Me: "barks back at my dog*
My dog wondering why I just started swearing at her:
PINEY
Pixey Pixey
22 may
Me: "barks back at my dog* My dog wondering why I just started swearing at her: PINEY
If you're ever having a bad day just remember this guy found out he was dead and was still going to work.
If you're ever having a bad day just remember this guy found out he was dead and was still going to work.
factory factory
26 sep 2020
TikTok @bia The bird was lit lit Tha cage dance
'Tropical Bird' Rescued In Northern England Turns Out
To Be Seagull Dyed Blue
An exotic-looking orange jut to be a
seagull covered In curry
Worthy opponent!
Our battle will be legendary!
Morgan Morgan
24 sep 2020
'Tropical Bird' Rescued In Northern England Turns Out To Be Seagull Dyed Blue An exotic-looking orange jut to be a seagull covered In curry Worthy opponent! Our battle will be legendary!
stan
@catsinners
this is why she left you
@ Bill Gates @ @BillGates 16 Nov 16
From poop water to poop perfume, I'm amazed by the innovation that's underway in the field of sanitation:
stan @catsinners this is why she left you @ Bill Gates @ @BillGates 16 Nov 16 From poop water to poop perfume, I'm amazed by the innovation that's underway in the field of sanitation:
When you open your car door on a hot day and
Satan's heat wave hits you
ravenriverwind ravenriverwind
5 nov 2020
When you open your car door on a hot day and Satan's heat wave hits you
When threatened, the Pope can spray holy venom up to 25 ft.
Tabby Tabby
12 oct 2020
When threatened, the Pope can spray holy venom up to 25 ft.
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thatboymoff thatboymoff
23 apr
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Calvin Rickson, an engineer from Texas
University has designed a bra that keeps women's breasts from jiggling, bouncing up and down, and stops nipples from pushing through the fabric when cold weather sets in.
"Some men just want to wateh the world burn"
Calvin Rickson, an engineer from Texas University has designed a bra that keeps women's breasts from jiggling, bouncing up and down, and stops nipples from pushing through the fabric when cold weather sets in. "Some men just want to wateh the world burn"
When you work nights and hang out with the day shift crew
smb420 smb420
22 jan 2021
When you work nights and hang out with the day shift crew
Here is a picture of Bob Ross eating some pizza
AFloridian AFloridian
9 dec 2020
Here is a picture of Bob Ross eating some pizza
Waking up on Monday morning
knowing you've got to do it all over again for those 2 days of freedom
forsaken51hate forsaken51hate
12 oct 2020
Waking up on Monday morning knowing you've got to do it all over again for those 2 days of freedom
JACK Dead
Redemption will be 57 when the first KFC is 's opened
JACK Dead Redemption will be 57 when the first KFC is 's opened
, Me, convincing
o" myself I don't need a Wiggly
- You're not that cute, are you?
4
In fact, you're real fuckin' ugly.
duckislord duckislord
26 sep 2020
, Me, convincing o" myself I don't need a Wiggly - You're not that cute, are you? 4 In fact, you're real fuckin' ugly.
WOKE UP THIS MORNING WITH A GLASS OF WATER ON MY BEDSIDE TABLE WITH A NOTE SAYING "FOR HUNGOVER ME"
DRANK IT AND IT WAS VODKA.
DRUNK ME CAN BE SUCH AN ASSHOLE.
justsarah justsarah
10 feb
WOKE UP THIS MORNING WITH A GLASS OF WATER ON MY BEDSIDE TABLE WITH A NOTE SAYING "FOR HUNGOVER ME" DRANK IT AND IT WAS VODKA. DRUNK ME CAN BE SUCH AN ASSHOLE.
HAVE THREE OPENINGS
~ TKNOW
HAVE THREE OPENINGS ~ TKNOW
Random internet ad: Hot girls in your area want your cock.
Me:
marc34
8 jan 2021
Random internet ad: Hot girls in your area want your cock. Me:
When you ask you friend if he smells popcorn immediately after you rip ass, so he goes and takes big whiff.
ThePolishMan ThePolishMan
15 feb
When you ask you friend if he smells popcorn immediately after you rip ass, so he goes and takes big whiff.