• MantisToboggan
@ShitJoshRSays
*Steve Irwin busts through the door and wrestles me into a headlock*.
"This little bugga simulates reproduction up to 5 times a day!
Almost exclusively without a mate
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    • What do you mean almost lol
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    • A didnt masterbate for 7 days in anticipation for sex and the amount of semen that came out was colossal
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    • "Almost." Thanks for the benefit of the doubt, Steve.
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    • Those are rookie numbers, gotta bump those up
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    • 5? Jesus that's a lot. Go outside please
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    • The guy ready to choke his chicken for a sixth time
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    • My mate is my right hand
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    • “Almost”?
      jibjab 5 sep
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    • Well atleast it’s almost. That means you be smashing a little bit
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    • Stole that shit straight from reddit
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    • Guys, that's not healthy for you. You can't do that.
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    • I have to masturbate at least 7 times a day, or my balls will grow so big that my ginormous PP will look small in comparison
      B1GPP 5 sep
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    • I saw that on reddit, this guy is a content theif
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    • I’ll take one for the team and do what it takes to bring him back
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    • i read that as "this little nigga"
      smallnig 6 sep
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    • Almost...?
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    • BigMoby 6 sep
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    • Shameless rip from reddit
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    • Almost?
      Spectrei 5 sep
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    • “Bugga”
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    • Almost
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    • Financial responsibility*
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    • Don’t call me out dammit
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    • From the dead?
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    • Animals r-word each other. Humans have to jack off sometimes because if we do that we go to jail
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    • Feature
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    • LazyLogan sorry man, had to do it
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    • Honestly when I'm stressed out yeah
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    • Those are rookie numbers, you gotta bump those numbers up
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    • Guys this girl I was with actually told me a had a big dick I'm shocked for the last 20 years of my life I've always thought I had a little dick but apparently I was wrong?
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    • Almost?
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    • That man has seen heaven.
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    • "Almost" nice...
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    • what do you mean almost
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    • 'Almost'
      Cutup 4 sep
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    • Am I the only one who read this with the accent?
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    • I’m screaming my ass of because he is dead but also crying tears of joy because he is my favorite person in the world
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    • Steve Irwin wouldnt roast you like that. He'd call you a beaut and highlight your best features. Maybe you have nice ankles
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    • Anyone here on reddit? Should I download it?
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    • Almost? I haven’t seen pussy since Lincoln got shot. I honestly don’t care, though. Romantic partners aren’t even close to what they’re hyped up to be. Women have too many problems either emotionally or financially and I’m not attracted to men. I think I might just stay by myself.
      lamelion 4 sep
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    • Almost
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    • Its ya boy eatdatpussy445 and about 30 - 45 minutes ago...
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    • This was posted on reddit first on ask reddit "you get put in a headlock by steve Irwin what does he tell the audience about your habitat"
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    • “Almost” that means there is hope
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    • Cumbrain post
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    • Croiky!! He’s beaten the skin off it mate !
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    • If me jacking off 5 times a day brings back Steve Irwin, then I need more pineapples
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    • “almost”?
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    • Uh......Steve Irwin is dead
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    • At least it says almost
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    • I can't even do more than twice a day I got to recharge like damn
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    • Almost exclusively??
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    • A little tighter and we can make it 6 Steve!
      macnetik 7 sep
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    • Harder
      macnetik 7 sep
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    • Thank you MantisToboggan
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    • Alright thats funny as fuck
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    • Make today 6 now that you're here
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    • When you think about it, sex with contraceptives is just simulating reproduction
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    • almost?
      jeph117 7 sep
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    • Harder
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    • ...
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    • I guess using a condom works for simulating reproduction
      Teal_c 7 sep
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    • Uh.....Steve Irwin is dead
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    • 5?
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    • My record is 12 times in one day.
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    • I feelpersonally attacked
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    • Ever jerk off so much you get dry stretching that causes fissures on your forskin or clit?
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    • It says almost!
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    • Some weeks I am going 6 a day frfr sometimes it’s the only cure
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    • "Almost"
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    • Crikey
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    • he dead tho
      jaeare 7 sep
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    • What do you mean "almost exclusively"?
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    • One day i may need this quote
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    • Almost?
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    • “Crickey!!”
      Vhuy 6 sep
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    • Most I could do was 4 in one day before I felt like absolute shit, did it twice
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    • Is that really how you spell toboggan?
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    • That’s fine, we can give you more money to sit on your fat ass and do nothing!!! Tax the middle class!!!!
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    • Wtf
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    • Did anyone else read it in his voice?
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    • It’s funny that Steve literally did wrestle animals into a headlock when they just tryna chill in the wild but for some reason he’s a “saint” to all you
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    • Then cums
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    • Almost?
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    • Nice one
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    • almost?
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    • I would be honored
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    • "Almost" *WHEEEEEZE*
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    • Stolen from reddit huh
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    • I start shootin blanks after 2, homie.
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    • Didn’t have to do me like that
      whore_ 6 sep
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    • F
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