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    • Thats why boomers hate their wife
      Potrick 13 jan
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    • Nah man, the sex ain't worth it
      d__b 13 jan
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    • That’s an easy fix bro... buy 2 Dino mugs, and if she leaves... YOU GOT TWO OF THEM BITCHES!
      V_ENDETTA 13 jan
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    • The Dino mug stays close during sex
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    • Met my wife at 16. Was a virgin when I met her and it took 3 years till I married her but good god she wears a buttplug throughout the day if I ask and will fuck at the drop of a dime... I didnt know this when I got together with her but I married a fucking champ and she was my first girlfriend
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    • MemeGiver 13 jan
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    • Get more dino mugs, have more sex.
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    • Guys I'm 16 and I started working this week. It is way harder than expected and my entire body hurts. I dont even wanna stand up to take a shower. And I dont understand why I'm in so much pain because all I do is cashier/clean and bus tables/server. Does anyone have any tips on anything?
      gafuoy 13 jan
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    • Lmao that’s ridiculous. You stop having sex when you’re married
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    • XCosmicX 13 jan
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    • Murder her and you get the pros without the cons
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    • A true wife would understand the Dino mug is off limits
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    • No the fuck I don’t
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    • If she doesn't drink out of the dino mug with me at the same time i don't want it
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    • The dino cup stays on during SEX
      177013_ 13 jan
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    • Yeah no I’m sorry I’m not marrying anybody if the cost is that high, fuck that shit.
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    • That bitch is crazy if she thinks I’m sharing my dino mug
      1Meme 13 jan
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    • That's why the divorce rate is so high. People get married just to have sex and it backfires when they figure out they hate their spouse
      Hulking 13 jan
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    • brainletfemcel you touch my Dino mug I’m beating you
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    • That picture of the wolf and that woman is from an old cartoon called Red Hot Riding Hood (1943)
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    • if I marry a guy with a dino mug, there will be no fucking "sharing" dude I'm claiming that as mine
      bitterflu 13 jan
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    • Don't marriage nowadays mean less sex, her most likely cheating on you, and the eventual divorce that usually ends up with her taking practically all your shit?
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    • Can everyone send me Ohio hate memes? I fucking hate that murky shit hole
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    • No can do
      Eclipsa 13 jan
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    • Smh
      ZapataV2 13 jan
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    • One thing I learned the hard way is that sex is overrated especially when a woman doesn't care about you. What really matters is how they treat you, especially when you have a rough day and they only care about themselves.
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    • What if you get her her own dino mug?
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    • Nah not worth it
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    • Moved_To_Bondage_Bun my mug bitch
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    • Not worth
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    • She's not using my fucking dino cup
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    • Wait are you supposed to wait till marriage to have sex
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    • Wife material understands and respects thyne boundaries as to not encroach on thyne Dino mug
      POOPDICK 13 jan
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    • I want that fucking mug
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    • If she was truly your wife, you wouldnt have to share.
      HoboGod12 13 jan
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    • Fuck me. That's a cool mug
      Sen_T 15 jan
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    • Ain’t worth it
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    • Sex in marriage? Ahahahahaha
      dedasmrz 13 jan
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    • That's a sick ass mug
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    • Wife throws away dino mug*
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    • I thought sex ended when you get married
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    • I still won’t she can get her own
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    • But where in the actual fuck can I get one of those Dino mugs? They actually slap 👋.
      Lord_Stan 14 jan
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    • Someone's having sex married?
      epitomeme 14 jan
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    • Technically you usually have less sex after marriage
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    • Ill never get married or have sex. Both just seem like a bother and end up wasting a lot of money and time
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    • Welp... I guess I'm staying a virgin...
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    • Cons out weigh the pros
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    • Buy her a dino plate, and then tell her you'll only share the mug if she shares the plate
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    • No ones touching my Godzilla mug
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    • I think I’m out
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    • "Have to". Jokes on you, I just broke that shit. Make me share? Hell nah. Im petty.
      PorkSword 13 jan
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    • Here’s a crazy idea: my wife and I have 2 Dino mugs.
      knotty 13 jan
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    • That’s it, I want a divorce. No one gets my Dino mug but me
      icamp88 13 jan
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    • And then she leaves you and automatically has the right to take whatever she wants from you
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    • fuck no you don’t
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    • if she touch my dino mug she is going to lose her throat privelages
      OGfleX 13 jan
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    • I'll be caught dead before sharing my dino mug with anyone
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    • Keep your head up King, Your crown is falling.
      HoboGod12 13 jan
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    • That ain't worth it
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    • You only have sex after marriage if she wants sex
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    • We had more sex before we got married.
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    • As longs as we fucking in the lighting McQueen bed, then she can have two sips a day but only 2 😤
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    • Sex is kinda overrrated tbh like idk why I spent so much time chasing it
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    • content not available more
      Chirin 13 jan
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    • Y not get 2
      sinister2 13 jan
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    • Thats a no from me dog
      Raccoome 13 jan
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    • I don’t see the problem with the second one. If she enjoys drinking from that mug, she’s a keeper. I see this as an absolute win
      BlkBon 13 jan
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    • Cons: the sex isnt with me.
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    • I would just buy my own, then we can be twins
      Kaderpow 13 jan
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    • Roommate stole my shirt and one of my sweaters; she touches my tf2 coffee mug and she's getting a crocket up the ass
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    • Unacceptable.
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    • When you divorce and she takes the mug
      iceawhite 13 jan
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    • The fuck? She’s gonna have to cut mi dick off before that happens
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    • Fuck dating honestly. So much stress and shit and I cant really be bothered by that anymore. I am so much happier not thinking about getting into relationships.
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    • No sex would be more factual
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    • No one can touch my Dino mug and that’s non negotiable
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    • Not the dino mug!!!
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    • where the fuck can I get one of those
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    • Because apparently males want sex because... fuck love and affection!!!! Lmao... I’m so lonely.
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    • That’s why most marriages don’t last.
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    • Have a seat
      creepshow 13 jan
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    • Not worth it
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    • Wait, you married people having sex?
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    • And having to take the McQueen crocs off during said sex :(
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    • EdgyFagV1 13 jan
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    • Neutrals: Kids
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    • Who the fuck gets sex when their married?? I proposed to my girl and all that went out the fucking window. The. She left me. Fuck all that noise.
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    • Damn i am early
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    • Gentlemen listen to me DO NOT GET MARRIED.
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