me at the barbershop vs when I leave
Gxbe Gxbe
28 mar
me at the barbershop vs when I leave
When the teacher says your going to fail, but you pass with a 65
Valyrison Valyrison
8 may
When the teacher says your going to fail, but you pass with a 65
Me: I'm gunna creampie you later
Her: But I'm on my period..
Me: Raspberry pie it is
CollinGranahan01 CollinGranahan01
25 feb
Me: I'm gunna creampie you later Her: But I'm on my period.. Me: Raspberry pie it is
my guardian angel watching me stand on the rails of the basket when i'm 60 ft up ina boom lift without a harness
nick_11B nick_11B
28 may
my guardian angel watching me stand on the rails of the basket when i'm 60 ft up ina boom lift without a harness
Me: *uses a different method to solve the problem*
The math teacher:
Well, new ideas are fine, but they're also illegal
CaiyaNicole CaiyaNicole
4 dec 2020
Me: *uses a different method to solve the problem* The math teacher: Well, new ideas are fine, but they're also illegal
Je_Suis_Bruh_Momento Je_Suis_Bruh_Momento
26 sep 2020
Palpatine's Empire v * @EmpirePalpatine Happy 69th birthday to @HamillHimself! What's your favourite Luke Skywalker moment?
Prince Harry
Duke of Sus
Prince Harry Duke of Sus
A cucumber
can cure Not the way bad breath! you use it.
(My Smudge Cat Memes"
At
bishop_hell bishop_hell
23 sep 2020
A cucumber can cure Not the way bad breath! you use it. (My Smudge Cat Memes" At
New friend I just made: I don't like Star Wars, I haven't seen them
Me:
Krayt Krayt
27 sep 2020
New friend I just made: I don't like Star Wars, I haven't seen them Me:
My dog when he finds out I I cheated on him with a younger
pup
na
He must pay the price for his betrayal.
Anakin Anakin
27 sep 2020
My dog when he finds out I I cheated on him with a younger pup na He must pay the price for his betrayal.
I wonder if Michael Jackson looks like he did in Thriller yet?
Titanman86 Titanman86
10 jun
I wonder if Michael Jackson looks like he did in Thriller yet?
Introverts when they have to fulfill plans that they made a week ago
when they were in a good mood
This is atgtickineahlightmmanes
Introverts when they have to fulfill plans that they made a week ago when they were in a good mood This is atgtickineahlightmmanes
Kona with the new filter. - Kona with the new filter.
oreocrusade oreocrusade
24 sep 2020
Kona with the new filter. - Kona with the new filter.
When your roomate asks you why you still have a beard after borrowing his trimmer
TiffanyOdell TiffanyOdell
19 nov 2020
When your roomate asks you why you still have a beard after borrowing his trimmer
When Jesus hits me with the Holy
love and forgivness:
*Incoherent sobbing*
When Jesus hits me with the Holy love and forgivness: *Incoherent sobbing*
me as a kid reading the back of the box on the new game I got, over and over on the car ride home
me as a kid reading the back of the box on the new game I got, over and over on the car ride home
*on FaceTime*
"Robert's here, too. Say hi Robert"
Robert:
imaginary_animals_5 imaginary_animals_5
25 sep 2020
*on FaceTime* "Robert's here, too. Say hi Robert" Robert:
This kid looks like he's on his second divorce
JoeyjoejoeShabadooo JoeyjoejoeShabadooo
22 jan 2021
This kid looks like he's on his second divorce
Alternative girls and their nerdy gamer boyfriends
QueenSunflower QueenSunflower
5 dec 2020
Alternative girls and their nerdy gamer boyfriends