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    • Just beat your meats together wtf
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        • Gets text: "get on"
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          • Yeah this friend I used to have back in middle school would always say "I don't know what it is every time you come over I want to masturbate" made me extremely uncomfortable and still has not come out as gay but his dad secretly knew and always beat the shit outa him. 😂
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            • seaweed I've found you
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              • Repent masterbation is a sin
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                • For real just beat your dick in another room
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                    • When theres a lot of words on a meme I skip it
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                      • “Hey imma shower real quick.” That’s all it takes
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                        • Don't beat your meat is a sin
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                          • I stared at this meme for way to long
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                            • Ask yo homie for sum succ
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                              • Bout to beat my meat DOO DOO DOO DOO
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                                  • Your lucky u have friends
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                                    • Just beat each other off and it’s an even better experience
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                                      • I wanna touch myself but I don't at the same .. What's up with that
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                                          • Wtf are Patrick's pants doing in that first one
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                                              • It isn't gay if it's a brojob
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                                                • Make them help
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                                                  • Relatable
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                                                    • This literally just happened last weekend! But even worse it was this really annoying ADHD kid that my mom made me hang out with
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                                                      • Let them beat your meat for you
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                                                        • So beat your friends meat
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                                                          • I sadly can't relate to this
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                                                            • My friend came over an hour earlier than he was supposed to and walked in on my girlfriend and I. It pissed me off.
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                                                              • Beat your meat, then yeet the skeet.
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                                                                • Firmly grasp it
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                                                                  • secretly beat my meat when my friend was over , moved hella slow, used no hands, we were watching a movie, said i was just stretching. Sneak 100, illusion 100
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                                                                    • Just ask your friend to help you out.
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                                                                      • If it takes you more than 10 mins to beat, then you don’t know your dick well enough
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                                                                        • Me when my brother comes home
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                                                                          • If beating your meat is more important than social interaction you may have a problem.
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                                                                            • You can still beat it, you just have an extra hand
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                                                                              • Please..just praying for alone days at home..but no😒
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                                                                                • Yeet the meat, rinse and repeat
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                                                                                  • Sometimes, you just gotta get one out.
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                                                                                    • Either A, you knew he was coming over and you just waited too long. Or B, he just shows up randomly without telling you and thats wierd
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                                                                                      • Get your friend to beat it
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                                                                                        • Open SESAME
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                                                                                          • Just have him do it
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                                                                                            • I could tell most of my friends that ima go beat and they’ll just play a couple games of overwatch or some shit
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                                                                                              • I mean
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                                                                                                • Speaking of meat how do you make your pee pee big
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                                                                                                  • Shit if I come over and you gotta whack then I can wait 15 minutes
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                                                                                                    • I got such a good friend he comes over and he just tells me he’s hard and I tell him to go beat his meat and he does. He’s not gay by the way
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                                                                                                      • Two hands are better than one
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                                                                                                        • Just jerk each other off like normal people
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                                                                                                          • I’ll beat my dick out in the open at this point in my life
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                                                                                                            • What even happened in that episode to make Patrick that mad
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                                                                                                              • Just say you gotta go to the restroom and bust a quick one
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                                                                                                                • Just in general, it’s rude to just stop by. Why not call or send a simple text.
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                                                                                                                  • Nigga I’ve had my friend wait outside a few minutes once while I spanked my meat
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                                                                                                                    • Nah fam best thing in my life happened I totally forgot my (female) friend was coming over and she walked in on me jacking it turns out she’s liked me for a while and porn can come true
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                                                                                                                      • Friend? What’s that
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                                                                                                                        • Huh
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                                                                                                                          • I was about to beat my meat and my friend (who is a girl) texted me and I almost texted back mid conversation, "I'm trying to jack off, leave me alone or help me"
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                                                                                                                            • Socialist meat
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                                                                                                                              • What episode was this? 😂
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                                                                                                                                  • Also me: GTFO BEFORE I CUM ON UR GODDAMN FACE U UNHOLY CHILD
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                                                                                                                                    • That's me when my gf on her period, I usually think "thank God she is" and then I think she could be on birth control and we wouldn't have to worry
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                                                                                                                                      • Beat your friend
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                                                                                                                                        • by friend you mean girl youre trying to smash but she friend zoned you
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                                                                                                                                          • Just jack each other with socks on
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                                                                                                                                            • I wish I had that problem
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                                                                                                                                                • Why not just watch with the boys
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                                                                                                                                                  • Why not fuck your friend then
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                                                                                                                                                    • We're not gonna mention how the first photo has that "wind blowing girl skirt" trope for Patrick?
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                                                                                                                                                            • My crush and I were gonna get each other off. I rub her, she jacks me, didn’t happen sadly.
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                                                                                                                                                              • Grab your dick he moves your arm and he grabs his dick and you move his arm at the same time
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                                                                                                                                                                • If y'all were real friends you'd beat each others meat smh
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                                                                                                                                                                  • My cousin got kicked out and he moved into my room this is me everyday
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                                                                                                                                                                    • Like that would stop a guy.
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                                                                                                                                                                      • Wrong hand
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                                                                                                                                                                          • Are you seriously watching porn by yourself?!
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                                                                                                                                                                              • Why was he mad again?
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                                                                                                                                                                                • That’s so me! It’s why I posted it a couple weeks ago
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                                                                                                                                                                                  • Bout to beat my meat dodo di do do bout to beat my meat dodo do do
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                                                                                                                                                                                    • This but my friend invited me to a ps4 party
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                                                                                                                                                                                      • I did that to my friend and he told me to wait out in the living room
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                                                                                                                                                                                            • I wish this wasn't relatable
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                                                                                                                                                                                              • I once beat my meat in the same room as my friend, he didn't even notice.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                • Deadass went on a week long mission trip and at the end when we were all packing up my one roommate for the week looked at me and my other roommate and went “I love you guys but I can’t wait to go home an masturbate”
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                                                                                                                                                                                                  • Beat ur homies dick
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                                                                                                                                                                                                    • Bruh perfect time when the girl asks if you be doing it alone
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                                                                                                                                                                                                        • Go in the bathroom and say you're taking a shit. Works every time.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                          • I have to beg friends to hang out with me so this is never a problem aha!
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                                                                                                                                                                                                            • You were expecting a comment but it is I, Dio!!!
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