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      • If you feel shame after masturbating, then you are unsatisfied with your life and you subconsciously touch yourself to feel instant pleasure instead of working towards your own goals
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        • “Sir what are you doing” “I’m am trying to bust a mcnut”
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            • You’re only ashamed if your a huge pussy. It’s your house. You are in the privacy of your own home. Nobody cares if you have a fucking nut inside your house. And if they do then they probably scream “BUT MUH HOLEY BUUK” whenever someone disagrees with them.
              TripleK 24 jan
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              • Remember when people fucked McChickens I do
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                • Try masturbating WITH McDonalds
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                  • Who else remembers that dude that used a mcchicken as a pocket pussy on twitter
                    I0n3W0lf 23 jan
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                    • Yall remembee the dude that fucked a mcchicken?
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                      • No one ought to feel ashamed for doing something completely normal and healthy that almost everyone does! Makes me sad. 😢
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                        • I jerked off in a McDonald’s, not my proudest fap
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                            • Thanks for the bad advice. I'm no longer allowed in that McDonald's......or any other one!
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                              • I'm beating my meat as we speak
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                                  • And pull a Spider-Man, it’s where you get cum on your hands and sling it in a public restroom
                                    KeltonKey 24 jan
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                                    • If you can’t walk away from a nut feeling great and relaxed, then you need to sort your shit out, and maybe add some more TLC to your private time
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                                      • Where else would you masturbate ?
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                                        • I’ve made it a goal to masturbate at every job I have. So far I’m flawless
                                          Mavatar98 24 jan
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                                          • And so a new challenge emerges: “McDonald’s masturbation challenge”
                                            umurid 24 jan
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                                            • Any of y'all remember the greentext of the guy who beat off in a McDonald's bathroom and stuck straws in his urethra?
                                              ChonkConk 24 jan
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                                              • I never feel ashamed. Just content. Sure I didn’t cum in a pussy or ass or mouth. But I also don’t have to deal with drama. I’m 100% okay with jacking my fat cock. Every night like a 13 year old.
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                                                • Try masterbating while in a McDonalds while eating McDonalds .... it's so crazy that you'll kill your self afterwards
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                                                  • Terrible advice. I was arrested only 20 seconds after I climbed onto the counter
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                                                    • If you feel shame, you’re not doing it right.
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                                                      • I masturbated in a chickfila on a road trip when i was 15
                                                        mSpiffy 23 jan
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                                                        • I’m never ashamed after beating my dick?? What kinda “you’re going to hell if you do that” mom is this... 🙄it’s a naughty massage. It’s healthy. Fun. Releases frustrations in a non harmful way.
                                                          kkhhlljj 23 jan
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                                                          • Obviously this person wasn't on the internet during the whole McChicken fiasco
                                                            xSicariix 23 jan
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                                                              • If you masturbate in a Walmart you'll have a Walnutt. If you jack off in a McDonalds, you'll have a mcnutt.
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                                                                • Fuck a McChicken in the bathroom to get the nickname McChicken for ur high school life😂
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                                                                  • I don’t care what you say, both are fucking awesome
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                                                                    • No, because I never want McDonalds. It fucking sucks.
                                                                      Spectral 23 jan
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                                                                        • Wtf are you eating at McDonald's to makes your hands sticky
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                                                                          • The Big Fap before the Big Mac value meal. Sounds like something that can be handled.
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                                                                              • Try masterbating with a McDonalds chicken sandwich.
                                                                                Crumbeard 23 jan
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                                                                                • Try doing anal in their stalls. Different experience
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                                                                                  • I want to try to masturbate in a public place but I can't do it
                                                                                    Rheol 23 jan
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                                                                                    • Because pemdas or some shit
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                                                                                        • I used to masturbate to hentai in the mcdonalds bathroom using their wifi and my nintendo ds.
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                                                                                          • I need to run some tests
                                                                                            Rugby939 23 jan
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                                                                                            • Do women feel guilty after self pleasure or is it just us bros?
                                                                                              Innuendo 23 jan
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                                                                                              • Or just make sure your hands dont get cum on them because thats gay
                                                                                                DontSub 23 jan
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                                                                                                  • McDonalds is Bad, change my mind
                                                                                                    Ceaches 23 jan
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                                                                                                    • Masturbation feels good and all but have you ever had water
                                                                                                      Industry 23 jan
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                                                                                                      • Except I don’t get ashamed from either
                                                                                                        iRaditz 23 jan
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                                                                                                        • Jools 23 jan
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                                                                                                          • Y’all remember that mcchicken video. I do.
                                                                                                            itsurrboi 29 jan
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                                                                                                            • Why bother being ashamed?
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                                                                                                              • Why tf would you feel ashamed for beating your meat. Unless its like to your grandma when we was 20 then yeah I could understand that
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                                                                                                                • McDonalds sweet and sour sauce makes for good beating off lube
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                                                                                                                  • Maybe i'm a sociopath but why would I feel guilty
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                                                                                                                    • Amazing Videogame cosplay asses daily
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                                                                                                                      • I used to work at a McDonald’s and an elderly man died in the bathroom on the toilet
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                                                                                                                          • What's with all the masturbation
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                                                                                                                            • Have you ever tried masturbating WITH McDonalds food??
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                                                                                                                              • The McChicken if know what I mean ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
                                                                                                                                Hoyminoy 24 jan
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                                                                                                                                • I fucking work there... please dont
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                                                                                                                                  • That great and all but have u rubbed one out in class while wearing baggy sweat pant a long baggy jacket while one of ur hot class mate is bending over the table in front of u talking to her friend
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                                                                                                                                    • Ever have a moment where the post nut depression kicks in because your dopamine spiked then plummets
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                                                                                                                                        • mcdonald’s is a lot like married sex. fast not very good and kinda gross but satisfying
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                                                                                                                                          • I once masterbated in a McDonald’s while eating Burger King and now it’s the only way I can get off
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                                                                                                                                            • Try master bating with McDonald’s
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                                                                                                                                              • What kind of McDonald’s food leaves you with soggy paper and sticky hands???
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                                                                                                                                                • Hands up to the men who use nothing but their hands. Dry rub that shit like baby back ribs
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                                                                                                                                                  • Don’t do that just subscribe to Pewdiepie instead 👊🏻😃
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                                                                                                                                                      • Masturbate with a McDonald's burger
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                                                                                                                                                        • I'm never ashamed of busted nuts
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                                                                                                                                                          • Not ashamed 🖐
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                                                                                                                                                            • I literally hate McDonald’s but I’m always in the mood for sex or to masturbate. I’m all into new locations but I’m favorite is in a car at night in a discreet place. Something about the open sky and stars is just so beautiful
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                                                                                                                                                              • Do you wanna phuccin beese churger?
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                                                                                                                                                                • I don’t feel ashamed when I beat it.
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                                                                                                                                                                  • The only people who feel ashamed after masterbating are religious teens
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                                                                                                                                                                        • McChicken please
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                                                                                                                                                                          • You know, I was once ashamed when I masturbated, then I learned it was a natural human need. It took a while to unlesrn what religion had shoved down my throat as a kid, but now I feel no shame at all around it.
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                                                                                                                                                                              • I don’t get how someone can have options to eat anywhere with a ton of money and a ton of time and still eat McDonald’s
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                                                                                                                                                                                • The most fondest memory of my sad life is buying and eating 25 mc chickens while watching Brooklyn 99 in 1 sitting.
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                                                                                                                                                                                  • Idk man, I go for round 2 always.
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                                                                                                                                                                                      • Anyone else NOT feel ashamed after masturbating?
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                                                                                                                                                                                        • I couldn’t be more serious when I say I’ve actually masturbated in a McDonald’s while I was in Florida and a super old guy walked into the stall and was abt to close the door before he noticed me and said “oh my I do beg your pardon”
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                                                                                                                                                                                          • I didnt want to keep reading after the first line
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                                                                                                                                                                                            • Never once have I felt ashamed after masturbating
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                                                                                                                                                                                              • For all the people saying it’s healthy and normal and don’t understand why you feel ashamed. Quick lesson. Masturbation is frowned upon because it objectifies whatever you are doing. You’re probably thinking of a girl or guy and only for that purpose of sex. More religious view sex is great and
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                                                                                                                                                                                                • Can't relate, i never want mcshits
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                                                                                                                                                                                                  • Why separate them? Fuck a Mcchicken
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                                                                                                                                                                                                    • your ego is to big if masturbating makes you feel ashamed
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                                                                                                                                                                                                      • Can’t even begin to imagine what kind of shit happened in that persons life for him to reach that point
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                                                                                                                                                                                                        • Just don't do it inside the Play place
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                                                                                                                                                                                                          • the negatives would cancel out. you’d feel like a god after masturbating in mcdonald’s
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