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    • I remember I targeted a kid in bumper cars and eventually he started crying and trying to drive away from me but his dad or uncle or whoever was with him rammed his car into the side of the kid’s car really hard and started cracking up. Teach them young I guess.
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    • Bumper cars bring people together. I remember it was late one night and almost no one was using the bumper cars except for a group of people and I and we just kept going at it for a few hours. Shit load of fun.
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    • I think it’s cool how one good experience can connect two strangers on a level that I don’t even have with my parents
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    • When you bump into someone you dont know more than once, it's immediately friendship
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    • If I ever get rich, we gettin bumper cars in the house. Giving each other whiplash and shit.
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    • And then the dude points at his other friend there and yells "Get his ass!" and y'all hit them with the double whammy
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    • I never know how much I should bump 1 person
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    • There was always that kid who would turn around and hit you head on and they’d have to stop the whole thing and turn him around.
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    • And then you make a personal relationship where you even try not to bump them and have a little chit chat about how good they're at driving. Feels so good man. So good.
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    • PorkSword 12 jul
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    • My family and I went on the bumper cars with a bunch of foreigners that couldn’t speak English. We were only supposed to go one way, but all hell broke loose and everyone went in al different directions. Best bumper car ride ever.
      d0_0dle 12 jul
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    • If you dont bond with atleast one person per bumper session, you arent doing it right
      BogFrog 12 jul
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    • Fiesta Texas bumper cars probably 25 years ago. There was this like 12yo boy just terrified of being hit. Me and the boys proceeded to ram him mercilessly.
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    • I remember one time I hit a kid to hard and he started crying and his dad threatened to fight me
      JEquartz 12 jul
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    • I want a bumper car ride where there are spikes around your head so if you bump into someone or they bump into you you both die
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    • 1like = 1 lap of swimming
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    • Guys, I finally got Minecraft. I used to play video games all the time but I have an eye condition and it's the only game I can really see now! IM SO HAPPY!
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    • I wanna play bumper cars on a freeway with real cars
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    • what if we kissed 👉👈🥺 on the bumper car ride 😳 haha just kidding.... unless..?
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    • I did those when I was a kid on vacation and I targeted a girl I thought was cute and hit her like 20 times and she did it back and then we ended up spending the rest of the day at the amusement park with each other cuz our parents hit it off too and now she's been gone for 13 years and I dont think
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    • 6 bumps into bumper cars and we're friends but 2 P.I.T. maneuvers on a track day and the track officals black flag me for the rest of the session and ban me from the track WTF
      CarFriend 12 jul
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    • Like this comment to continue being depressed
      bungang 12 jul
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    • brony 12 jul
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    • At that point y'all are friends now and when y'all get out the bumper cars.... y'all both just keep looking at each other like "you were a worthy opponent....till next time!"
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    • must've been good times. when I was younger, the only people who did that stuff were kids of crackwhores and really fat kids who either didn't drive or drove in a straight line
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    • You ever just trap your friends in a corner?
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    • The best is when some stranger is like “come on let’s ram my friend” and you just feel a sense of camaraderie unlike anything else as you Batista bomb his bro
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    • *Bonk*
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    • Shrimpy you bastard.
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    • The comments here are nothing but good vibes and I'm digging it.
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    • Yo, I've been thinking about opening up a place that has nothing but bumper cars! What should it be called?
      Kyle454S 12 jul
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    • Bonk, bank
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    • Bumpin bootys
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    • Why is this SO ACCURATE?!
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    • Bumper carts are fun as hell
      Arcclone 12 jul
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    • When you bump for the last time 😞
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    • Then the bumper cars end and you get right back in line.
      iFunyAds 15 jul
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    • Yeah one time I kept doing this on the highway it was fucking awesome
      Texhoma 15 jul
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    • I met my ex at s bumper car arena
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    • I want to make adult bumper cars that require safety rigging and go 30+ mph on a field the size of a football field. Sounds lit
      parsipgod 15 jul
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    • Bumpers cars
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    • Yes
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    • Bumper caaaaaars
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    • I want a race track or bumper cars but like with a top speed of 30mphs
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    • i once saw this young couple racing around like its Nascar and right as she was about to pass him he immediately turned into her and she SMACKED the wall. she litterally lifted 2 ft out the car and she was laughing her ass off after and i will always remember that couple. if they can survive that..
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    • Bumper cars can go in reverse btw
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    • Bumper cars is to the death
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    • Bumpers cars.
