• Me as a farmer
*runs myself over with a tractor"
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YOU DONT UNDERSTAND
MY UNCLE IS A FARMER
AND ONE DAY HE WAS GOING OUT TO CHECK HIS CROPS
HE NOTICES A TRACTOR JUST GOING AROUND IN CIRCLES
Thinks, "That's weird, I go check it out"
HIS NEIGHBOR FELL OFF HIS TRACTOR AND GOT RAN OVER
But he was on a slope So the tractor went around and around in circles
Running him over each time
and he was pressed into the ground like a cartoon
How long had he been there? Maybe an hour.
He was alive, and fine. Just pressed into the dirt like Wile. E Coyote and was so
stuck in there that he couldn't move so he just kept getting run over until my
uncle found him
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    • Must be soft dirt
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    • This could actually happen, tractors can have extremely wide tires to spread their weight out, and fields can be tilled to be extremely soft, you can more than easily sink to your knees in the dirt, I’m sure the guy was injured maybe, but it’s plausible that it did happen
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    • Tumblr post: says random thing, random tumblr retard: NO BUT YOU DONT UNDERSTAND-
      Sunnival 29 jul
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    • YOU DONT UNDERSTAND MY CAPS LOCK KEY IS STUCK oh hey it isn't anymore
      Rico_ 30 jul
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    • NO YOU DONT UNDERSTAND I FAILED EVERY YEAR IN SCHOOL SO NOW I DYED MY HAIR AND WORK AT MCDONALDS
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    • Depending on the crop some fields are tilled up to make them extremely soft to allow seeder and fertilizer equipment to easily work the soil. It also makes it easier for seeds to root into the ground and grow a bit faster.
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    • Good thing he wasn’t pulling a bush hog....
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    • A girl at my high school forgot to put her car in park, got out, tried to get something out of the back seat, ran over her own foot,breaking it, her car then continued to roll(our parking lot was on a bit of a hill), hit another car, that car then rolled a little further back and hit a third car
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    • I’ve known 2 people who’ve fallen into grain mixers and 3 who’ve suffocated in grain silos. Brutal way to go.
      dolcimare 30 jul
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    • My grandpa died from getting ran over a tractor
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    • My childhood role model and best friend like this man had been another dad to me ever since I was in diapers had a heart attack and got ran over by his tractor
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    • my 7-year old cousin just got run over by a push lawnmower. Somehow his grandparents thought it would be a good idea to let this kid mow the lawn unsupervised. Kid pushed it up a hill, slipped, and basically amputated his foot. He’s still alive but goddamn be careful w kids and lawnmowers
      Celily 30 jul
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    • Great grandad got ran over at 72 also had cutters on the back luckily they weren’t spinning. He had a fractured skull swollen brain only 2 ribs weren’t broke and a fractured femur. He had to get 273 stitches and still was trying to walk back to the house. He cussed out care flight for being to rough
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    • NO BUT YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE they've got allen wrenches, gerbil feeders, toilet seats, electric heaters trash compactors, juice extractor, shower rods and water meters walkie-talkies, copper wires, safety goggles, radial tires BB pellets, rubber mallets, fans and dehumidifiers
      Offworldr 30 jul
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    • A girl at my school got her 🐈 ate by the janitor and he was like 66 years old
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    • YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND --- I HATE POSTS THAT START LIKE THIS AND USUALLY DON'T READ THE REST OF IT
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    • Yeah no a lot of people die from getting run over by farm equipment one guy my grandfather knew had both his arms peeled off like string cheese
      Flubnub3 30 jul
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    • A guy I know got decapitated by the grail silo auger
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    • There’s no way he was pressed into the dirt and couldn’t get up without being dead
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    • Saw a guy run himself over with a tractor and then the disc harrow it was pulling. Gnarly stuff. If you have a runaway tractor don't try to stop it, it's not worth your life.
      Jbaal24 30 jul
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    • You guys remember that time a guy said what kind of farm equipment can rip your arm off? Wasn't he stupid? Yeah well someone we were thinking about hiring for a farm hand asked why there are warning labels on all our equipment. Je didn't know it is ALL DANGEROUS
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    • I had a kid in my class who's family were farmers, they would farm at night (SUPER DANGEROUS), and his grandpa got out to check something and didn't park the tractor fully, so when he got to the front it jerked and ran him over. He was stuck under the tire for over 16 hours. He died once it moved.
