When yo you meat in and the middle someone of beating yo meat and someone opens the
door.
RamiroGarcia0 RamiroGarcia0
24 sep 2020
When yo you meat in and the middle someone of beating yo meat and someone opens the door.
Math teacher: Today we will study probabilities
The kid with the gambling issues:
The_Fortunate_Son The_Fortunate_Son
24 nov 2020
Math teacher: Today we will study probabilities The kid with the gambling issues:
My big toe after putting on a ripped sock:
TrenDerX472 TrenDerX472
13 mar
My big toe after putting on a ripped sock:
Boss: Why are you late?
Me: Someone told me to go to hell. I couldn't find it
at first but I'm here now.
vistavie vistavie
15 apr
Boss: Why are you late? Me: Someone told me to go to hell. I couldn't find it at first but I'm here now.
joemamama joemamama
15 sep 2020
y dog saw a squirrel when my back as turned...
When you're playing with a sniper and you need to aim on the head of the enemy from 900m distance
if
When you're playing with a sniper and you need to aim on the head of the enemy from 900m distance if
Stay Back to the Futmse mashups by Thinty
UrkelBot UrkelBot
1 may
Stay Back to the Futmse mashups by Thinty
Me to my overprotective parents every time I leave the house and come back
As youtcan see, I am dead
SlanderAndCalumny SlanderAndCalumny
25 nov 2020
Me to my overprotective parents every time I leave the house and come back As youtcan see, I am dead
JUST IN:
Multiple actresses accuse Keanu Reeves of extremely appropriate behavior.
JUST IN: Multiple actresses accuse Keanu Reeves of extremely appropriate behavior.
Nobody:
The boys bathroom
Your hotdog match for my bratwurst
XKENZIEXx XKENZIEXx
17 mar
Nobody: The boys bathroom Your hotdog match for my bratwurst
oh, you're a true "country music lover" who is this?
pudgle pudgle
4 dec 2020
oh, you're a true "country music lover" who is this?
When you go to sleep at and wake up at
ck
SS
When am I?
When you go to sleep at and wake up at ck SS When am I?
4 Exercises That'll Make Your
Vagina So Tight It Becomes a
Dick Guillotine
Living - Aug 7, 2018 By: Rachel Van Nes
4 Exercises That'll Make Your Vagina So Tight It Becomes a Dick Guillotine Living - Aug 7, 2018 By: Rachel Van Nes
__swoop__ __swoop__
21 sep 2020
Found my husband sleeping with our foster kitty nursing his lip
did you sleep well? me:
did you sleep well? me:
The only gamer who would be alive
when Rockstar finally rel GTA when Rockstar finally release GIA
Dastan Dastan
15 mar
The only gamer who would be alive when Rockstar finally rel GTA when Rockstar finally release GIA
me pausing my music to see if my mum is really calling me or if it's just the song
Gilberto Gilberto
13 mar
me pausing my music to see if my mum is really calling me or if it's just the song
Tupperware after you put spaghetti in it .
rabinator rabinator
4 dec 2020
Tupperware after you put spaghetti in it .
Internet: Omg I cant believe Billie
Eilish let a spider into her mouth.
Mary Jane:
loser_ty13 loser_ty13
16 jun
Internet: Omg I cant believe Billie Eilish let a spider into her mouth. Mary Jane: