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    • I’m sick of these double standards. Of a girl fucks more than 10 guys she’s a whore but when I do it all of a sudden I’m gay
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    • Good thing we're not fucking locks and keys... Like seriously if you have a problem with how many partners you boyfriend/girlfriend has had then break up? And before you say it because I know it's coming, I have had 4 sexual partners and if that's too much for you then that sucks cause I don't care.
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    • So I noon a baby and I'm a fucking murderer, but when women noon babies they are strong and Independent women who didn't take plan b.
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    • Who gives a fuck it’s just a meme lol
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    • A slut is someone who is only looking for sex in a relationship. They can be male or female
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    • Instrucciones not clear. Dick stuck in lock.
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    • Wtf double standard is this?!
      AngieWong 10 sep
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    • You’re both sluts, why not just wait to do it with the one you love
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    • I found out a girl who liked me had 15 sexual partners at 20 years old. It was a turn off for me because someone who averages 5 partners per year probably isn't looking for anything long term
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    • What guy that fucks around is cool. We see a guy bragging about fucking around and we call him a fuck boy. Sleeping around isn’t cool
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    • Guy = stud, girl= whore. It is easy for a fat, ugly, poor girl to be a whore and sleep with a lot of guys. There are no fat, ugly, poor guys that have sex with alot of girls. It is easy to be a whore it is difficult to be a stud. That is the difference.
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    • Both sexes have double standards. Each should milk the hell out of them and get over it. We're biologically and socially different in the society our ancestors created. If you dont like it make a change.
      PepePhD 10 sep
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    • It’s hard for a man to be a stud but Easy for a women to be a slut
      jcrsipy 10 sep
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    • Nah you're both sluts.
      RedWolf21 10 sep
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    • Elisha Cuthbert is fucking hot
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    • Wow these comments are ruthless
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    • i say if a guy has a lotta sex hes an asshole and if a chick has a lotta sex shes a whore thats just the way it is, dont have a lotta sex any of you
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    • Because it’s a lot harder to get a girl to sleep with you.
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    • Girls just have to show their tits and someone would fuck her. Guys actually have to try
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    • Guys can be sluts too. Everyone needs to stop whoring around.
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    • That’s not true, most guys don’t consider him a “fucking legend” you’d be surprised at how many guys value good relationships.
      Yamumgay 11 sep
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    • The reason why women get shamed for fucking too many dudes is because it's easy for them. And for a dude it's a challenge that's why one gets credit the other gets shame. Imagine if a grown man bragged about beating up children, something that is easy but definitely wrong. Same shit
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    • This is just dumb. Men aren't keys, we don't unlock anything. Women aren't locks. The metaphor here is just to justify being a shitty human. Women can do what they want. The only time you should care about their sexual history is if youre gonna have sex with em and are concerned about stds
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    • Let’s just get rid of all double standards, including this one
      tsawsum 10 sep
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    • how about this: men should keep their dicks in their pants and women should keep their legs closed. deal?
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    • On a biological point of view this is true because men evolved to fuck whatever they can get their hands on while women evolved to be more picky in who they have sex with. This is because women have a higher risk when it comes to giving birth, while men just lose a couple calories and 20 minutes 1/2
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    • Look at all these offended whores lol
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    • Essentially girls can have sex with any guy they want, almost every guy is willing. This is not true the other way around. It is a biological fact. It is the reason we are no longer chimpanzees. Women are selective of their sexual mates. Female chimps are not.
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    • The reason it's impressive when a man does it is because it takes snoon for a man to convince a woman to bed. You know what it takes for a woman to take a man to bed? Tiddies and goob
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    • If a woman has sex with many partners she’s a slut. If a man has sex with many partners then he’s also a slut. Double standards here lol. I’m not surprised though this is IFunny after all.
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    • This is exactly why women turned against us cause we used to have this stupid mentality.
      Poptato 10 sep
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    • Man this meme is pretty shitty
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    • As long as they don't cheat, I don't really care. Live your own life, just don't be an asshole
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    • This is true because women are guardians of the human race. They select the quality of our offspring, literally. Men are responsible for quantity, women for quality. That's the genetic code.
