Me: be careful on that
my kids:
Jack
Hi i'm Johnny Knoxville welcome to jackass
Me: be careful on that my kids: Jack Hi i'm Johnny Knoxville welcome to jackass
Explain movie plot badly: Disabled bald man forces foster children to fight his political opponents.
leeewee leeewee
23 dec 2020
Explain movie plot badly: Disabled bald man forces foster children to fight his political opponents.
WHEN THE DOCTOR CONFIRMS YOU ARE MORBIDLY A BEAST
BlankPoint BlankPoint
12 mar
WHEN THE DOCTOR CONFIRMS YOU ARE MORBIDLY A BEAST
The perfect girl doesn't exi....
sad_danthebrownkid sad_danthebrownkid
12 jan 2021
The perfect girl doesn't exi....
My dog Is 16, so figured it's time for some driving lessons
QueenSpire QueenSpire
22 sep 2020
My dog Is 16, so figured it's time for some driving lessons
there are still some people who don't realize that cindy lou who and jenny humphrey are the same person
ChickenWar ChickenWar
26 feb
there are still some people who don't realize that cindy lou who and jenny humphrey are the same person
Paul Bettany reveals Vision has a
SS
Culture Crave ff) @Culture...
purple penis that can change density
comedycentral
82
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StarboardPanda StarboardPanda
26 jan 2021
Paul Bettany reveals Vision has a SS Culture Crave ff) @Culture... purple penis that can change density comedycentral 82 82 T) 223 595
When Jesus hits me with the Holy
love and forgivness:
*Incoherent sobbing*
When Jesus hits me with the Holy love and forgivness: *Incoherent sobbing*
oaksy
texas confession
i've never seen snow irl
oaksy
i posted this and it snowed like two inches a week later for the first time in like 35 years wtf
BA oaksy texas confession
i've never had a million dollars
davycrockpot43 davycrockpot43
27 sep 2020
oaksy texas confession i've never seen snow irl oaksy i posted this and it snowed like two inches a week later for the first time in like 35 years wtf BA oaksy texas confession i've never had a million dollars
Be like the sloth. Take things slow & good things will come to you. Grab life by the heart.
lilepicmemeon lilepicmemeon
23 oct 2020
Be like the sloth. Take things slow & good things will come to you. Grab life by the heart.
"f idiots could wou dbe?
_Phantom_ _Phantom_
15 jan 2021
"f idiots could wou dbe?
Vise
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This cat has a stool reserved at my I al pub. He sits in the same seat every night, quietly watching the other patrons.
arlenesullivan arlenesullivan
25 sep 2020
Vise Fa This cat has a stool reserved at my I al pub. He sits in the same seat every night, quietly watching the other patrons.
When you plan on speeding over the speed limit to a song you really like but a slow ass
car in front of you ruins the moment for you and the song
made with mematic
When you plan on speeding over the speed limit to a song you really like but a slow ass car in front of you ruins the moment for you and the song made with mematic
Gave Peanut a bath and after drying
him he stuck out his hand for me to hold@
Gave Peanut a bath and after drying him he stuck out his hand for me to hold@
Never take advice from me, you'll end up drunk!
Never take advice from me, you'll end up drunk!
Ever notice, that the more you can see of her chest
The less likely you are able to remember her face
toxicMinecartmemes toxicMinecartmemes
15 dec 2020
Ever notice, that the more you can see of her chest The less likely you are able to remember her face
when I'm on my third "mhm" and they just keep talking
when I'm on my third "mhm" and they just keep talking