• Managers when you call in
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    • Being a manager will make you fear no dm. Regardless of how out of your league she is because there is nothing that is more futile than the "I know it's your day off but ____ called out.... and you were saying you wanted more hours."
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    • Buddy of mine was threatened with losing his job if he didn't come in when he thought he had the flu but couldn't afford to see a doctor to confirm. The next week over half the staff was calling out for having the flu as well, whadya know
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    • Damn near left my job at Home Depot cuz a damn rack fell on my head and I needed 26 stitches and the manager tried to blame me for it. Then he got fired for sexual assault and the new manager is one of the best people I’ve worked with
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    • They give our numbers to health professionals, who will then call us and question our symptoms
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    • Manager here. I tell my people not to bother telling me why they called in. Just a tally on a spreadsheet. Once you hit the magic number it's a write up regardless if it's legit or not.
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    • I have endometriosis and I told my manager before they hired me that I might call in sick once a month at the most because I'm in so much pain and I'm vomiting that I would be more of a burden than a help by being there. Then when I called in sick ONCE they implied that I was exaggerating.
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    • I once wasn't scheduled to work a Walmart shift and was doing my shopping. Manager saw me and asked if I could come in. I left my wife with the groceries grabbed a vest and worked in my normal clothes cleaning the entire deli section then helping with a rush so that my wife could get our meats 1/2
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    • I love when shitty people constantly call off, try to switch their days, go home early. But then turn around and talk about how they need more hours. Then shit talk when they don’t get them.
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    • You get payed sick time so use it
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    • Behold the you-still-coming-right?inator
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    • I called in sick once but my supervisor didn’t believe me. So I drove to work while dealing with pneumonia(which was stupid on my part) and kept almost drifting off the road, struggling to stay awake. The coughing almost made me wreck several times. They sent me home as soon as they saw me.
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    • I mean right now you call in sick you take a two week unpaid vacation
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    • I had a fucking emergency where I had to leave state. Texted a manager a few days early. Called (no one answered) and went into work to tell the other managers. They said okay. THE DAY I WAS OUT OF STATE HALF AN HOUR BEFORE MY SHIFT THEY TEXTED ME TELLING ME TO FIND A PERSON TO COVER MY SHIFT
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    • I’ve worked in fast food once, had the regional manager come to the store and he started yelling at me for making too much okra. He didn’t like it when I started laughing at him for power tripping his balls off.
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    • I told a manager at work my wife was sick so I needed to stay home to watch the kids and wanted his help finding someone to cover my shift. he said "wow. Ok. I dont even know what to say" then hung up
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    • Facts i just got off a 12 hr shift and i gotta go back in 8 hrs nice
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    • Bruh at my work we don’t even get a number of anyone to contact if we’re sick
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    • My manager is rather nice about it they’re just like “well we’d rather not have you here if you’re sick, so please stay home”
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    • I showed up to work my 12 hour shift (last one of a 3 day stretch) at 6 am. By 630 I told my coworker my stomach was hurting but it's probably just hunger pain, so I ate a granola bar and it went away like normal. Then at around 7 my boss came in to review camera footage and while hes in there i
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    • I’m a manager and if someone calls I don’t pressure them, I just say alright and get better or whatever and they’re good, we figure shit out
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    • Story time, whats your worst experience with a supervisor/manager?
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    • Most of the time when people call in at my job they just don't want to come in so when they actually are sick I lack the empathy for their plight
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    • my manager asks for specific details like isn’t that illegal?
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    • Behold! The "I'm-gonna-take-an-hour- and-half-long-break-while-puking-all-over-your-car-anator" ( I.G.T.A.H.A.H.L.B.W.P.A.O.Y.C.)
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    • At cricket wireles, I called my boss to him that my grandma was very sick and has pneumonia (at the time we didn't know how many days she had to live) my boss said "sorry about ur grandmama but I'm running a business here u have have to understand that" I said ok will I have to see her I'll be 1/2
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    • Same job, different managers. Gas station. One was an absolute bitch, I was the only one who could open, while she worked midday. She put everyone down and made multiple of our tougher employees cry at work. Constantly changing the schedule to the point we were sent over text two days into the (pt1)
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    • My coworker’s car broke down on the way to work, so he called out. When my supervisor found out, he grumbled “I can’t believe he called off 30 mins before his shift”. We said, do you know why!?! He said, no. 🙄
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    • Same manager: sorry I’m like hungover and won’t be in till next week
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    • Gun fact: the i-dont-care-inator has infinite range as the manager will never stop berating you for that time you called in sick and they didn't believe you
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    • I broke my wrist and my manager still wanted me to come in
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    • Can you be not sick today we really need you.
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    • How tf did slap_yo_momma get verified
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    • We have a call in system for my work place. It’s an automated system so there is no one to say “You will come in anyway”. My managers are understanding anyway. “That’s what PPL is for”
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    • Someone post the shut the fuck up enator.
