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    • I’ve done similar things and sold it to dumbass middle schoolers. The funniest part is, their little retarded ass makes them think they’re actually somehow getting high. They keep coming back and honestly it’s prolly not bad. They ain’t doing real drugs
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    • Capitalism at its finest.
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    • Is this technically legal then since they could just say we sold DIY cheese puffs to a kids for 7 bucks
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    • In high school I would have someone buy me a 1.75l bottle of everclear for like $40 then I would mix it half and half with apple cider and put in some cinnamon and sugar in Mason jars, and sold them for $50 a jar as apple pie moonshine
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    • Ching Chong your religion is wrong
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    • In fact theyre actually keeping kids off drugs and making the world a better place... chaotic good
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    • at least they didn't sell a dead bird to a blind kid
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    • I used to sell blunts at school and just put a little weed at the ends and fill the rest with grass. Dudes would always come back for more and tell me how good the weed was. But that was in the 90s when most people smoked reggie.
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    • Dumb kids who want a cheap thrill should be sold this. It could save their lives
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    • Lmaoooo I remember the first pill press I bought shit cost me $1,500 but I definitely made it back.. I’m glad I don’t do this shit anymore
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    • This dumb fucking way later at my school thought me Nd my buddy like did heavy drugs Nd asked us if were selling we said yes and brought him a ziploc baggy full of catnip dumbass gave us a 100 for it because it looked like an assload of pot if your a fucking moron then the next day he smoked it
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    • This kid in my class in high school a long time ago gave me a gummy bear covered in koolaid powder or some shit, and later that day some story came out about gummy bears being covered in bath salts and sold in high schools and I was like “holy shit what have I done”
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    • All y'all with drugs and alcohol, I hacked the wifi and sold the password for $30 a person. I had to type it in though 😂😂
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    • It aint easy bein cheesy
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    • You get in more trouble for selling fake drugs
      kanep0e 20 apr
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    • I gave fake weed to this dumb kid I hated and told him to sell it to this Jamaican. He promptly got punched in the face and it was hilarious. I also once told him mixing bleach and ammonia will get you high when you inhale the fumes and he wanted to try it. God I hope he did.
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    • The placebo effect😂
      DaGnig 18 apr
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    • I thought this was in a foreign language at first.... all kinds of time on there hands, since I’m sure, they’re jobless, worthless fucks !
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    • Anyone do the classic selling oregano to freshmen? Shit works
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    • So was the kid just stupid or did you sell fake drugs to an actual mentally disabled kid
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    • One time I crushed up yard clippings and convinced middle schoolers it was weed and made like 150$ over the course of three months. And what’s even dumber they kept trying to buy more
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    • I once sold a dead disposable e-cig for $200 private school niggas will do anything to fit in lol
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    • Fuck I used to buy the huge fuck in bottles of karkov water it down in mason jars add a little sprite and sell it to freshmen for 40 bucks a bottle
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    • I miss the cut-out porn memes being featured. That was how I chose what video to beat off too that day.
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    • Wat if the retarded kid sold em to other retarded kids at $14 a pop? Then it’s a 👅!
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    • powdered sugar + pill press + 8th graders
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    • “Dangerously cheesy”
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    • Unlawful good
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    • A decade ago I sold chives to a kid and told him it was pot
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    • Wait puff bars don't get you high??
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    • This could solve drug addiction to some degree actually.
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    • My fatass thought those were twinkies
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    • Not illegal as long as you never claim it’s drugs. If you say to some dumbass kid “you want some shit” but never say drugs then technically you just sellin special snacks lol
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    • Placebo is a hell of a drug
      Spyence 18 apr
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    • I sold a bag of oregano to some middle school kids for 100 bucks
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    • Holy fuck you can’t tell me that isn’t a different language
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    • It ain't easy being cheesey
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    • In a fucked up way you're actually doing a good service to people. They don't fuck their brains up popping pills 24/7 and the money they spend on what you're selling isn't money they can use to buy real stuff
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    • Sell finely crushed glass as cocaine don't try it with high quality buyers
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    • What do you use to press the fake bars? I need one of those LoL
      PurpNasty 22 apr
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    • I once told a dude that i had peppermintflavoured weed. Bought peppermintteabags and opened them then put the stuff inside in a clear baggy and he came BACK to me twice and said it was really good weed lmao
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    • I’m to scared to try anything except weed
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    • You played yourself now you have no cheetos
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    • What do you use to press stuff like that?
