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    • Do you ever think Squidward had sex with an octopus before?
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    • Octopi is incorrect, it’s either octopuses or octopodes
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    • Octopuses is the correct plural ending, due to the word's Greek origin, and the translation from Greek to English. (Octopodes would be the correct Greek ending)
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    • Plural is octopuses
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    • Actually, the plural is octopuses
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    • Its octopodes, not octopi, you cuck
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    • I wish we had more fun names for stuff like this , instead of scientifically accurate names because I think I would’ve remembered more things if that were the case
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    • Apparently not a marine biology professor because the true plural form of octopus is octopodes (Awk-TAW-poh-deez) due to its Greek roots.
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    • The correct plural of octopus is octopodes
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    • Does this mean Octupus can change their color to white AND say the N-Word?
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    • The plural of octopus is octopuses not octopi
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    • It’s octopuses, not octopi
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    • Mocktopus sounds like a Pokémon name
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    • Octopodes or octopuses, can’t give Latin pluralization to a Greek word
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    • FullCowl 5 apr
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    • Its octopuses
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    • Neither octopi nor octopodes is correct plural. It is octopuses.
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    • Plural for Octopus is Octopuses the more you know
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    • Octopi is a false term
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    • Fake, the plural of octopus is actually octopuses so there’s no way a real Marine Biology professor would say octopi
      Jehtz 6 apr
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    • Underwater rubber chameleon spider
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    • There’s only one correct plural, and it’s octopodes
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    • Our marine biology class was basically coloring 101.
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    • How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?.........10, get it tentacles.
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    • Octopus plural is octopods or octopuses
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    • If your professor says octopi, get a new professor
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    • My students better say this in class when we do cephalopods
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    • Can we all agree that the most cringe inducing thing on this planet is a grown man who loves pro wrestling?
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    • Professor isn't a rank in the marines
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    • Its octopuses. Octopi is now considered incorrect
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    • ITS OCTOPUSES
      ricerr 9 apr
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    • octopodes
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    • Ain’t no marine biologist think it’s octopi. It’s octopuses
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    • The plural for octopus is octopuses. Octopodes is also technically correct.
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    • You’ve ofishally crossed the line
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    • The plural for octopus is octopus. Fight me
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    • Sterling Archer? Is that you?
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    • Professor: why weren't you there to name it
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    • Octopuses*
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    • It’s called being an octo-pussy.
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    • Octopuses
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    • we were talking about brown dwarfs in a lecture and to answer another students question and i said "so basically its a dummy thicc gas giant and my proffesor laughed a bit. turns out brown dwarfs can fuse deuterium (H isotope) at 6000k while regular stars can fuse regular H and tritium at milions K
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    • It's Octopodes.
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    • Octopuses
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    • Plural is actually octopuses
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    • Not to be that dude but the plural for octopus is octopuses not octopi, because I believe that the root of the word is Greek or some shit like that
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    • Octopi isn't even the right term, terrible teacher
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    • Yeah but it's octopuses
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    • Octopuses not octopi
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    • The plural of octopus is actually octopuses.
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    • Then the whole bus clapped, and the security guard came down from his office and call me his hero
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    • Except the plural is octopodes
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    • Octopodes > Octopi > Octopuses
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    • *octopuses* not octopi
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    • I'm pretty sure it's not actually octopi
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    • Hey y'all I'm needing to buy a laptop for college. Any recommendations?
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    • Wanna hear something fucked up? This know-it-all guy called multiple octopuses “octopuses,” right? Well, being the dick that he is, always correcting me, I decided to correct him back by saying, “It’s octopi,” so he googled it, and google says it’s “octopodes”... have we all been living a lie?!
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    • itsLuke 5 apr
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    • No it's called Squidward
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    • Jotaro is the professor
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    • I want some octopussy
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    • PROFESSOR
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    • Sorry but a Marine biologist should know the plural of octopus is octopuses
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    • Its actually octopuses. Look it up
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    • Octopi is incorrect
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    • *American Public Education*
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