Math teacher: Today we will study probabilities
The kid with the gambling issues:
The_Fortunate_Son The_Fortunate_Son
24 nov 2020
Math teacher: Today we will study probabilities The kid with the gambling issues:
ACCT Philly @
@ACCTPhilly
Poor Lasagna was abandoned in a dog crate at a whopping 29.5lbs this chonky cat would love someone who can help her lose the #quarantine15 and become a healthy and happy cat
AM - Sep 23, 2020
16.8K people are Tweeting ab...
DregsOfSociety DregsOfSociety
29 sep 2020
ACCT Philly @ @ACCTPhilly Poor Lasagna was abandoned in a dog crate at a whopping 29.5lbs this chonky cat would love someone who can help her lose the #quarantine15 and become a healthy and happy cat AM - Sep 23, 2020 16.8K people are Tweeting ab...
Remember, in Am Legend, the sickness didn't make the zombies.
The vaccination did.
DDRD DDRD
13 dec 2020
Remember, in Am Legend, the sickness didn't make the zombies. The vaccination did.
What game left you like this?
Extra points if you explain why in detail
THEPSMER
What game left you like this? Extra points if you explain why in detail THEPSMER
THAT HOT SALT, AND PEPPER A ARE THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN
DOG FOOD AND AN EDIBLE MEAL
random_military_stuff random_military_stuff
25 sep 2020
THAT HOT SALT, AND PEPPER A ARE THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DOG FOOD AND AN EDIBLE MEAL
DON'T WORRY ABOUT BIDEN COMING TO TAKE YOUR GUNS
JUST GIVE HIM YOUR LEAF BLOWER HE WON'T KNOW THE DIFFERENCE
tankcollar1 tankcollar1
5 feb
DON'T WORRY ABOUT BIDEN COMING TO TAKE YOUR GUNS JUST GIVE HIM YOUR LEAF BLOWER HE WON'T KNOW THE DIFFERENCE
when you're in sensory overload and too many people try talking to you at once
Scorpion7YT Scorpion7YT
30 mar
when you're in sensory overload and too many people try talking to you at once
Middle Triassic Dog Thing Render - Middle Triassic Dog Thing Render
Thinking_Of_Name Thinking_Of_Name
23 sep 2020
Middle Triassic Dog Thing Render - Middle Triassic Dog Thing Render
MAY HOLD YOU? -ONLY IF YOU'RE PATIENT
\ ENOUGH.
wawd
@wawawiwacomics wiwa
johnb520 johnb520
24 sep 2020
MAY HOLD YOU? -ONLY IF YOU'RE PATIENT \ ENOUGH. wawd @wawawiwacomics wiwa
NEW TEST FOR SENIORS DRIVERS'
LICENSE RENEWAL...
lap
singleWarthunder singleWarthunder
23 jun
NEW TEST FOR SENIORS DRIVERS' LICENSE RENEWAL... lap
Director - Give me an expression that says "I just ate your butterfly collection, and I have 7 scented erasers in my butthole."
Willem Dafoe -
Director - Give me an expression that says "I just ate your butterfly collection, and I have 7 scented erasers in my butthole." Willem Dafoe -
The wise man poops on company time
The foolish man waits until his break
kittle kittle
29d
The wise man poops on company time The foolish man waits until his break
dankestIdogmemes dankestIdogmemes
25 aug 2020
My dramatic dog after we didn't share any of our dinner with her See
sarah schauer
@SJSchauer
When I see cat:
When the cat approaches me:
RetiredWaterNinja RetiredWaterNinja
21 sep 2020
sarah schauer @SJSchauer When I see cat: When the cat approaches me:
8 yfo me waking my mom up be I shit he bed al am
AdviceTaco AdviceTaco
26 apr
8 yfo me waking my mom up be I shit he bed al am
me admiring my little booty in the mirror after doing one whole squat
That's my peach.
memesarelife69420 memesarelife69420
1 oct 2020
me admiring my little booty in the mirror after doing one whole squat That's my peach.
When you go to the store to buy chocolate milk, head home, and realize the bagger forgot to put it in your bag
Where in the fuckery is my CHOCOLATE
MILK
JSpooksmemes JSpooksmemes
25 sep 2020
When you go to the store to buy chocolate milk, head home, and realize the bagger forgot to put it in your bag Where in the fuckery is my CHOCOLATE MILK
When you throw out the packaging of a microwave dinner and immediately forget how long to microwave it for
The sacred texts!
TyLord16 TyLord16
28 sep 2020
When you throw out the packaging of a microwave dinner and immediately forget how long to microwave it for The sacred texts!
me: wants dog
me: gets dog
me and dog:
Samy Samy
25 sep 2020
me: wants dog me: gets dog me and dog:
IF YOU MURDER SOMEONE BURY THE VICTIM
6-10 FEET UNDERNEATH DEAD
BODY. SNIFFING HOUNDS WILL DIG UP THE DEAD DOG AND POLICE WILL THINK IT'S A FALSE POSITIVE
whosuperlockedyou:
tumbiedore-:
the-wolfbats:
HOW DO YOU KNOW THIS
I'm more concerned with the fact that I'm taking murdering advice from a duck.
whatthefvckjay whatthefvckjay
21 sep 2020
IF YOU MURDER SOMEONE BURY THE VICTIM 6-10 FEET UNDERNEATH DEAD BODY. SNIFFING HOUNDS WILL DIG UP THE DEAD DOG AND POLICE WILL THINK IT'S A FALSE POSITIVE whosuperlockedyou: tumbiedore-: the-wolfbats: HOW DO YOU KNOW THIS I'm more concerned with the fact that I'm taking murdering advice from a duck.