Me as a farmer
*runs myself over with a tractor"
YOU DONT UNDERSTAND
MY UNCLE IS A FARMER
AND ONE DAY HE WAS GOING OUT TO CHECK HIS CROPS
HE NOTICES A TRACTOR JUST GOING AROUND IN CIRCLES
Thinks, "That's weird, I go check it out"
HIS NEIGHBOR FELL OFF HIS TRACTOR AND GOT RAN OVER
But he was on a slope So the tractor went around and around in circles
Running him over each time
and he was pressed into the ground like a cartoon
How long had he been there? Maybe an hour.
He was alive, and fine. Just pressed into the dirt like Wile. E Coyote and was so
stuck in there that he couldn't move so he just kept getting run over until my
uncle found him