Mary Margaret: *churns butter real slow with her ankles out*
Jebadiah:
Mar
shadey12 shadey12
30 nov 2020
Mary Margaret: *churns butter real slow with her ankles out* Jebadiah: Mar
Lily at makes me want to start a family plan
Saitamasaitama Saitamasaitama
14 sep 2020
Lily at makes me want to start a family plan
KingGoku KingGoku
23 sep 2020
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braving MY SENSE OF HUMOR IS BROKEN IM CRYING Le hoemework WHEN THE DOG GRABBED THE SNAKE TONGUE
Futurist Futurist
23 sep 2020
Athiests when they Realize there listening to Rap God And Not Rap Science
I think I watched the wrong star wars movie
IT'S WAY BETTER THAN THE REAL ONE
Voracious_Beaver Voracious_Beaver
3 mar
I think I watched the wrong star wars movie IT'S WAY BETTER THAN THE REAL ONE
Uncle Sam: How patriotic are you?
Me:
LankanPork LankanPork
15 oct 2020
Uncle Sam: How patriotic are you? Me:
anyone: oh my god you're so cutel!!!
me immediately:
MichealRose MichealRose
3 aug 2020
anyone: oh my god you're so cutel!!! me immediately:
Every Canadian mom's favourite singer, Michael Buble, was recently spotted at Disneyland having absolutely zero clue what to do with corn on the cob.
burzteed
Ho looks so lost, someone help him
It's tke... He Anows, on some tovel, that this isn't the way it's done.
LiegeAnon LiegeAnon
24 sep 2020
Every Canadian mom's favourite singer, Michael Buble, was recently spotted at Disneyland having absolutely zero clue what to do with corn on the cob. burzteed Ho looks so lost, someone help him It's tke... He Anows, on some tovel, that this isn't the way it's done.
Shag owns 17 auntie Anne's Pretzel Shops,
40 24-Hour Fitness clubs, 155 Five Guys restaurants and 150 Car washes
Arthur_Morgan__ Arthur_Morgan__
27 may
Shag owns 17 auntie Anne's Pretzel Shops, 40 24-Hour Fitness clubs, 155 Five Guys restaurants and 150 Car washes
when you pull her panties down and smell the hand soap in your bathroom
when you pull her panties down and smell the hand soap in your bathroom
this mf deserve nothing but happiness
this mf deserve nothing but happiness
when mom said quit making that face or it'll stay that way but you didn't listen
this_app_blows this_app_blows
3 nov 2020
when mom said quit making that face or it'll stay that way but you didn't listen
my girlfriend's tattoo of her cat in a shark costume and her actual cat in a shark costume
Auw Pics & Gifs
Tabby Tabby
25 mar
my girlfriend's tattoo of her cat in a shark costume and her actual cat in a shark costume Auw Pics & Gifs
Oh my god is this a cat or a sheep?
shat
beanstalkofsins
Dont call it that please
A shitten.
RufustheStufus RufustheStufus
22 sep 2020
Oh my god is this a cat or a sheep? shat beanstalkofsins Dont call it that please A shitten.
OMG! Those are big ass spiders!!!
WY \
cringyDanksnickers cringyDanksnickers
14 apr
OMG! Those are big ass spiders!!! WY \
candyasmus candyasmus
28 sep 2020
Me: There's only one thing about halloween that scares me My crush: which is? Me: exactly
re all going to BURN! We're all going to DIE!
You don't know what you're doing! _
Darth Maul was not The Impostor.
1 Imposter Remains.
re all going to BURN! We're all going to DIE! You don't know what you're doing! _ Darth Maul was not The Impostor. 1 Imposter Remains.
When you see the trainer walk in with a camera crew & a prostitute
UnderUrBed UnderUrBed
5d
When you see the trainer walk in with a camera crew & a prostitute
people who eat potato salad:
Kiwibob Kiwibob
9 apr
people who eat potato salad:
cat
I'm
101
[visible confusion]
Lechery Lechery
29 sep 2020
cat I'm 101 [visible confusion]
Caveman: *Eats a poisonous mushroom and dies*
Other caveman:
it
My ab vt
fragmentofme fragmentofme
7 jan 2021
Caveman: *Eats a poisonous mushroom and dies* Other caveman: it My ab vt