• Me *Building my house in Minecraft
and minding my own business*
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    • I remember when I saw an enderman build a snow golem back in like 2013 I think
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    • Just started Minecraft for the first time, where tf do u get diamonds at
      slick121 29 jul
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    • I once had a buddy who found two veins of diamonds and put them into a block to dance around it only to have an enderman pop up, grab it and leave
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    • I thought they could only take natural formed blocks not player placed
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    • They don't pick up planks.
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    • I need me a femboy bf with freckles
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    • Eyal282 29 jul
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    • NO!!! MY DIAMOND BLOCK!!
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    • That's oak planks.... Endermen can't pick that up...
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    • Endermen are black people
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    • Yall know that endermen can’t pick up that block? They can pick up cactus, clay, course and reg dirt, short flowers, fungi, new 1.16 roots, grass block, gravel, melon, mushrooms, mycelium, nylium, podzol, pumpkins (carved or not), red and normal sand, and unlit TNT blocks. Nothing else.
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    • Can enderman steal shulker boxes? If so I am terrified of that happening.
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    • Hippity hoppity women are property
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    • My sisters friend and his brother kilIed me, took my iron, flexed like they mined it themselves, then banned me. Then he said "I bet shes so mad right now" and they blocked my sister in a cave and said they're gonna leave her. She said they're just joking but it doesnt sound like it
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    • "Hippity hoppity your block is my property"** what a fucking waste of a meme
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    • Legoshi08 30 jul
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    • I’m confused, is the game rule where they can’t pick up player placed items not a thing anymore?
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    • Bibity bopidy all wemon are property
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    • Just look him in the eyes a firmly ask him to give it back.
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    • Mine bitch
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    • content not available more
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    • 1.16 java Minecraft hub server professional 24/7 host based in CST IP: 87.98.128.254:25584 (domain coming) Discord: 5xC65bw
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    • Me trying to build a nice land scape and every 10 minutes I notice my nice terraformed land is not nice anymore.
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    • That reminds me when I was harvesting melons and a enderman spawned in front of my melon farm and took the melon I was about to harvest then teleported away so then I went and hunted him for the fun of it.
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    • An enderman showed up in my unground base since my ceiling was three high
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    • wow literally the first comment
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    • Minecraft good fortnite bad
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    • I don't know buddy sounds like communist propaganda but ok
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    • Petition to make the features all Minecraft, we're halfway there anyway
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    • I’m pretty sure endermen don’t pick up player places blocks anymore
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    • My first night an enderman stole my door, creeper walks in and blows the rest of the house open and I get absolutely beaten by spider jockeys and baby zombies.
      AdmAkbar 1 aug
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    • Mining your own business*
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    • Isn’t it funny how the enderman, who steals stuff, is black?
      TheOrion 1 aug
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    • hate when they place a block next to my fence and all the farm animals escape
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    • Not rick roll
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    • They don’t take wood
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    • I live in a ravine and I have an enderman that continuously leaves grass blocks inside
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    • Grab a water gun
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    • only natural blocks retard, like grass, dirt, sand, cactus, leaves (I think)
      Cymax75 31 jul
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    • My service dog's command to get in the car is "Yip Yip" and the other day my dad opened the car door for him and said "Yippity Yoppity, get in my property!" And I've been thinking about it ever since.
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    • Put that back!!!
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    • He stole a block from my house while afk. Creeper saw me through the hole
      Jshman 31 jul
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    • I think their kinda cute
      sadbitch 31 jul
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    • Y'all ever had an enderman take a mob spawner from you exp farm
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    • Incorrect, endermen only take naturally generated blocks
      user42 30 jul
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    • Legit one time on a realms account with like 6 friends, we had 1 hour to make something to flaunt our wealth, I made a huge concrete structure with a singe diamond block on top, had a bunch of colors of concrete, and I set up a bunch of TNT so it would almost completely destroy the structure, but...
