• Me: Am I adopted?
Dad: Of course not, why
would we pick you?
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    • last time I asked if I was adopted my mom brought out the video of my birth and made me watch it...
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    • No Dino feature:(
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    • I was dropped on concrete by my abuela when I was a baby
      KyKy 15 jul
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    • I’d be laughing if my parents said that to me.
      hietek 15 jul
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    • I'm glad this isnt a dino feature:)
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    • To test if you are adopted, just go outside and jump on cracks in the sidewalk then check on your mom, if she's not in horrible pain you are adopted
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    • Son: dont worry I wouldn't have picked you guys either
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    • “Hello? Yes 911 I’d like to report a homicide”
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    • when i was very little, i asked my mom if i was adopted because i looked nothing like my parents and she told me i wasn't adopted but rather rescued from a group of orangutans who rejected me cuz i was too ugly to fit in with the rest of them so she did me a favor and decided to take me in.
      CcBoyz 15 jul
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    • When I was a baby my mom dropped me and said it's the reason I'm a failure
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    • Genuine question: where is this meme format from?
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    • bt in reality you are adopted & both of them can’t have children 😂
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    • This is the type of kid who just takes every joke that isn’t by their 2 friends seriously and then says they get verbally abused and their life is the worst
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    • Fair point but im not as big of a mess up as my brother
      epic_wind 15 jul
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    • Guys, I just found out after 13 years of know that I’m adopted, that I am in fact adopted.
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    • I was the only white one
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    • Maul
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    • I'd never say that shit to my kid. Even as a joke that can fuck you up.
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    • Cuz I have a dumptruck as an ass
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    • Boat_Man 15 jul
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    • It'd really be dad and son laughing with mom in the middle not entertained
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    • This happened to me expect my parents said yea
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    • Why get mad you were adopted? Mad at your birth parents, understandable i guess, but being adopted also means you were chosen to enter a family
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    • I would laugh too
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    • But that's funny tho
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    • I felt that on a personal level
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    • Microwave fact: this format is overused now
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    • Oof
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    • To make people think that your dick is long enough to actually impregnate someone
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    • i just realized that the wolves are laughing in this meme. i always thought they had down syndrome or something
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    • Moon moon?
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    • Swap mom and me. These are the jokes my Dad and I tell each other all the time. At least I hope he's joking.
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    • Point tho
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    • I find this funny cause my mom always told my brother and i that we were adopted and how she was going to leave us in the window of modern market for our real parents to come back or that they were supposed to come get us when we turned 10
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    • The only reason I know I wasnt adopted is because I remember being at the hospital when I was two for when my brother was born and he looks just like me. Also my nose looks just like my grandpa’s. I’ve seen pictures of him when he was young and I look nearly identical.
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    • I hate jokes like this.
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    • I thought it said "why am I adopted"
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    • I found out by my 21st birthday that I was lied to my whole life and was adopted
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    • this is actually how i know im not adopted despite my four brother all being blue eyed and right handed people
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    • My mom just bullied me to the point where I had no confidence because she didnt want me to date
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    • LOL, I was adopted, and my parents remind me every day that I was hand picked. Being adopted isn’t anything to be ashamed of.
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    • Can't wait for some loser on Tumblr to say this is mental abuse.
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    • Swap you and your mom
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    • Then you should've worn a condom
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    • God is real
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    • That'd be more me and my dad laughing.
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    • Fuck this format
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    • Me, age 13: "Mom, was I planned?" Mom: "Son, no one's planned." Me, now: You could have just said no.
      THAWTHUG 15 jul
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    • Copy and paste
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    • I’m adopting my kids. I don’t want wanna raise kids with my genes
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    • I was adopted...
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    • Switch the mom and me, and then it’s true
      Skat 15 jul
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    • When I asked that question they said YES. But i actually am adopted
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    • That’s like when someone says “u must be the adopted one” and I’m like “jokes on u I am adopted”
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    • Hey kids, can confirm that this happened. Love you though.
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    • Don’t blame em
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    • That’s gonna need some ice...
      Syn19 15 jul
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    • Being adopted is cool because not only do you know your parents wanted you, you also know your parents didn’t want you
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    • that’s fucked up
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    • I'm sure I was adopted, although she did give birth to me I know it's not my mom, there's no way I'm related to any of my of them, and if I am that's a whole other conspiracy
      Braydenc 15 jul
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    • This was attempted murder through humor
      LHAvenger 15 jul
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    • Nah. My dad and i would laugh our asses off
      BioRaptor 15 jul
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    • Nah I’d laugh to
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    • LMAO F UP 😝
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    • Jackis0 15 jul
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    • I wish I didn't exist
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    • I love this meme format
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    • Like father like son
      9xgr 15 jul
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    • I wish my mom had a sense of humor
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    • Stop with this meme. It is MoonMoon, and nothing else.
      WyrdOne 15 jul
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    • A few weeks ago I was having dinner with my family and my mother was about to tell me some medical news so she said “guess what” and my father goes “you’re adopted!” and my mother was so upset while I laughed
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    • No they’re just the fuck ups who made me.
      nathax1 15 jul
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    • That’s actually funny
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    • My grandma used to tell my dad and his siblings that they were adopted, but that they were given back. Lol
      JZonner 15 jul
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    • Well you raised me so good job
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    • Oh but id be a different story if I said something back
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    • I would laugh if my dad said that
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    • Fuck black lives matter. Blue Lives Matter
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    • That’s been my cover photo since i been on this app💀
      imzaddy 15 jul
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    • I love this joke. Can't wait to use it on my kid...one day
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    • Classic
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    • Thats funny
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    • I wish this were a dino feature
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    • I’m so sick of this stupid fucking format
      Waffles__ 15 jul
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    • That's sad '-'
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    • Dino feature no :/
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    • I mean if you did get adopted, someone cares about you. that’s somethn right?
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    • R/Me_IRL
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    • red_reign 15 jul
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    • Because you make dumb fucking decisions
      Monarch 15 jul
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    • That's a lot of damage
      Thanoid 15 jul
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    • Hanji 15 jul
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    • I wouldn't pick me either
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