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    • I think people should stay in committed relationships.
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    • I understand the double standard because yea it is easier for a woman to be a slut than a guy to be a stud but still who the fuck wants to be with someone with such a high body count
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    • Its just the law of supply and demand. High demand of poon, low supply. Whoever gets a lot is considered to have high value. Low demand for dicks, high supply. Not desirable to get a lot
      sushinchu 10 sep
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    • I've never heard a guy brag about sleeping with a ton of women without getting immediatly shit on
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    • Such a predictable comment section we have here
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    • Ew 🤢 sex with multiple partners
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    • Nonsense my brothers and sisters! If a man has endless sex with different women, they are no master key, they are just broken keys that fit into different locks but yet cant open it. If a women has endless sex with different men, they are broken locks that never unlock no matter how many keys enters
      C_S1533 12 sep
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    • While this is funny, it is a double standard that needs to be addressed. True men abstain from premarital sex.
      realbro69 10 sep
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    • Because it’s meant to be a privilege girls grant guys or something
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    • Guys fuck who they can. Girls fuck who they want
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    • It’s easy to be a slut but it’s hard to be a stud. Still a stupid double standard if you ask me.
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    • That's a retarded analogy. There's no good argument for it. People are just retard. And if you think both are bad you are also retard. Nothing wrong with having sex with multiple people
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    • I'm not looking for women who are virgins, to be completely honest I'd expect them to have had a sexual partner in the past. I just don't want my girlfriend an uncommitted sleaze bag.
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    • I love sluts. Not for relationships, I just love fucking them.
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    • That’s cool and all but the more women you fuck, the more wary the real ones gonna be of your ass. Personally I don’t think well of dudes with 10+ girls under their belt at the age of 21+. Y’all usually are the ones who end up catching STDs anyways. not all of you are fuckboys, but all of the ones
      SupergirI 10 sep
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    • If a pencil sharpener sharpens many pencils, then it’s a good sharpener. But a pencil that gets sharpened by many sharpeners become more and more useless. You can come up with analogies both ways
      sammyboyy 10 sep
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    • Is it a double standard? Sure, but its based in something real. It's comically simple for women of any size or shape to find sex. I swear to God every time my gf goes to the gas station to get a drink she gets hit on by some creep. She could bring a different dick home every day...
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    • So lock smiths are rapists
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    • Imagine sleeping around with over a dozen guys before you’re 20 and thinking you deserve a man to respect and cherish you. Hoe the only thing cherishing you is the mofo planned parenthood, you nasty bitch.
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    • That’s just how it is. Get tf over it. Only dudes with game fuck, it’s easy for a girl to fuck almost anyone she wants.
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    • so we going back to 2012 memes
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    • There’s a lot of men that are whores too
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    • Return to monke no more whore, only monke
      painnnn 11 sep
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    • I dont have a problem with chicks having a lot of different partners but can we all agree girls have a much easier time getting to a certain number than guys do?
      mattl_39 10 sep
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    • Lol imagine losing your virginity, couldn't be me
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    • It's because men & women have been taught for thousands of years that men chase women. It would be like a hunter having a lot of ducks vs a duck being mounted on alot of walls.
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    • How about you don’t compare people to objects? And why do you care if someone wants to have a lot of sex? It’s none of your business.
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    • The thing is that women do it in relationships
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    • Should you assume that women that bang alot of dudes are easy sluts with issues? Maybe not. Is it true? Most likely
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    • Did you guys know that women give birth to whole ass babies and it doesn’t stretch them out? Why would your dick do anything then?
      KaiJin 10 sep
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    • By no means do I defend promiscuity but the reason that men are praised while women are shamed is that women have a far easier time getting laid compared to men
      Karkand 11 sep
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    • What if the key is only opening broken locks
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    • Now onto domestic violence, why is it when a man hits a female in self defense he goes to jail. when a female sexually harasses, or assaults a man it’s just a joke, or she’s a girl with no further repercussions?
