Me at the bar watching the frat bro, pretty boy, douche bag pick a fight with the
middle-aged guy with cauliflower ears
aaronskyler aaronskyler
17 mar
Me at the bar watching the frat bro, pretty boy, douche bag pick a fight with the middle-aged guy with cauliflower ears
BEST MOVIE
LIKE IF ITS A BOY AND HIS DOG
(1975)
Poll_man Poll_man
24 sep 2020
BEST MOVIE LIKE IF ITS A BOY AND HIS DOG (1975)
When you flush the toilet
and the water starts rising
KingIDK KingIDK
22 jun
When you flush the toilet and the water starts rising
Cashier: Your total is $110.25
My girl: Here baby
Xinity Xinity
25 sep 2020
Cashier: Your total is $110.25 My girl: Here baby
GOD: "You can eat from all trees except that tree"
Eve:
meMe_mAsTer63 meMe_mAsTer63
18 feb
GOD: "You can eat from all trees except that tree" Eve:
Boss: what inspired you to do this?
Me: "my salary"
staples1724 staples1724
30 dec 2020
Boss: what inspired you to do this? Me: "my salary"
CaptainForehead CaptainForehead
25 sep 2020
FOR MOTHER RUSSIA!!!
Little gray cat - Little gray cat
Heather7 Heather7
25 sep 2020
Little gray cat - Little gray cat
DAILY STAR 3 MIN READ German shepherd 'cries' as he's forced to eat chilli in
disturbing new trend
Ernie prepares to commit a hate crime.
macdaddysbbq macdaddysbbq
25 sep 2020
DAILY STAR 3 MIN READ German shepherd 'cries' as he's forced to eat chilli in disturbing new trend Ernie prepares to commit a hate crime.
WHEN YOU HAVE SCHOOL PICTURE DAY AND YOU DONE SMOKED A BAG OF POT
WHEN YOU HAVE SCHOOL PICTURE DAY AND YOU DONE SMOKED A BAG OF POT
Suez Canal: *exists*
Cargo ship captain
Fuck, you So tight
heather_90 heather_90
29 mar
Suez Canal: *exists* Cargo ship captain Fuck, you So tight
A Father-To-Be Died While
Building A Gender-Reveal
Device That Exploded
Tasneem Nashrulla
Mocita
24 feb
A Father-To-Be Died While Building A Gender-Reveal Device That Exploded Tasneem Nashrulla
Once you realized your worth nothing can stop you
cringy_len_oof cringy_len_oof
24 apr
Once you realized your worth nothing can stop you
Never take advice from me, you'll end up drunk!
Never take advice from me, you'll end up drunk!
Dear feminine product companies:
You need to start using buckets of fake blood to get my interest in your product.
SS
No more blue liquid, flowers, smiling girls. I want thunderstorms and angry faces and
screams of terror.
I want real.
Dear feminine product companies: You need to start using buckets of fake blood to get my interest in your product. SS No more blue liquid, flowers, smiling girls. I want thunderstorms and angry faces and screams of terror. I want real.
My grindr went off in my Uber pool and the women in front of me said, "I recognize that sound. My husband plays that game all the time!"
gabegoatmemes gabegoatmemes
8 dec 2020
My grindr went off in my Uber pool and the women in front of me said, "I recognize that sound. My husband plays that game all the time!"
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This is "Longcat" from the internet memes. I actually looked up this kitty just a few days ago and was happy to find that the kitty was amazingly still alive & 17 years old. However, it seems that this long cat has passed away today.
Let's remember the sweet-kitty fondly.
RAOREA-< @BA @miyabi_2222
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Papi_Satan_UwU Papi_Satan_UwU
20 sep 2020
Thread This is "Longcat" from the internet memes. I actually looked up this kitty just a few days ago and was happy to find that the kitty was amazingly still alive & 17 years old. However, it seems that this long cat has passed away today. Let's remember the sweet-kitty fondly. RAOREA-< @BA @miyabi_2222 #DUFEA Show this thread Tweet your reply
I asked my sister how big she wanted her pancakes and she said it doesn't matter*
Spiders Spiders
10 nov 2020
I asked my sister how big she wanted her pancakes and she said it doesn't matter*