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    • Honestly communion wafers taste so mfing good if I could id get a bag and eat them like chips
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    • You mean Jeez-Its?
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    • Ahhh so this is the diabolical plot the Jews have to take over that everyone’s hyping up
      BlameGame 23 sep
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    • Its funny ngl
      SpyroSmax 23 sep
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    • $99 for a gold plastic cracker dispenser
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    • High capacity wafer magazines
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    • Agnostic here, what do those wafers taste like?
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    • The host is literally The body of Jesus Christ after consecration. The priest has to put it in your hand and you have to eat it unless it’s put in a container to bring to someone who is disabled. Many don’t believe that’s actually Jesus.
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    • I haven't been to church in a while due to covid, I need Jesus so badly. Also, untransubstatiated communion wafers taste amazing too.
      BrookIyn 23 sep
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    • The bread is supposed to be delivered directly into the mouth
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    • Jeezits
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    • i thought it was a bo- GUYS, HOLY WATER BONG.
      Jarted 23 sep
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    • Damn them priest really be doing same day delivery to Jesus
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    • who the fuck is gonna spend 100 dollars on a fucking communion gun
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    • Nilla wafers are the only wafers I need, sorry Jesus
      Shoreg 23 sep
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    • It works, I saw God
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    • HOSTS SOLD SEPARATELY
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    • wtf, a communion wafer is worth more than a penny?!? preposterous!
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    • Jesus wafers
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    • You all should try real communion. Get yourself some good wine, and some unleavened bread. It beats this modern communion by 10,000%
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    • Imagine choking on the bread and going to hell
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    • Communion with bread and gnoon juice > whatever tf a communion wafer is
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    • HOSTS SOLD SEPARATELY
      Saints123 23 sep
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    • You guys better be taking communion on the tongue
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    • “Are you ready to meet Jesus?”
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    • Full auto assault communion dispenser
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    • $99 what the fuck?
      Anuca 23 sep
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    • honestly better than recieving Eucharist on the hand
      SandersXL 23 sep
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    • Now for the wine gun that shoots little shots of communion wine
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    • What a fucking embarrassing user name.
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    • Mallard was this featured?
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    • dont forget to report and delete porn comics mallard my guy
      SandersXL 23 sep
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    • Angry atheists incoming
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    • This is despicable and would be a massive abuse. Communion on the hand is already cringe.
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    • Fucking communist
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    • I completely forgot about those disc shooter guns holy shit you just unlocked a section of my childhood
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    • So y’all don’t have those lil prepackaged cups with the wafer under the first layer?
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    • I can tell you from experience that those crackers don't taste like a body
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    • “Lol you died with the body of Christ inside you”
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    • Atheist here, do the wafers taste good?
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    • I thought that said Communist for a second and was hoping it was some weird firearm
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    • Il bring these to the black priest and record his reaction tell him to bless it
      CumCartel 23 sep
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    • Holy pez dispenser
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    • Those things were the best
      jscanielo 23 sep
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    • Thank you for deleting the gay guy's comment :)
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    • same
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    • I 100% believe in god. But I’m agnostic about everything else. I just don’t understand how we could possibly know what’s true and what’s not. And ever since I got the idea in my head I haven’t been able to believe it all can be true. But I believe in god’s love for us 100%. Am I going to hell?
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    • I thought it said communism dispenser. Got really confused.
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    • Hosts sold separately
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    • Star Trek phaser pistol toy from the '70s
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    • I’m glad I had the exact same train of thought
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    • Well you receive on your mouth by the priest no buy sharron and her fez dispenser
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    • I suppose it still works then
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    • Thought it was a bong
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    • Hang on I have to switch communication bread mags
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    • hi
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    • So you can game and eat without getting your hands dirty? Dope
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    • Its a wafer nigga
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    • Those toy guns one of the best firearm you could ask for as a kid.
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    • It’s useless because everyone has to touch it to get their wafer anyway
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    • Wow
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    • Those! The guns!
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    • That communion gnoon juice hits different when it’s in that tiny shot glass
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    • Badwolf
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    • I mean the second is better. To receive the host on the hand and not the tongue is blasphemy. Both the dammed papists and us orthodox confessional Lutherans agree on that
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    • Bring forth the holy cum tube
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    • Remember looking for disks
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    • If they’re no contact how do they get in there xD
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    • They really said 189 for a set of two
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    • I'm Lutheran and we have one of those and it's genuinely hilarious seeing older men in suits using something that is essentially a Pez dispenser
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    • Cum dispenser! Cum dispenser!
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    • And here we see an DIY ar-15 style weapon. We'll have more on this at 11! -CNN
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    • Send you straight to Jesus
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    • I mean you still gotta touch em to get em in there
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    • Don’t take the Eucharist by hand.
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    • At first I thought it said no contact communism dispenser
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    • Good tumblr post
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    • Upside-down pez dispenser
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    • Yeah but... how do you put the bread in it
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    • Do you wanna see Jesus
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    • Those toys were the shit!
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    • I’ve tried that type of communion bread and I’m convinced it’s just styrofoam
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    • I don’t get it. Where’s the spoon? Or the most precious blood for that matter?
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    • Finally, the next step in weaponizing religion
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    • Deeeeep
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    • Yeah don’t fuck with me I got the extendo church cookie thingy mag whassup now foos 😤🔥
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    • I thought it said commission wafers and was like wat
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    • Yo I remember those little disc guns my cousin had them those were fucking sick
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    • Okay it’s funny. I laughed
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    • Body of christ. ***WWWWOOOOOSH T H U N K*
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    • Gnoon
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    • “Cover me, reloading!”
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    • Someone breaks into church with a gun. Everyone freaks out like a shooting is gonna happen. And then fucking communion wafers fucking fly out from the gun in multiple directions.
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    • Full auto wafer dispensers should be illegal. The Founding Fathers did not have those available when they wrote the constitution, there's no way they intended for them to be legal
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