• >me, 4 years ago
>disgustingly obese piece of garbage
>best friend fit as hell
>tells me i should lose weight, never pushing it on
me too much tho
>keep telling him i could, if i wanted to, but i don't
care
>one day he signs me up for gym membership and
offers to pay for it
>"i just want a gym buddy, bruh. you don't have to
do much, if you don't want to."
>friend gets into car accident 2 days later
>motherfucking dies.
have not skipped a gym day since. lost -200lbs
(90kg) that first year. keeping it up to become the
fucking bear he always told me i could be, if i cared
and was disciplined enough.
im gonna make it, bro. i'm gonna make it.
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