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    • My managers are really nice
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    • When I've been sick and had to call out I had a manager be like "if you don't find someone to cover you you need to come in" this is when I worked at Panera bread. I gave a couple hours notice. I said you can find someone to cover me and I'm not coming in. I'm throwing up good bye
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    • I called in once in 4 years at my first job because I couldn’t stop puking. I called in and told my manager that and he said I need to take a Tylenol and he would see me at the start of my shift. I recently got a new job and I didn’t even realize how much I hated that one until I had something else
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    • I work in a resturant that is about to open back up after an outbreak of covid. Dude had shortnes of breath but no other simptoms they sent his ass home
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    • I work at a bike shop and I had poison ivy really bad so I texted my boss and he told me to check if anyone could come in (which I did but no one could) and now I’m planning on working extra next week to make up for it which I wouldn’t have done if he’d been a dick about it
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    • As a manager if anyone calls out the first thing I say is “ don’t worry about it we will figure out coverage and if not you’re still fine” it’s hard enough to call out you don’t need a guilt trip in their too
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    • I work at Panera, and this shit happens all the time, but the worst part is that they never give you the days off that you request off. Last year I went to the boundary waters for a week. I gave Panera 2 months of notice and they still scheduled me to work that whole week.
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    • Depending on the place of work, the chance of bringing in a sick person will violate health code. Especially in the past few months
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    • Parents when you make a valid point in an argument
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    • I always say I have violent diarrhea; no one asks questions about that.
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    • Slap_yo_momma
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    • You guys have shit managers
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    • Holy fuck an original meme for once
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    • Gonna quit my job tomorrow morning bois
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    • You*re
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    • Yet you don't call in and all of a sudden they care.
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    • My ASM said that my mother having multiple medical problems isnt a good reason to call out, she will literally die if I bring home covid, I hate going to work now
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    • Nah I cared my thing was you'd better not be lying to me about it cause if you do I'm not gonna give you the next day you ask off... If you don't want to work cause you feel mentally like shit come in I'll try to help you out while working but dont lie to me.
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    • Black Fact: Doof is white, not black. No black people here!
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    • Called in sick today because I woke up by violently throwing up. Won’t be going in tomorrow either. And HR might make me stay home for 2 weeks
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    • Phineas and ferb fucking sucks
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    • I've walked out of jobs when I've been told to come in after I call in sick. I don't give a shit if you don't believe me if Im at home with a fever, vomiting every half hour then I'm not going to come in and get everyone around me sick too. Especially when I worked food service
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    • I just had to work at a clothing store with a pulled muscle in my neck because the other manager wouldn't pick up
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    • Lucky my manager is nice and easy going
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    • I called in as I was THROWING UP and I said “hey I’m really not feeling great-“ and then I got cut off with my manager telling me I could come in a whole 30 minutes later 🙃 when I got there my eyes were all puffy and red and I was dizzy and all they had to say was “woowww you look bad” lmao
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    • My big lots assistant manager was like this, she hate people who called out with a passion
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    • Army. Puking guts out. Go to sick call. They record that you are sick. Go back to work.
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    • When you call out work say I don't feel well and if they ask you what's wrong just say I don't feel well...they can't make you come in nor fire you for take 1 sick day
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    • My brother one time was throwing up and he told his boss he was sick and his boss what like "Are you in jail? Then get your ass to work" and I told him he should have thrown up on his boss
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    • That would never happen in 2020
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    • Current training to be a manager and idk if I wanna do it or not. Just have to see.
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    • OP is a bitch
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    • What about my sick?
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    • I got into a car accident which totalled my car. My manager expected me to show up to work. Like fuck you
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    • We have about 20 signs up around my mcdonalds saying if you feel even slightly sick, dont come in. I tried calling the place multiple times and I never got through, so I figured if they reached out I'd explain it and be fine. They were pissed lol
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    • Fuck it. Im coming in and and all yall can catch this corona.
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    • I like to imagine i was a good manager (for the employees not the actual company lol) because i was so easy sailing and let everyone do pretty much anything like be on their phones if they arnt working with a customer and what not
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    • Ummm this is wrong, when I get calls of people not coming into work, I gotta figure where to put other people move them around. Walmart sucks
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    • Mannnn, there be co-workers who callout every week, but when I do it once cause I’m sick, people lose their minds
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    • I remember I worked past midnight one time, takes me an hour to get home. I was then scheduled for 8 am the next day too and the manager had the audacity to ask why i looked tired
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    • For real though like I have a terrible immune system so I get Sick all the time and that makes it real hard to keep a job because it’s like do I go in and get people sick or do I call out and them not believe me
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    • Sounds like you guys have shitty managers who actually don’t care about you.
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    • Behold! You're fired!
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    • I’m so glad that my manager is a nice guy. He works with my school schedule, gives me the days I ask for off, and understands when people call out. He’s a really cool dude.
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    • Me when you hit me with some bullshit
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    • I haven’t made that one yet.
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    • I’ve done it before and it’s pretty fine. Especially at restaurants, they don’t want you coming in sick.
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    • Yeah, ok
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    • The problem is that half of the kids at my place of work are always trying to call in for bullshit and we gotta call em out on it so sometimes it’s hard to believe people if they’re actually sick. Dumbasses ruin things for everyone
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    • “My welcome”
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    • My sick what?
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    • What about my sick?
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    • I got lucky with the job I'm currently at. It's a factory and they're system for calling off is that you can call off within 2 hours before you start time and dont have to give a reason and you get 1 point. You get 6 before your fired but the points fall off after 60 days of getting them
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    • Not the possessive form
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    • I dont usually give my managers a chance i just tell them im not coming in.
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    • Me when they ask to come in because they’re low in workers
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    • I am guilty of this... I’m sorry lmao
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    • I would love to see what would happen to a manager who strongarmed a person with covid to come in
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    • My sick what
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