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    • I’m seeing a lot of women and guys saying that is a double standard and that may be true but either way I meme is still true.For an example it’s a double standard to say men can not hit women But women can hit men, It may be a double standard but it is true
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    • That would be because women have to try about 1/8 as hard to get some. You can literally just walk into a bar and say “anyone wanna fuck?” And someone’s gonna say yes
      GrayDown 12 sep
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    • Confushus say🎵 ching pong dong doooooooooooooo!!!!! Ding Chong ding bong juuuuuuuuuuueeeeeewwwwww!!!
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    • This was good the first three times. Now it’s obnoxious. And nah nigga it makes you both equally capable of getting aids and HIV
      De_gato 10 sep
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    • A guy can wow and woo a single girl and she'll friend zone him. A guy gets sex it's required then he accomplished the hard to reach goal of obtaining affection, getting it from multiple girls makes you a phenomenon
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    • Wow this is even less funny than the first 17 times I saw it 6 years ago
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    • Because, in general, women have higher standards for deciding to sleep with someone, because subconsciously they know they may be carrying his children as a result. Biologically, a man's goal with sex is to impregnate as many women as possible to pass on his genes. This results in modern day social
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    • Y'all think an ugly woman can sleep with a bunch of guys, you're delusional. Men are just as picky as women. As a fat, average looking woman I can confirm that what you're saying isn't true at all.
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    • Yall both whores
      GLoomis 10 sep
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    • Honestly bros...that’s kinda dum. There both sluts. That’s all there is too it. I have a bro who just fucks girls on tinder every week. He straight forward about it and they are too. Respectful shit I guess. But I call him a hoe cause he is...a hoe. Love him but he’s a hoe 😭.
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    • So basically... guys can fuck as many people as they want, but girls can only fuck one person and no more? Hm...
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    • I've slept with hoes that were with like 20 idc. No one should care. We're just here to kick it and have fun man * passes blunt *
      bandildo 10 sep
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    • Just fuck whoever and how many ever people you want. With consent.
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    • Because it takes little to no effort for a woman to get laid but its challenging for an average guy and near impossible to impossible for a below average guy
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    • We aren’t locks and keys, and having a lot of sexual partners hurts no one. There is a clear double standard here.
      lwpack 13 sep
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    • U guys act like there aren't consenting adults that have sex and aren't cheating on someone in the process. Sex isn't a bad thing u fuckin children.
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    • Goes both ways. Both genders should be able to have a partner that hasn’t been passed around like a sex doll in a frat house
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    • Once y'all get older... numbers don't matter and honestly, I've never wanted to hear about them. I just think it's our first time, and that's what matters
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    • I know we call them a legend but I dont think we really like when our boys are man whores
      Fishfoods 10 sep
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    • Oh my god shut the fuck up
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    • Why are we pretending men and women are the same? Yes we have odd occurrences where women fit the men stereotype but it’s not majorities and vice versa
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    • People really think ugly girls are pulling dick 😂 if the girl is easy, the guy is also easy. If the man is hard to get, I can assure you he’s looking for a woman of quality who is also hard to get. These “whores”are taking it from men who will stick their dick in anything, making them both whores
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    • Except dicks aren’t keys and vaginas aren’t locks.
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    • After all of you leave middle school and high school you’ll notice no one cares any more. Get over it
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    • Double standards :(
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    • These fake features suck
      moo_moos 10 sep
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    • Learning in my anthropology class in university that the more sexually available sex is supposed to compete for the less sexually available. Women need 9 months plus years to raise a child, men can Kum&Go. Men are meant to compete over women. Not saying thats how society should be just how (1/2)
      gothtidd 11 sep
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    • Girl Next door!
      jaystrong 11 sep
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    • Slut Dragon! Slut! *Cracks Whip* Slut!
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    • But only those who do not have premarital or extra-marital sex have the key to Heaven.
      Numbuh_2 10 sep
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    • I love whores
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