McDonalds:
Adds self-order machines
Introverts:
faplessing from the
ChuckyCoupons ChuckyCoupons
26 feb
McDonalds: Adds self-order machines Introverts: faplessing from the
Me: "igota tox tooth!
MOM: "t's wait uni it fals off naturally"
dad:
ShaneTrowell
17 feb
Me: "igota tox tooth! MOM: "t's wait uni it fals off naturally" dad:
What's better than your first rip off a new juul pod?
ANSON,
not being addicted to nicotine
WholeFuckingMilk WholeFuckingMilk
25 sep 2020
What's better than your first rip off a new juul pod? ANSON, not being addicted to nicotine
I'm tired, boss.
Mostly I'm tired of people being ugly to each other.
John Coffey
"The Green Mile"
ChrisX99 ChrisX99
7 jan 2021
I'm tired, boss. Mostly I'm tired of people being ugly to each other. John Coffey "The Green Mile"
When you find an old photo of your mom and dad that you wish you could unsee.
DarthBoner DarthBoner
12 sep 2020
When you find an old photo of your mom and dad that you wish you could unsee.
THE DAY WHERE'PEOPLE WHO ALREADY SMOKE POT EVERYOARY SMOKE SOME MORE POT
ItsOcala ItsOcala
20 apr
THE DAY WHERE'PEOPLE WHO ALREADY SMOKE POT EVERYOARY SMOKE SOME MORE POT
If a Polar Bear and a Grizzly
Bear mate, their offspring is called a "Pizzy Bear"
2ManyFacts 2ManyFacts
25 sep 2020
If a Polar Bear and a Grizzly Bear mate, their offspring is called a "Pizzy Bear"
dailymail.co.uk
= Daily Mail Q
His nine lives are finally up! The world's 'oldest cat' Nutmeg dies at the ripe old age of 32 - or 144 in cat years
By Daily Mail Reporter
14 Sep 2017, updated 14 Sep 2017
Transneptunian Transneptunian
26 sep 2020
dailymail.co.uk = Daily Mail Q His nine lives are finally up! The world's 'oldest cat' Nutmeg dies at the ripe old age of 32 - or 144 in cat years By Daily Mail Reporter 14 Sep 2017, updated 14 Sep 2017
Friend: "how do you have nice stuff whilst being paid on minimum wage?"
is crime,
Me:
Friend: "how do you have nice stuff whilst being paid on minimum wage?" is crime, Me:
fun
Buzz's girlfriend in the original Home
Alone movie was actually the art director's son. The film director himself couldn't bear to bring in an actress to be the butt af the joke, so he the the joke, so he used a volunteer.
com
wtffunfactsandmore wtffunfactsandmore
28 sep 2020
fun Buzz's girlfriend in the original Home Alone movie was actually the art director's son. The film director himself couldn't bear to bring in an actress to be the butt af the joke, so he the the joke, so he used a volunteer. com
My new favorite Photoshop genre:
Horror movie screams, but with steaming hot pizza.
Catalyticmemes Catalyticmemes
15 oct 2020
My new favorite Photoshop genre: Horror movie screams, but with steaming hot pizza.
Alice Roosevelt with her dog Leo. She smoked cigarettes in public, chewed gum, placed bets with bookies, rode in cars with men, stayed out late partying, and kept a pet snake named Emily
Spinach, which she often wore wrapped around one arm and took to parties. Her father President Theodore Roosevelt once said of her "I can either run the country or I can attend to Alice, but cannot possibly do both." 1902
SpareParts SpareParts
23 sep 2020
Alice Roosevelt with her dog Leo. She smoked cigarettes in public, chewed gum, placed bets with bookies, rode in cars with men, stayed out late partying, and kept a pet snake named Emily Spinach, which she often wore wrapped around one arm and took to parties. Her father President Theodore Roosevelt once said of her "I can either run the country or I can attend to Alice, but cannot possibly do both." 1902
Man arrested after screaming
"Stonks" outside of GameStop high on PCP for 36 straight hours
1 day ago
Visit
Aku_ Aku_
3 feb
Man arrested after screaming "Stonks" outside of GameStop high on PCP for 36 straight hours 1 day ago Visit
When you start to take a piss but
there's two streams and they're both missing the toilet
When you start to take a piss but there's two streams and they're both missing the toilet
When the hospital bills are expensive, but so are funerals.
You won't let me live: You Won't let me die.
Beunique
3 jun
When the hospital bills are expensive, but so are funerals. You won't let me live: You Won't let me die.
What if 2020 isn't a bad year, but the start of a bad decade?
{softly]
Don't.
ThePunisher4 ThePunisher4
29 dec 2020
What if 2020 isn't a bad year, but the start of a bad decade? {softly] Don't.
Time flies when you're having fun.
Bitch, it's time to Schedule your next visit.
My friend used to have a cat named "Bitch".
mythologymakesmehot mythologymakesmehot
24 sep 2020
Time flies when you're having fun. Bitch, it's time to Schedule your next visit. My friend used to have a cat named "Bitch".
bunjywunjy Follow
anonymous asked: @
Do you have any blessed facts laying around? Today was need a:)
bunjywunjy answered:
unlike rabbits, a baby hare can run, fight, or flee almost immediately after birth.
by faboo978 Follow
Fresh out of the womb, ready to fuck shit up.
OffensiveMemez OffensiveMemez
17 sep 2020
bunjywunjy Follow anonymous asked: @ Do you have any blessed facts laying around? Today was need a:) bunjywunjy answered: unlike rabbits, a baby hare can run, fight, or flee almost immediately after birth. by faboo978 Follow Fresh out of the womb, ready to fuck shit up.