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    • Mutual agreement
      NutWell 12 apr
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    • Plant are onto something I know it
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    • I mean they do. There’s a species of thorn bush that can be considered carnivorous because the thorns face inward and sheep frequently get stuck in it and die. The nutrients from the sheep’s corpse sustain the plant for years
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    • Seems it backfired quite a bit
      Razoron 16 apr
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    • Doubt it since were killing them
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    • That’d be like putting poison ivy in your garden and thinking to yourself “can’t wait to eat the one plant that destroys all my other crops”.
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    • Decomposers eat the rementants of dead corpses, which in return, give plants nutrients in the ground. But it's a mutual farming, not just one group participates.
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    • Thanks JOSEPH
      TNTblocks 12 apr
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    • Slapzie 18 apr
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    • Lol this makes me think of the movie "The Happening"
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    • And vegans are trying to stop them...
      Itsroyaal 13 apr
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    • Jokes on them I’m cremating myself
      Gotha 13 apr
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    • THE CIIIIIIIIRCLE OF LIIIIIIIIIIIIIFE
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    • Those shady bastards
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    • Farming us when we practically cause genocide of their species
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    • Smart. Let your food kill you and cut up your skeleton for housing parts, so those of you that survive the holocaust have food. Democrats are doing something similar to America.
      hawl 13 apr
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    • So that’s why they keep whispering Vietnamese......
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    • Sounds like an episode of black mirror
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    • And our last big “fuck you” is we are put in the ground in a box, made out of them. If they want my precious minerals, they have to chew through their own kind
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    • Why not? Most of them can usually out live a Human nowadays.
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    • You're a fucking idiot
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    • Better than the "oxygen takes 70 years to kill us" meme
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    • “I’m so woke guys”
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    • McMackMan 19 apr
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    • Plot twist: Deforestation
      Nighlon 18 apr
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    • The Circle Of Life
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    • It’s called an ecosystem dumbass, everything has some benefit for each other
      iFlex 18 apr
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    • The placement of "actually" in that sentence is driving me bonkers
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    • This sounds like some Vegan propoganda to make us go to war with the plants. I'm not buying it.
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    • We bury ourselves in concrete boxes so they can’t get us
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    • You ever see the movie The Happening? Yeah that fucked with my head a little bit.
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    • Little do they know we are locked in boxes just out of their reach
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    • Jokes on them, we bury ourselves in boxes or burn the bodies 🖕🖕
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    • Vegans are at least helping us to kill the plants that may take over one day
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    • Oxygen kills us slowly so it all makes sense now, plants were Apex prefator, all along.
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    • Tell me Gods name you fungal piece of shit
      GmRix 15 apr
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    • “Maybe actually plants are” 😑
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    • I could've gone my entire life without reading this but SOMEONE had to fuck that up
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    • Imagine you a farmer and then your fucking crops start killing your fucking customers
      gunneer 14 apr
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    • No... But infact they are farming us for our amazing contribution to the spread and diversity of their genome. The amount of varieties we have helped stabilize and the places we have taken them has been incredible for both them and us. It is considered a symbiosis
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    • I mean technically they are... Unknowingly... that's the circle of life
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    • Except we're basically a virus on the earth lol
      bzb1234 13 apr
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    • Keep eating your salad boys, let the plants know their place
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    • Is that why vegans exist?
      CMD__ 13 apr
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    • Jokes on them cuz we bury our selves in ceramic or metal caskets
      Catloser 13 apr
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    • Liberal shit, i live my life don’t care about you
      Score 13 apr
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    • This is literally true. There are books on how plants shape our genes and behavior for their own perpetuation.
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    • I mean yes. It’s the other half of our symbiotic relationship
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    • They use us when we are living because we produce carbon dioxide which is one of the three main factors in photosynthesis other two being water and sunlight
      bosco3505 13 apr
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    • symbiosis
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    • Plants are our symbiotic companions.
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    • Plants actually don’t need carbondioxide from outside sources; through the process of cellular respiration they produce enough CO2 to fuel photosynthesis
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    • Yeah so then we yeeted 80 percent of the Forrests
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    • Isn’t mutualism great? And just now scary to realize these plants eventually learn what is happening is helpful and then make themselves taste good
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    • Plants are fake y’all just stupid
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    • Except that we can cut plant life into little pieces, plant life can’t even wield the battle axe.
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    • Except we double cross them and put our bodies in caskets where they can't reach us
      inibba_ 13 apr
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    • Technically yes
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    • Too bad we invented a defense: coffins
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    • That's why we eat their fruits so we can fertakize their soil and give them reproductive success by taking the fruit with us and discarding the seed(s) else where
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    • Foodporn is my life and now yours
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    • If they are they’re doing a shitty job since we kill them at a faster rate than we kill each other
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    • How are they gonna consume us if we’re in a box, 6 feet under the ground?
      eagles295 12 apr
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    • *human fucking eats a potato's brother* potato: payback is inevitable
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    • I like this it makes me feel like I have a purpose !
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    • How many of those plants have you been smoking
      Smebge 12 apr
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    • This is from Tree of Life. A terrible movie. BUT! Some of it was filmed in my hometown. My cousin played Brad Pitt’s character’s younger self in a flashback. My mom was one of the extras on the final scene.
      Cronloya 12 apr
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    • It's almost like there's this big complicated cycle that governs life..... maybe like a life cycle
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    • Android 17 qoute: "Take care of wildlife or become the fertilizer that feeds them"
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    • It’s a mutual relationship. We eat them and provide them with co2 while they provide us with oxygen and feed on our corpses
      Budder398 12 apr
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    • Don't let shamalanlan see this.
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    • We need to send our coffins into space. Don't let the plants win
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    • Woah i just looked at life differently
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    • They're playing the long game
      ChurchBoy 18 apr
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    • That...makes a little too much sense
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    • We don’t decompose properly actually. Every time we die the dirt around where we die can’t grow plants because we literally don’t give off anything nutritional for plants to grow.
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    • Shut up vegan
      LilNova 17 apr
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    • Stop that
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    • Mmmmmm me no like
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    • Na, they just want to see the world burn
      grimgj 16 apr
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    • Why do that when they can restrict our oxygen and make us decompose at a much faster rate
      Zervis 16 apr
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    • oxygen actually slowly kills us
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    • Never seen a tree cut up a human. I’ll watch though if you have a link.
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    • Im way too high what did u just do 2 me
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    • This is a stupid post, interesting but stupid
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    • The elders knew this all along, they came up with deforestation to protect...not them selves...but us
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    • WE MUST ELIMINATE
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    • Viking burial
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    • Cremation niggas: *burn sound* ..... plants: am i a joke to you
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