Me: am 31 but have a body of a 16 year old
Date: prove it
Me: *opens freezer*
Date:
funnytime funnytime
17 may
Me: am 31 but have a body of a 16 year old Date: prove it Me: *opens freezer* Date:
Not your babe!
Not your babe!
About to watch some Netflix
About to watch some Netflix
BIRD, HOW DID YOU GET SO SUCCESSFUL?
STOLE A TON OF MONEY.
THAT WAS STEP ONE.
poorlydrawnlines
MPBaby MPBaby
24 sep 2020
BIRD, HOW DID YOU GET SO SUCCESSFUL? STOLE A TON OF MONEY. THAT WAS STEP ONE. poorlydrawnlines
Cat Tail Language
I'm scared I'm happy to see you I'm getting upset
Let's be friends I'm interested I I'm crazy about you
Let's be friends I'm interested I'm crazy about you
feel loving I'm worried I'm mad
USPSDog USPSDog
21 sep 2020
Cat Tail Language I'm scared I'm happy to see you I'm getting upset Let's be friends I'm interested I I'm crazy about you Let's be friends I'm interested I'm crazy about you feel loving I'm worried I'm mad
Ex-porn star Mia Khalifa goes topless to celebrate new
OnlyFans account
Mia Khalifa ha been ng advocate of "doing porn on y own terms" and has ded those using OnlyFans to make
tar uploaded a sultry pict on
money. The forr
mik.png
1.63 MB PNG
>pornstar says she regrets doing porn and quits
>now starts an onlyfans to sell more porn
I'm confused.
XXXONAMEMESTREAK XXXONAMEMESTREAK
15 jan 2021
Ex-porn star Mia Khalifa goes topless to celebrate new OnlyFans account Mia Khalifa ha been ng advocate of "doing porn on y own terms" and has ded those using OnlyFans to make tar uploaded a sultry pict on money. The forr mik.png 1.63 MB PNG >pornstar says she regrets doing porn and quits >now starts an onlyfans to sell more porn I'm confused.
OBVIOUSLY
you're not a golfer
made while high
OBVIOUSLY you're not a golfer made while high
this looks like a commercial for
anxiety medication
this looks like a commercial for anxiety medication
munchkinbear munchkinbear
24 sep 2020
Shatwildcop Social Distancing is STILL in effect ya'll...
Pennsylvania school district threatening to put kids in foster care if their parents can't pay for their lunches
Everyone disliked that.
CykaGamburger
23 sep 2020
Pennsylvania school district threatening to put kids in foster care if their parents can't pay for their lunches Everyone disliked that.
Student ditches university to become hunter on remote island with population of
22
Lucy Middleton Thursday 25 Apr 2019 am
f @ <
AS
Charlie Blance, 20, was craving a life in the wilderness (Picture: PA Real Life)
A former politics student who dropped out of university to live in the wilderness now spends her days shooting and gutting deer.
Charlie Blance, 20, said she 'stuck out like a sore thumb' while at
Perth College University of the Highlands and Islands and dreamed of
Siddymac Siddymac
12 may
Student ditches university to become hunter on remote island with population of 22 Lucy Middleton Thursday 25 Apr 2019 am f @ < AS Charlie Blance, 20, was craving a life in the wilderness (Picture: PA Real Life) A former politics student who dropped out of university to live in the wilderness now spends her days shooting and gutting deer. Charlie Blance, 20, said she 'stuck out like a sore thumb' while at Perth College University of the Highlands and Islands and dreamed of
MS? got a loose tooth!"
MOM: "let's wait until it falls off naturally"
dad:
MS? got a loose tooth!" MOM: "let's wait until it falls off naturally" dad:
*Training the new employee at work*
"So you're not really supposed to do this, but this is what we do"
@Gavinandstaceyreactions
*Training the new employee at work* "So you're not really supposed to do this, but this is what we do" @Gavinandstaceyreactions
The With
Cat The
Bat
Has
Had
Enough
or
That
None_Of_Ya_Business None_Of_Ya_Business
25 sep 2020
The With Cat The Bat Has Had Enough or That
Atheists when you send them thoughts and prayers instead of hypothesis and research
DeepWebIntel DeepWebIntel
13 apr
Atheists when you send them thoughts and prayers instead of hypothesis and research
putting tape over my Webcam thinking about how the CIA agent watched me cry everyday for a year and didn't once check
up one me: cut toxic people out
putting tape over my Webcam thinking about how the CIA agent watched me cry everyday for a year and didn't once check up one me: cut toxic people out
People at my funeral talking about my meme addiction
They were like goldep-nuggets to that boy.
People at my funeral talking about my meme addiction They were like goldep-nuggets to that boy.
My dog can see up to the sidewalk in the reflection of my crystal ball so he watches for people and cars but he looks like he's seeing the future.
Fox_Flame Fox_Flame
29 sep 2020
My dog can see up to the sidewalk in the reflection of my crystal ball so he watches for people and cars but he looks like he's seeing the future.
When a single mom invites you to be a part of her life...
Da_Tapatio_Man Da_Tapatio_Man
17 mar
When a single mom invites you to be a part of her life...