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    • I just attack my family members the whole game
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    • I love bumper cars but my county fair didn’t have them last summer 😔
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    • And there’s that cute girl you run into a ton and when it’s all over you and you’re family walk a different direction at the amusement park and you and her look at each other for the last time
      DITKOVICH 14 jul
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    • During this one match of bumper cars me and this girl had already set our eyes on each other’s cars so we would pretend we were avenging our families death in a fast and furious kinda race, was cool shit
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    • This took a sec
      cabbage_ 13 jul
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    • "Theres that bastard! Gonna get him good... Crap he dodged! Oh, I can get him on the rebound, hes stuck... HAHA GOTCHA BITCH TIME TO RUUUUN!!!"
      _Mental_ 13 jul
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    • Almost got into a accident at a intersection, the other car runs the light missing me. I see the driver and its my damn cousin. First thing he yell "Dont hit me!!! I see you later"
      spotkill 13 jul
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    • Bumper cars can cure racism
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    • Bumper*
      Mention 13 jul
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    • Things like bumper cars and late night game lobbies are the perfect locations to meet new friends imo
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    • It's a free for all. Everyone is a target. KiIl zem all
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    • I remember bumping into pretty girls and being like "OH SHIT OH SHIT"
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    • When you with your squad and you pick one unfortunate soul to absolutely annihilate with your over thought maneuvers and formations.
      WkdShorty 13 jul
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    • Once I was walking downtown and I happened to cross paths with this super nice older black lady. We were walking in the same direction so we ended up talking and hitting it off. I'd never met this woman before and we instantly became friends in that 20 minute walk. Wherever she is I hope she's okay
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    • "bumpers cars"
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    • Me and that one Malo person with the pick up lines
      Spookiez 13 jul
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    • I remember being targeted as a kid in bumper cars I eventually started crying and started driving away from him little did I know my dad rammed his car into the side of mine really hard and I started laughing. Teach em young I suppose.
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    • Haha you shalth stop your no good doing kind sir. Your bumpinth fury shall stopith. My men will conquer your "castle" and shall win a new dawn.
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    • Once i rode the bumper cars ride but the cars were so shitty that i git hit just once and the car was disabled, had to suffer 10 mins of these other assholes non stop assault
      Harbinger 13 jul
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    • yall ever have that random person scream “GET HIS ASS” and yall just both start hitting him
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    • Once was walking around haggens and ran into my 8th grade science teacher like 12 times entirely accidentally
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    • Bumpers cars.
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    • I will actively seek you out and ruin your experience for my entertainment
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    • I was playing a few years ago. My dad was looking for me and came up and was like where is this kid at? He sees me zoom past in a pink bumper car yelling in terror but still laughing as a group of 5, 8 yr olds proceeded to hunt me down and thrash me.
      mirwind 13 jul
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    • I did bumper cars ONCE and the whole time I got in trouble because I was purposely hitting other cars..... I'm still kinda confused. The guy turned off the cars and took me out of the game thingy lol
      kr1s 13 jul
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    • first time i went into a bumper car by myself, i didn’t know how to start it so up until the last few seconds i just sat there confused and trying to start it
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    • God, bumper cars brought out the vengeance in me. I'd get knocked by some dumb ass kid going the wrong way, and I'd spend the rest of the time going after him, finding ways to knock his ass against the wall, with tunnel vision like focus. I was a bit of a dick at 16
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    • Me stuck in the corner telling people I'm coming for them
      bg_ari 13 jul
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    • I like this content
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    • Yes. The bumpers cars
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    • I basically got jumped in bumper cars
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    • Some of the fastest forming friendships that fade as soon as the cars stop I swear.
      YourGuyCy 13 jul
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    • :)
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    • Its crazy how true this is 😂
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    • Damn that’s accurate. Everybody hate me during that shit tho lol I be giving people whiplash and shit.
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    • Glad this is universal
      Gedd 12 jul
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    • I always thought that bumper cars was weird until I realized I iust have social anxiety
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    • Technically speaking the goal of bumper cars is actually to not bump into each other (of at least that’s what the rules sign at my local amusement park says) but nobody follows those things anyways. I alway T bone people as hard as I can in those
      SirB 12 jul
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    • Target the feable and young for easy k1lls
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    • You always got that one rival that one person who tries to bully you
      luizz_16 12 jul
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    • That's a lot of cocaine
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    • I swear every time I bump into a cute guy that in the bumper cars it’s so heart fluttering and then we do it a few more times with a little chit chat then when it’s over I find out he has a gf with a kid and now I’m even more insecure than before. Fuck you Brady.
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    • So I was on these bumper cars and they were circles and its funnest thing at race city
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    • If you thrust into your bump it adds an extra 10 damage
      bossandro 12 jul
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    • Cracking necks with the boot n scoot
      Dumpfight 12 jul
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    • It’s so true tho!! Literally best way to bond with strangers tbh
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    • When someone rear ends the fuck out of you and gives you whiplash so you make sure you get revenge.
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