Math teacher: Today we will study probabilities
The kid with the gambling issues:
The_Fortunate_Son The_Fortunate_Son
24 nov 2020
Math teacher: Today we will study probabilities The kid with the gambling issues:
When you eat your entire inventory so you can get a tiny ounce of HP back in order to fight:
When you eat your entire inventory so you can get a tiny ounce of HP back in order to fight:
Redditors watching Big Hero 6 for the first time
WHERE
ARE THEY?!
Redditors watching Big Hero 6 for the first time WHERE ARE THEY?!
likeafieldmouse-deactivated2015
sneauxflake
getting ready to joust at hole depot
sneauxflake
home depot* jesus christ
THE HOLE DEPOT
havesomefaithinme
Black Friday shopping
likeafieldmouse-deactivated2015 sneauxflake getting ready to joust at hole depot sneauxflake home depot* jesus christ THE HOLE DEPOT havesomefaithinme Black Friday shopping
Mom Metal is just a phase, honey.
You will grow out of it..."
Me :(80 years later.
1776ulfhethnar 1776ulfhethnar
18 dec 2020
Mom Metal is just a phase, honey. You will grow out of it..." Me :(80 years later.
Me: can you spell orange grader: The fruit or the colour?
Me and the kid:
Me: can you spell orange grader: The fruit or the colour? Me and the kid:
Alternative girls and their nerdy gamer boyfriends
QueenSunflower QueenSunflower
5 dec 2020
Alternative girls and their nerdy gamer boyfriends
Who supplies the laughter and
fuckery around here
Memithatsiwhot
Who supplies the laughter and fuckery around here Memithatsiwhot
spudnikk spudnikk
23 sep 2020
My dog Jack, who isn't afraid of the vet, large wildlife; busy, streets, or, anything that can actually harm him
LO
Ask not for whom
the dog barks.
It barks for thee.
jenjeninator jenjeninator
23 sep 2020
LO Ask not for whom the dog barks. It barks for thee.
10 year old me coming out of
the fitting room so my mom could see how the shirt fit
La_Chula La_Chula
24 nov 2020
10 year old me coming out of the fitting room so my mom could see how the shirt fit
AUTOPILOT
ENGAGED
Uh look! It says 'Autopilot Engaged'!
Good for him. I'm glad he found someone.
Larry_8 Larry_8
23 sep 2020
AUTOPILOT ENGAGED Uh look! It says 'Autopilot Engaged'! Good for him. I'm glad he found someone.
When your future grandkids start complaining about their day and you hit them with another 2020 story
When your future grandkids start complaining about their day and you hit them with another 2020 story
About to watch some Netflix
About to watch some Netflix
When the waitress calls your man
"babe" and you 'bout to get banned from Chili's.
lettuceServerlife lettuceServerlife
22 sep 2020
When the waitress calls your man "babe" and you 'bout to get banned from Chili's.
Some dogs have all the luck.
plush_zucctheberg plush_zucctheberg
29 oct 2020
Some dogs have all the luck.
When I'm in a Zoom meeting and I hear someone's cat meow
I would like to see the baby.
JmoneyWitDaHoneys JmoneyWitDaHoneys
25 sep 2020
When I'm in a Zoom meeting and I hear someone's cat meow I would like to see the baby.
Me: (high making jello)
Instructions: now chill in the fridge for 4 hours.
Me: @Kioniafool
if
wtf_no wtf_no
27 oct 2020
Me: (high making jello) Instructions: now chill in the fridge for 4 hours. Me: @Kioniafool if
Je_Suis_Bruh_Momento Je_Suis_Bruh_Momento
26 sep 2020
Palpatine's Empire v * @EmpirePalpatine Happy 69th birthday to @HamillHimself! What's your favourite Luke Skywalker moment?