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    • You liked another girls post, so I'm going to put your life in danger
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    • I’m not gonna lie if I had asthma and a girl did this to me I would probably strangle her and I’m glad to see others saying similar things
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    • If shed try that id kill her in self-defense
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    • Stay away from girls like this
      Handsomes 30 mar
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    • "Fucking kill the man if he disobeys"
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    • For the next 24 hours I will be looking at those who repost this personally.
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    • Exactly why she will never be anything but a “SidePiece”
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    • Bitch you try to take my inhaler we throwing hands, doesn't matter if it's a year in or a minute in to a relationship. That's some fucked up shit.
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    • Marry the woman with the broken legs and steal her wheelchair when she acts up. Marry the woman with autism and throw her support cat out the window when she acts up. Marry the blind woman and direct her into traffic when she acts up
      Deverez 29 mar
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    • You do that to someone and I have no sympathy for the ass kicking you get
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    • So potentially kill him? I can’t stand females.
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    • "Marry a man with asthma, so if he doesnt do what you say, you can watch him struggle to breach until hes successfully back under your control". Sounds like something women would do... they are horrible people.
      Arlaul 30 mar
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    • Now....take a deep breath, and swap the genders
      SCRONCHED 29 mar
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    • Date a girl in a wheelchair. If she acts up, push her over.
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    • Marry a girl who needs food to survive, and starve her in a basement dungeon if she acts up.
      ZJD1993 29 mar
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    • Get a man that has seizures so when he acts up you can blast strobe lights in his face
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    • Guy dies and you get charged with second degree murder
      Jorgan 29 mar
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    • But if he dies that’s technically murder do you know how many years in prison you could get for that? You could also be in the same cell block with 6ix9ine and he would be playing his soundcloud all day.
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    • Who is stupid enough to marry someone that finna try and kill u
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    • Marry a guy with an exposed neck and stab him if he’s ever acting up. Totally not domestic abuse because you’re female and therefor are entitled to endanger men.
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    • Marry a girl with nipple piercings so you can titty twist her when she acts up
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    • If I had asthma and a girl did that to me she better hope that I die because if I survived I'd kill a bitch
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    • Marry a woman smaller and weaker than you and just beat her when she acts up
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    • Marry a guy with a health condition and steal his medication putting him in serious danger when he's not doing what you want him to do.
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    • Marry a bitch with diabetes and hide her insulin when she act like a right
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    • The good people on this app take my breath away all the time with their support. Thank you
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    • There is a girl who actually takes my breath away and I just realized why I lose my inhaler so often
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    • If he dies wouldn’t this be manslaughter?
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    • “Take the thing that can save his life if he has an asthma attack” bruh
      Puggang 31 mar
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    • Thanks for the feature :)
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    • Ah yes, murder
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    • "Give it back" "No" "It wasn't a fucking question" *gunshots*
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    • Guys, please don't date toxic girls like this
      Merori 29 mar
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    • And that’s how you find the murderer
      IAmLust_ 29 mar
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    • What is wrong with women these days
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    • My dad had a neighbor who he did drugs with behind her husbands back and he had disbetes, she hid his insulin before she left the house and he died so that she could be with my dad, never give a woman your weakness even if its been 15 years
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    • So...... actually attempt to kill the man
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    • “Take his inhaler away” you know he needs that to live, right?
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    • Never take someone's inhaler especially when they are having an asthma attack, take this from a person with asthma who literally had to go to the hospital when i didn't have my inhaler. Ain't nobody wanna pay those bills for that
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    • yeah. when you and your bf get in a argument that most likely YOU started. take away something he needs to STAY ALIVE. fuckin retarded
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    • "You didn't load the dish washer correctly so I'm going to attempt to murder you"
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    • I was at school and some kid stole my fucking inhaler and wouldn't give it up. Teacher gets involved and kid claims the inhaler is his. My elementary school self was wheezing horribly and claiming it was mine. She saw through that lie so fast lol
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    • Then throat chop your wife and see if she doesn't like breathing
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    • Then call the police on her for attempted murder
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    • That's legal grounds to get shot.
