• Me before bed: "nah I don't need water"
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    • Spongebob simped for sandy by suffocating himself he ain’t gay
      Boat_Man 23 jun
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    • I sleep with a nice crisp bottle next to my bed
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    • Especially after a night of drinking. That’s why I always sleep with at least 2 cool bottles by my bed.
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    • Skrunky 26 jun
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    • FACT: Did you know that Johnny Bravo prefers to look in the mirror that to drink water!
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    • i know y’all didn’t ask but i have to tell somebody. i peed the bed for the first time in like two fucking decades. i woke up while i was doing it tho so i stopped myself. it was the weirdest thing i just remember dreaming about pissing in my toilet and all of a sudden it feeling a little too real
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    • Either wake up early desperately needing to pee or wake up at the right time about to die of thirst There’s no in between there may even be overlap
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    • this image makes me extremely uncomfortable
      asstree 24 jun
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    • When I was younger it was either this or I pissed in bed lol
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    • Because I don't want to have to pee in the middle of the night
      _Tae 24 jun
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    • That’s when you go to the fridge and take the most refreshing gulps of cold crisp water that you’ll ever experience in your lifetime
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    • Either wake-up with a ready to burst bladder or a mouth as dry as the desert, we just can't win
      EcchiBois 23 jun
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    • Damn that mfer dead af
      CoxAsian 25 jun
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    • brainless you before i suggested a 40 oz waterbottle
      merde 24 jun
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    • I NEEEEED IIITTTTTT
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    • I freeze a bottle of water, go to bed, if i wake up in the night thirsty...boom, ice cold water withlut going to the fridge and losing any tiredness
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    • SirWoodie 23 jun
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    • Can you guys suggest some health questions you have? I’m making posts for the guys on ifunny bc I noticed a lack of men health info online and I wanna help! Thanks :)
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    • Phexal 23 jun
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    • I dont know how its possible but sometimes i can go months without water of course having other drinks but not water
      regaj 23 jun
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    • And then u can’t taste
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    • I believe you meant “me at 3 am”
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    • Guys texts be like
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    • My montage will moisturize your mouf
      thee_KX 23 jun
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    • Guys I'm gay how do I fix that?
      Clownio 27 jun
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    • Me before bed: yeah I could use some water. Me after I wake up: *covered in piss*
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    • How are this many people struggling with staying hydrated?
      jiujitz 26 jun
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    • I don’t need it
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    • Me this morning
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    • Me during cock and ball torture.
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    • I fill a glass of water and set it on my shelf next to my bed before I sleep so that I can get that C R I S P water
      falugger1 26 jun
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    • Hes fucking dead
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    • I could drink all the water on the planet before bed and still wake up dehydrated
      Nemicus 26 jun
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    • Spongebob when he realizes that his creators are making him gay:
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    • Why did I hear this in SpongeBob's voice tho?😂
      Franny_07 26 jun
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    • No he didn't he is gay
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    • Hey that guy is gay
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    • Mr.Stark, I don’t feel so good...
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    • I NEED IT!!
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    • The Long Dream by Junji Ito
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    • I always go to sleep with 2 water bottles next to me. And I usually end up finishing both
      OzzOzz 25 jun
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    • Glad I'm not the only one who wakes up with the Sahara desert in my fucking mouth
      RAWRVILLY 25 jun
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    • I don’t drink at night so I don’t have to get up to pee.. or so I don’t have a dreaded toilet dream.
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    • This is especially true if you take sleep aid pills
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    • She hydrates me so I’m good
      Kewlosh 25 jun
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    • That's new
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    • But if you drink more that 6/7 regular sips before bed you almost piss yourself at 4am
      weirdo43 25 jun
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    • I got out of bed and got a glass of water after reading this
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    • How much water y'all drinking during the day/night
      Hutsk 25 jun
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    • You ever woken up and been so weak you couldn’t get out of bed. I had to get my brother to get me some pop tarts and wait 30 minutes after eating them before I could hold my own weight up. Second scariest thing to happen to me after waking up.
      Clark_ 25 jun
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    • Even if you drink water the night before, you dehydrated, and ya gotta go pee
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    • Friendly reminder to hydrate or die
      Synystyr 24 jun
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    • I have a 64 oz bottle of water near me and I drink all of it almost every night, how do people not have something near them.
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    • That's y I keep water by my bed
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    • I started breathing through my nose when I sleep and my life is 13,000x better
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    • Sometimes I wonder why somethings had to be drawn a certain way... but I did watch Happy Tree Friends so maybe I shouldn’t judge so quick
      yanderegf 24 jun
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    • You are not supposed to drink before trying to sleep, especially if you had a hard time falling asleep.
      BigMigo 24 jun
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    • Or I do get that water and wake up at 7 in the morning nearly pissing myself
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    • Or you’re almost asleep and don’t want to have to fall back asleep all over again so you just go thirsty
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    • They ain't freckles they're pimples
      DE4DMAN 24 jun
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    • And your piss is gold and smells like soy sauce
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    • Me waking up yesterday and today cuz of my bitch ass allergies (I use waking up loosely because I barely went to sleep in the first place)
      Billothy 24 jun
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    • I down a bottle before i sleep and still wake up thursty
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    • Diabetes
      supdu321 24 jun
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    • I wake up and piss like a camel every morning
      d_b_69 24 jun
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    • I NEEEEEED ITTTTTT
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    • I binge drank last night without a bottle or two of water next to me when I fell asleep, woke up this morning with a mouth more dry that a nun's pussy
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    • Pros of having a water bottle next to your bed
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    • Every single night
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    • You know that morning pee usually comes out fast af. Not for me. Its a weak stream...wtf is wrong with me?
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    • Drank 5 cups of water last night cause i was fucking t h o r s t y
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    • G.r.@.p.e.s
      DonDaBomb 24 jun
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    • Its will be better when you drink it after being that thirsty
      DonDaBomb 24 jun
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    • The only downfall of going to sleep stoned as fuck
      OttoMann 24 jun
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    • Why the fuck do we get so dehydrated after sleeping?
      FurryWeeb 24 jun
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    • I NEEEED IT
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    • I leave a bottle by my bed usually every night. Then this one day my mother told me it was a Mexican superstition that if you leave water by your bedside, your soul would “drink” some, if there isn’t any water at all your soul would go to the nearest lake and drown itself
      Dr_Ahegao 24 jun
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    • Y’all really drink water while in bed? Bro i can’t i suddenly have to pee when i get up and i can’t relax in bed that’s the worst
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    • i NEED it
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    • I always have a water bottle on me. It's all I drink unless I'm eating a good meal, in which case I drink tea or a soda. I don't see how people can survive not drinking enough water.
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    • Dusty ass bitch
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    • That’s going to happen to me in the morning, i know it
      MrSir1551 24 jun
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    • What episode?
      Vimmier 24 jun
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    • This happens to me every time I drink wine
      TheCheat 24 jun
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    • I NEEEEED IIT
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    • yep
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    • I got this tiny little mini fridge a year or so ago as a gift from a friend and I use it to keep three water bottles and some clementines in my room, along with the occasional chocolate bar or m&ms
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    • I sleep with one of those cups that keeps ice for like 24 hours by my bed and get a drink about every time I wake up in the night and still wake up like this in the morning.
      SmugGoat 24 jun
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    • IIIIIII NNNEEEEED IIIIITTTT!!!
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    • IIIIIII NNNEEEEEEEEDDD IIIIIIIIITTT!!!!!!!!!!
      TheNeon 24 jun
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    • I can relate
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    • When you go to bed faded and wake up at 2 am
      naygigga 24 jun
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