      idiotpee 30 jul
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    • I hate when they pick up and put down grass blocks all over the area by my house. Makes it so ugly after I worked so hard to terraform the place
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    • I was building a frame for a house exterior on minecraft, so it's 1 block wide and way up in the air. a damn creeper spawned right behind me
      shrekyboi 30 jul
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    • Vvoooop
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    • Sometimes I let them take it because I feel bad for them not having the cool blocks; what’re they building? But sometimes I show no mercy because having a grass block is cool
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    • Deadass had an enderman try to trap me in my diamond mining area by droping a bunch of sand on my exit. My shovel broke damn near straight away so i just had to punch the sand until my path was clear enough for me to get through
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    • And then you find it two chucks away
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    • Minecraft is gay
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    • Lmao theyre black guys who steal and attack you for looking at them wrong. Life imitates art.
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    • I once had an endermen bring me 13 daisies and 13 roses. I went out to hug him and he murder me....
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    • Endermen r easy af to k!ll
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    • I've played Minecraft for ages and I've never had an enderman steal a single block from me
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    • In my 9 years of minecraft I have never had this happen to me
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    • i thought endermen couldn’t move player made blocks
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    • My brother and I started a new world, this Enderman found it's way into our cave home through our nether portal. He was just chillin with a gravel block, he'd place it in front of our rooms and pick it back up, called him Bert
      AKJesus 30 jul
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    • I dont think Enderman can take wooden planks
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    • I always though enderman would be a much bigger issue, haven’t seen one in a while
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    • I'm taking this cube thing with me.
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    • Hippity hoppity women are property.
      Tripod720 30 jul
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    • That's why I turned off mob griefing
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    • I remember a long time ago I didn’t know enderman took blocks and I decided it would be cool to build a house in the end but blocks kept disappearing and I had no idea why
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    • Socialism is spreading to Minecraft! Oops meant communism
      Deathza 30 jul
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    • Yo a fucking enderman stole my fence and let out all my cows
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    • I have a random enderman on my single player world who’ll bring me a grass block and place it in the center of my house I named him Gus
      coodood 30 jul
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    • baileyOwO 30 jul
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    • Imagine spending hours to make a nether it’s block just for it to be stolen
      WeeWooKid 30 jul
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    • No. It’s “mining my own business” freaking amateur
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    • Y’all remember when herobrine was a thing?
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    • Did you build your house out of dirt?
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    • I thought there was a small list of blocks they could take, and I thought it was only natural materials
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    • Hippity Hoppity Argonians are property
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    • Oh that's why I'm missing blocks. Fuck that dude
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    • I was traveling across a plains biome and I just saw a single gravel block on the surface. My thought was it could only be an Enderman that did it.
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    • Endermen can’t pickup blocks placed by players. Unless you’re playing on Bedrock or some shit.
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    • Hey, if there's a Minecraft expert here who wouldn't mind me messaging them random questions because I'm a noob, it'd be much appreciated. I feel like I bother my friends too much about it. And Google.
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    • Oh yay another Minecraft feature, everyone laugh
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    • I've only ever had an enderman take a piece of my house like once
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    • They only take natural blocks like dirt.
      DylanYuhi 29 jul
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    • You thieving BITCH! Give it back
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    • I see them in the neither a lot, can they just straight up break your portal?
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    • I hate when I build a huge build look over and see an enderman with a block I know is mine but don’t know we’re he got it
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    • Ni
      1zzy 29 jul
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    • Hippity hoppity this is my blockity. Would have been better I think
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    • Someone made a video of them editing Endermens to be able to pick up any block, he then gave the enderman a block of red stone and spawned them on a super flat world completely made of tnt
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    • They just leave grass blocks where they don’t belong.
      V_ortekz 29 jul
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    • Was i the only one reading and about to say “blockity”
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    • They don’t even pick up wood tho
      JoserMac 29 jul
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    • Correct me if I'm wrong but endermen used to be able to handle bedrock? I have some old memories of having to move my doors or pathway around the dickheads laying the block down.
      JMcK 29 jul
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    • They can only lift gravel, sand and dirt you ignorant retard
      JoMan 29 jul
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    • Just finished an enderman farm on a server with a couple friends last night im excited to get op
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    • I had an enderman build an entire small house inside of my large house. It was awesome
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