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    • I would sell freshmen in highschool a handle of vodka and dilute the shit out of it with water, they would act like they're blackout at a party when they've only had like one shot
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    • You can't do this and not tell us how many cheetos are need to make a bar out of.
      Josh13_ 18 apr
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    • It's all fun and games till they get the real thing, take way to much and OD
      HonestNFL 18 apr
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    • Placebo effect is one hell of a drug
      Frosty__ 18 apr
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    • Imagine going to jail for fake selling drugs
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    • I had an aneurysm trying to read this
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    • The way you write, you could have just said you bought them instead of calling yourself retarded.
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    • Didn’t Marisol do this in Orange is the New Black and some kid thought he could fly and jumped to his death? Shit happens in real life.. also, if the kids think mild effects happen to them with your shit whose to say they don’t go to someone else and take a shitload thinking they can handle it &OD
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    • How did you do that tho
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    • Why do you have a Xanax press?
      Neno1313 19 apr
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    • In some states it’s technically illegal to possess and sell imitation drugs
      BmB65 19 apr
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    • People like you give drug dealers a bad name.
      Cocorulez 19 apr
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    • Cost 15 dollars to make the Cheetos bars....
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    • That definitely not illegal or anything
      youngwarz 18 apr
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    • The new play-do drug dealer set, make fake drugs out of playdo
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    • You can still be charged with trafficking.
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    • Why do you have a Xanax bar press?
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    • You can still get arrested for this
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    • Careful those can be dangerous-ly cheesy.
      kraken873 18 apr
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    • Do you just have a xanax bar press
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    • Had a stroke trying to read this
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    • Some kid sold my friend baby asprin as coke, so we sold him salt. Hope it burns worse, dick head retard.
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    • If there's someone stupid enough to buy it, you can make a profit
      LegendCow 18 apr
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    • When u sell tic tacs for 20 bucks each
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    • Only illegal if you are selling them “as drugs”, if you sold cheetos to a kid on the street you do not need a vending license for a Personal transaction as such for food. Considering the problem with fake drugs like fake wax or fake acid the police do take this more seriously than it seems it should
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    • I rolled some gum in catnip to get gas money to get out to a party sold it to a weed kid
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    • I just sold oregano to kids 😂 classic
      grungehoe 19 apr
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    • Use to be pencil shavings as weed. Now it's cheetos as perk 10s
      kallous 19 apr
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    • That looks like a "circus peanut" and I cam taste it in my mouth now
      Hnegroid 19 apr
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    • I hope you made sure to give him instructions. I know those things are worthless unless you stick em up your ass
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    • Placebos as far as the eye can see
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    • I sell chips at school and these mothafuckin hoes are thirsty for more like damm son
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    • If you mass produced them I’d be down to have a baggy as a snack
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    • And when you become an adult and try this stuff in the real world, on people who aren't kids, then chances are your gonna get shot or beat down.
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    • Its all fun and games till people start making them out of poison and people start to die. Dicks
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    • Question, but where the fuck people just come across a bar press?
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    • Where do you get a xanax pill press
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    • Wait how?
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    • Some dude tried selling me a tic tac in junior high. I wasn't that retarded, but I would've done the same thing.
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    • So if a cop catches you? Do you just ask him to try it or something
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    • Cheese flavored drugs? Those were some special idiots
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    • add fentynal
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    • Compressed cheeto puffs is something ive never wanted to try until now
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    • My friend used to put oregano in a pill bottle and rub keef on the rim of it and sell it lmao
      iJew 18 apr
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    • I did the same thing
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    • What's funny is when you get caught, you'll get in the same amount of trouble as if it were the real deal.
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    • I never got the placebo effect I had to smoke weed 3 times in order to get my first high but I didn’t pretend or think I was getting high
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    • How does one press cheeto dust into a bar?
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