Expectation vs
Realit
meaty_memenationzn meaty_memenationzn
6 nov 2020
Expectation vs Realit
*me rereading my own tweet every time someone likes it*
noon_husband noon_husband
3 jan 2021
*me rereading my own tweet every time someone likes it*
lightbulb: *invented in 1879* people having ideas in 1878:
JoSjoca JoSjoca
10 apr
lightbulb: *invented in 1879* people having ideas in 1878:
When someone comes out to party with me for the first time
reacky to die
LolaBit LolaBit
21 jun
When someone comes out to party with me for the first time reacky to die
Boop for goodluck
ty
YulkyTulky YulkyTulky
17 sep 2020
Boop for goodluck ty
About to watch some Netflix
About to watch some Netflix
Shout-out to Mr.Krabs who made a gender reveal party without causing any wildfires
Shout-out to Mr.Krabs who made a gender reveal party without causing any wildfires
These things will god damn control your life
GhOsTMeNzO GhOsTMeNzO
31 dec 2017
These things will god damn control your life
When you're walking with ur dog at night & suddenly he stops & stares into the empty darkness & starts growling
Me: *starts singing gospel songs*
overstuffedopossum overstuffedopossum
24 sep 2020
When you're walking with ur dog at night & suddenly he stops & stares into the empty darkness & starts growling Me: *starts singing gospel songs*
When the chinese buffet sees you filling your water cup with sprite
Gewmow Gewmow
5 feb
When the chinese buffet sees you filling your water cup with sprite
"We're all so addicted to our phones nowadays. Whenever I go into peoples' homes to watch them eat dinner, they spend the whole meal on the phone reporting me to the police instead of actually engaging each other in conversation."
-Clint Eastwood
On technology
TheEducatedTexan TheEducatedTexan
1 dec 2020
"We're all so addicted to our phones nowadays. Whenever I go into peoples' homes to watch them eat dinner, they spend the whole meal on the phone reporting me to the police instead of actually engaging each other in conversation." -Clint Eastwood On technology
don't know what this cat is going through but can relate.
TheAnimalAccount TheAnimalAccount
21 sep 2020
don't know what this cat is going through but can relate.
4 Exercises That'll Make Your
Vagina So Tight It Becomes a
Dick Guillotine
Living - Aug 7, 2018 By: Rachel Van Nes
4 Exercises That'll Make Your Vagina So Tight It Becomes a Dick Guillotine Living - Aug 7, 2018 By: Rachel Van Nes
Mark Imhof, also known as "The Dog
Guy," is a dog groomer who gives free haircuts to shelter dogs in order to increase their chances at being adopted.
He's donated his time and services to nearly 1,000 dogs in the last three years.
The results are fantastic, like this very stunned pup.
DonQuixoteOfLaMancha DonQuixoteOfLaMancha
25 sep 2020
Mark Imhof, also known as "The Dog Guy," is a dog groomer who gives free haircuts to shelter dogs in order to increase their chances at being adopted. He's donated his time and services to nearly 1,000 dogs in the last three years. The results are fantastic, like this very stunned pup.
Kona fans GODZILLA SUPPORTER g SUPPORTER
Lazer
TastyAbe TastyAbe
26 jan
Kona fans GODZILLA SUPPORTER g SUPPORTER Lazer
ME SLIPING ON ICE
MY DOG
skyla08 skyla08
26 sep 2020
ME SLIPING ON ICE MY DOG
YOU THINK PUTTING ME ON HOLD WILL GET RID OF ME?
The military gave me particular articul set of skills.] can wait for hours for no reason.
YOU THINK PUTTING ME ON HOLD WILL GET RID OF ME? The military gave me particular articul set of skills.] can wait for hours for no reason.
Random internet ad: Hot girls in your area want your cock
Me:
birddawg30 birddawg30
16 jun
Random internet ad: Hot girls in your area want your cock Me:
When you date him because of his humor and now He is roasting you.
izzy220 izzy220
10 jun
When you date him because of his humor and now He is roasting you.