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    • I feel like you should be legally obligated to slap her at that point
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    • Other way around and there would be outrage
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    • I hate when women say the man acts up because we all now a man acts up because a women does some bad shit like all my friends are chill but if they women starts yelling at them its usually for no reason tben we say calm down and the girl gets angry
      Jagerftw 30 mar
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    • What happened to the kinda girls like me who just shut the fuck up and date their video games
      carlpoops 30 mar
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    • And then you call the cops for attempting murder
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    • Marry a women allergic to bees and lock her in a room full of angry bees when she acts up
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    • That's attempted murder.
      ECHO5ECHO 30 mar
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    • If you don’t like how he acting just ya know possibly KILL HIM
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    • That’s, like, attempted murder
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    • As a person with Asthma, I find this woman gay
      Sugacane 30 mar
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    • That's why people with asthma have 2 inhalers
      DemonC0RE 29 mar
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    • When she actually fucking kills you
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    • When she literally threatens your life
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    • You steal my inhaler and I'll use all the oxygen I have left to fucking strangle you.
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    • Is that you Cardi B?
      RobbyJZ 29 mar
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    • Date a female on life support so when she doesn’t shut up you can take her power away
      Kosanke 29 mar
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    • As a man with asthma. Don't do that its like taking away crutches from someone who can't walk like its a real dick move6
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    • Date a girl with a missing leg so if she act up take her prosthetic leg away so she can’t leave
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    • I got chronic asthma and that would fuck me up if I was having an asthma attack I wouldn't be able to do shit about it until after the attack but my cousin would kill the bitch for me so its cool
      RogueArmy 29 mar
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    • The H in Woman stands for Humor
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    • Good idea to be with someone who thinks your emergency lifeline is perfectly fine to take if you aren't acting correctly according to their standards.
      DJ_Ligma 29 mar
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    • Marry a whore with type two diabeetus and act like ion no where da insulin be at
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    • That’s really fucked up you should go to jail for that
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    • Merasmus 29 mar
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    • When she a psychotic bitch
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    • Women can be abusive too
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    • I mean, you're kind of an asshole if you do some shit like that
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    • That’s grounds for murder
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    • Why would you do that? Do not do that.
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    • Women are so abusive alway using your weakness against you instead of helping, stoopid rights
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    • So just straight up and kill someone
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    • This is going way too far. First it was attention hoes screaming and hitting their boyfriend because he talked to someone else. Now it is literally attempted murder
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    • Take the credit card away when she go stupid
      Bansheee 29 mar
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    • Ack...internet, this is a joke, please don't actually do the shit. Just talk to him (not AT him, there's a difference)
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    • Okay as a person with asthma i dont care who tf you are you take the one thing that helps keep me alive i will make sure you dont do it again and need doctors to make sure your still able to breath. Just sayin
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    • Marry a paraplegic girl and steal her wheelchair when she acts up.
      Anecdata 29 mar
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    • She is literally trying to kill him
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    • Jokes on you bitch, my inhalers don’t work
      MDubz 29 mar
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    • Im sorry but if i marry i girl and she takes my inhaler im beating the shit out of her
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    • Just, ya know, commit a crime.
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    • Get you a girl who won’t use your need for oxygen against you
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    • I know this is probably a joke but its fucked up that people actually do that kind of thing
      Billothy 29 mar
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    • Lets fuckin keep people from breathing because we are entitled bitches
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    • Yeah potentially kill someone if he mildly offends you
      Alycatz 29 mar
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    • Marry a woman with diabetes and steal her insulin when she acts up
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    • FUCK YOU
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    • That is illegal
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    • Good job! You KILLED a man!
      Erm2001 29 mar
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    • bitch that’s attempted murder
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    • See, this shit seems like a good idea, until he actually dies and you get arrested for murder.
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    • Your actually fucking insane if you do that and deserve to be in a mental institute
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    • Girl: "Do I ... take your breath away baby?" Guy: "hhhhhhgggggggguuu"
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