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    • My family is full of farmers. My great uncle lives alone and had a stroke while in his corn field. Was there for 3 days before his dog finally found somebody and brought them to him. He’s alive, sadly the pup passed a few years ago from old age.
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    • My dad took away my tractor driving liberties 2 hours after he told me I needed to start moving my horses hay myself...it's an old tractor and I'm short not my fault I kept accidently popping the clutch on the dam side hill almost tipping the tractor over 😅
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    • A reminder to keep shit out of gear when starting and be very cautious of open wheel wells or gears. Anything that spins is a bad time. In the winter i out my jeep in 4 low so i can stand in the bed and spread sand down my driveway as it drives itself, but if i fall itll keep going.
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    • I don't see how being on a slope would make it go on circles
      tweb 30 jul
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    • I read the first sentence and my immediate thought was "bullshit" and I kept scrolling
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    • My grandma died getting run over by a reindeer
      fuma 31 jul
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    • I ran myself over on my quad once
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    • My grandpa go ran over by his tractor after falling off. He was paralyzed from the waist down.
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    • My moms fiance did this but with a bobcat that weighed around 2500 pounds. He accidentally fell and his coat caught the control joystick and started running over his legs over and over, and the scoop barely missed his head. He ended up being fine, no breaks or anything because of years of triathlon-
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    • So a tractor just kept a perfect circle turn radius for an hour and kept running him over? That's the only part I don't believe. The first bump would have been enough to knock it slightly off its path, while turning, and make it not happen the next time. Plus..What held the steering wheel??
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    • I mean my neighbor got run over buy a tractor. He fucking died though
      mrss 29 jul
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    • Fakest shit I've ever heard you don't survive getting run over by a tractor
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    • I’m a rancher. Shirts no joke. I have herd of a guy who lost his leg because of that.
      ythokid 30 jul
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    • Oh goodie, a new irrational fear for me to have
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    • Just about 100 percent sure that story is complete bullshit, but people used to run themselves over with tractors quite often. The way they do it was by starting a tractor while not on it and while it’s in gear
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    • Remember kids. Donacdumb.
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    • My great uncle got ran over by his combine harvester.
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    • Eventually tractor would have run outta gas just hopefully not on top of him
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    • My elderly neighbor fell under his riding lawnmower, took off his face and an arm I think, it was too dark to see and my dad wouldn’t let me out
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    • Where tf all the comments
      BabyGril 29 jul
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    • My great uncle died the same way.
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    • My grandpa got stuck under a tractor for 8 hours once. He was fine only had a few oil burns
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    • This may be partially true, but if it is its extremely exaggerated. First off, there's no way the tractor went in a perfect circle for an hour. Maybe once or twice. But if the tractor had to go up and down a slope, the steering would have easily gotten knocked off and the tractor would've drove away
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    • My great uncle was riding on a tractor, sitting on the fender. He fell off and got crushed to death
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    • That actually happened to a family friend of ours. Went too close under a tree and got knocked off the tractor and right into the mower attatchment behind. The first run through messed up his legs so he couldn’t avoid the tractor doing a 360
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    • My great uncle had a heart attack died and fell off his tractor which proceeded to run him over. This was back in the early 90's in Missouri.
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    • I HAVE THE SUDDEN URGE TO TALK NORMALLY BUT IN ALL CAPS
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    • This is real. It happened pretty close to where im from
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    • Why are you yelling
      DrakeBell 29 jul
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    • Nah nigga you’re dead if a tractor runs over you. Fake ass story, tractor tires alone weigh HUNDREDS of pounds
      lastborn1 29 jul
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    • *joke* GUYS SO I MADE UP THIS STORY BECAUSE ITS QUIRKY AND SO BASICALLY THIS DUDE SHOT HIMSELF ON MY BED AND SHIT HIS PANTS AT THE SAME TIME😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣
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    • Shit cuh if I was a farmer I'd fuck all the hoes and make em squirter all over my cock
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    • Especially in older tractors where we leave them in gear so they don’t move they don’t need to be in neutral to start and last year some guy died doing just that
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    • Imagine the tractor running out of gas when the big back tire is sitting on him
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    • New tractors have gps so it would now just run over him then continue on the path FOREVER into the next field and so on
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    • Was it fury that they laid under the tracks of tanks like that?
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    • A kid on my street got his pelvis crushed by a tractor. This is no fucking joke - farming puts you is great danger of dismemberment and death.
      MlemFox 2 aug
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    • My grandpas friend stuck his arm into a corn harvester because something was jammed and it tore his arm clean off
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    • Guy that worked with me fell out of his tractor. Ran him over, crushed his skull. He died pretty quick. It was a very sad experience. Had been driving for over 30 years. Idk how it happened.
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    • You dont understand!— shut up cunt
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    • My grandfathers has ran himself over with his own tractor 4 times
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    • My grandpa almost died from getting ran over by a tractor. Forgot to put the brake on while he was pissing and got ran over. If it ran him over an inch higher, he would’ve died.
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    • My grandma got ran over by a reindeer
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    • One of the guys at school broke his leg that way
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    • My uncle got run over by a tractor in the mud. He was fine
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    • I grew up on a farm (we rented the house, the landlords worked the farm). One day when I was around 6 or 7 I was wondering around the farm and found one of the farm hands hanging by his foot from a tractor screaming for help. I ran home and mom called 911. I think he lost his foot. No tractor for me
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    • And that kids is why you don't move out of California.... Did it work?
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    • That guy is so mind numbingly lucky that A. He had squishy enough dirt that that was even possible. And B. That he got found at all
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    • YOU DONT UNDERSTAND. What dont i understand? There was no concept in the previous post that i couldn't grasp. The amount of education needed to understand a tumblr post cuts off at like 1st grade
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    • I have a Kubota and its purrrs like " purr I wish my hydraulics worked as quick as John deer in cold weather"
      Oatp 1 aug
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    • My dad ran my little sister over with a four wheeler 🙂
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    • Don’t fuck with auto steer lmao
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    • I was ran over my a loader tractor when I was 6. We were in a dirt field and I wasn’t paying attention. Broke my femur and cracked my skull. Just fine today though
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    • I hate any tumblr post that starts with “Ok but” or “You don’t understand”
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    • Guy in my field getting plowed, over and over.
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    • I probably shouldn’t be laughing
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    • I flipped over a 3 wheeled forklift and got pinned in the dirt took me about 2 hours to get free and a while longer to reach my truck and call for help
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    • This shits true i was ran over by a tractor when i was 5 or 6 cant remember sunk into the soft ground and got rushed to the hospital then airlifted to childrens hospital
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    • It happens a lot more often than you think
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    • I mean my grandfather lost his hand because he reached into a fuckin combine when it was stuck on a rock and forgot to turn off the blades
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    • "No you don't understand!" God thats the most conceited and narcissistic bullshit I've ever heard at such a scale. Fuck those people
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    • Holy hell, I would've died from a panic attack if I were in that situation. He tougher than nails.
      RattyRat 1 aug
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    • "No YoU dOnT uNdErStAnD"
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    • Then i trip and broke my fucking leg
      razr21 31 jul
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    • This is the dumbest shit I've ever seen, from the dumb tumblr fake story to the dumb tumblr user having to type IN ALL CAPS BECAUSE ITS QUIRKY to the random shit censored for no reason. Fuck.
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    • Guy that lived 5 miles from me got run over by his tractor and it ripped him in half
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    • My ex had an uncle who ran over an underground beehive and got stung so much that he fell off the tractor and ran himself over
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    • Same thing happened near me this year. Except the tractor had the disks attached to the back. Couldnt find a piece of the guy bigger than a chicken wing
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    • I work for the show 911 lone star, whole show is yeehaw medical emergencies like this
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    • Holy shit
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    • I’m going to say it... I don’t care that your family member also happened to be run over by a tractor. It’s a meme
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    • Good thing he was face up
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    • That dude probably thought he was going to die. Imagine the relief he felt.
      CodyBill 31 jul
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    • CAPS LOCK. CAPS LOCCCCKKK!!!
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