it’s different from baby wipes. Plus.... baby wipes wouldn’t effect hemorrhoids
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    • You can also use them w/out hemorrhoids. Save some toilet paper
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    • What even is that again? I deadass forgot
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    • Incoming "babywhipes" comments
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    • Bruh I used them to clean up after masturbating 😂 Best thing I've ever done for myself
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    • Sometimes you just want a clean ass
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    • But I'm old enough to have shit with the consistency of a brownie stuck to my ass hairs Karl
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    • The person in line behind them:
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    • Y'all ever get a taste to see if it's the same after you ate it?
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    • I bought dog food, baby wipes, and diaper rash ointment all in one transaction. Told the cashier I love the taste of dog food but it gives me horrible diarrhea. Had her believing that for a sec
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    • Or you don't like having dried poop on your butt
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    • content not available more
      Sharena 20 jun
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    • They literally made a brand of baby wipes that specifically say they're for fishing on the package because of this.
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    • Same nigga
      Trwump 20 jun
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    • Hemorrhoids ha noob
      Blasphemy 20 jun
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    • Homo-roids
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    • Ok, but I was at walmart buying magnums once, went to self check out. The only lady there calls me over to the manned register. I'm literally only buying condoms and she goes "huh, lucky girl" and smiles. Was the most uncomfortable shit ever
      Grada 23 jun
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    • actual conversation i had ringing up a customer. me: lot of ice and cups, what the occasion? customer: my daughters funeral. me: customer: me: yikes
      Fustanut 20 jun
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    • Whipes
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    • PorkSword 20 jun
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    • “Same bro” -also the cashier
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    • Diaper wipes are way better to use than toilet paper. Skid marks should not be normal wtf
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    • Did Stewie Griffin write this?
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    • Meanwhile I cry and use normal toilet paper when I have hemorrhoids. Too poor to have wet wipes.
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    • Drink metamucil
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    • I... i really don't like this...
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    • What’s hemroids
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    • whipes
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    • Me rn
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    • Phexal 20 jun
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    • Cool whhhip
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    • Just searched it up and I think ive had it for a while now. When were yall gonna tell me
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    • Chacha real smooth
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    • Been there done thag at 16
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    • It's wipe retard
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    • Ay I have a hemorrhoid rn
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    • Morning
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    • I use baby wipes because it cleans better than paper. Literally don’t know how you niggas just use dry paper to wipe. Shits nasty
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    • Buying some CoolWhuip with those babywhipes?
      AMDKilla 23 jun
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    • mmee12345 23 jun
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    • You better ring it up. My ass cheeks aren't clapping themselves
      frog_1 23 jun
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    • TIL that there's still alot of idiots who don't know you're not supposed to flush baby wipes
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    • What happened to the polar bear who sat on the ice for too long?
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    • If you have hemorrhoids then just ficking buy a tube of preparation H
      noname00 23 jun
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    • Cashiers who judge you on what you buy have nothing better to do
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    • Is that an I funny wattermark
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    • What's are hemorrhoids
      Ty26_44 23 jun
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    • I use baby wipes for when I'm unloading my colon.
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    • Nosey ass cashier
      disbeeme 22 jun
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    • Is it really that hard to spell hemorrhoids?? Yes, yes it is.
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    • I like to have a clean asshole
      Yammy707 22 jun
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    • Even if it says flushable do NOT flush wipes
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    • Use a bidet
      DanBTD 22 jun
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    • Babywhipes? WHIPES?
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    • I'm 8 weeks after the end of my pregnancy and I'm still bleeding when I shit
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    • Actually Megan I cant sit anywhere
      Porx 22 jun
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    • "babywhipes"
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    • I searched up what hemorrhoids are for the first time and it sounds horrible
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    • I only ever use baby wipes tbh. In any other context, if you get shit on you, you are (hopefully) not going to just wipe it off with some paper and be like "ight that's good"
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    • I'm cursed with knowing a vine
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    • Wipes > Toilet paper
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    • I had to squeeze out a shit that's too big for my ass. Fucker hurt like hell. My insides are destroyed.
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    • Actually Megan, I can’t sit anywhere
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    • I use baby wipes because I got a hairy ass
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    • I buy an ass ton of baby wipes because I'm taking care of a baby porcupine and raccoon
      Zoology 22 jun
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    • Sometimes you just have a sensitive butt.
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    • “Uh, you can’t sit with us”
      Koolmems 22 jun
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    • Same
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    • My work has toilet paper and flushable wipes in the employee restrooms
      DoubleRD 22 jun
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    • "I want some baby w-hipes..you have to pronounce the h" there is no h OP is just tarded
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    • Use preparation-H if they bleed or hurt more than 10mins after shitting
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    • You guys know they sell wet wipes next to the toilet paper right?
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    • wipes > toilet paper
      DrMark 22 jun
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    • Hemroid gang, where you at?
      Dexpa 22 jun
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    • I have them too. It's because I'm a lazy sack of shit with a terrible diet :D
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    • I like baby wipes
      memedemin 22 jun
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    • That's not how ANY of that shit is spelled, you mongoloid.
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