nonymous
that son of a bitch, you can see it in his eyes. Looking right back at you. Knowing that you know that he knows that you
know that he knows that you know he motorboats those tiddies on his tippytoes every night in pure ecstasy. That he gets
to plow into his snu snu bride, holding one leg up in each hand like he's pushing open two huge oak doors, and getting to
slam her with no restraint whatsoever. Her huge milkers bouncing around, hitting each other with meaty thick smacks after every thrust as he busts his nuts into his giantess. You know this, and he knows you know this. And that's why he looks at you that way.
He won a game you didn't even know you could play. That son of a bitch
thiccaronyncheese thiccaronyncheese
9 apr
nonymous that son of a bitch, you can see it in his eyes. Looking right back at you. Knowing that you know that he knows that you know that he knows that you know he motorboats those tiddies on his tippytoes every night in pure ecstasy. That he gets to plow into his snu snu bride, holding one leg up in each hand like he's pushing open two huge oak doors, and getting to slam her with no restraint whatsoever. Her huge milkers bouncing around, hitting each other with meaty thick smacks after every thrust as he busts his nuts into his giantess. You know this, and he knows you know this. And that's why he looks at you that way. He won a game you didn't even know you could play. That son of a bitch
cay
" thought your country was really nice
What are your first impressions of our until you came in here with that country'so far? disrespectful t-shirt on.
Henry Cavill and Anthony Mackie don't have time for people who aren't on their team
JamesFreakingBarnes JamesFreakingBarnes
24 sep 2020
cay " thought your country was really nice What are your first impressions of our until you came in here with that country'so far? disrespectful t-shirt on. Henry Cavill and Anthony Mackie don't have time for people who aren't on their team
When that loud kid finally trips and breaks his spine:
Good
Clown_Yoda Clown_Yoda
7 jan 2021
When that loud kid finally trips and breaks his spine: Good
A relationship should be she pays the rent and I live there
@Hoodville
chilla_chillout chilla_chillout
5 nov 2020
A relationship should be she pays the rent and I live there @Hoodville
Michael Margolis
@yipe
Alexa: remind me to feed the baby
Defeat
the
Skrappy Skrappy
25 nov 2020
Michael Margolis @yipe Alexa: remind me to feed the baby Defeat the
Doctor: I fixed your broken arm.
Here's your bill.
My Card: *Declines*
Doctor:
codar455 codar455
28 sep 2020
Doctor: I fixed your broken arm. Here's your bill. My Card: *Declines* Doctor:
Other girls; I don't like to eat in front of guys
ZynergyNova ZynergyNova
27 oct 2020
Other girls; I don't like to eat in front of guys
New York Post @ @nypost-
Forget fake IDs! Teens are dressing up as mask-wearing grandmas to score alcohol
Harry @
@wroetoshaw i'm going to dress like a horse so i can get ketamine
Belluh Belluh
25 sep 2020
New York Post @ @nypost- Forget fake IDs! Teens are dressing up as mask-wearing grandmas to score alcohol Harry @ @wroetoshaw i'm going to dress like a horse so i can get ketamine
when your teacher asks why your laptop is shaking during the meeting
SORRY, I WAS JERKING IT"
Sandy_Boii Sandy_Boii
19 oct 2020
when your teacher asks why your laptop is shaking during the meeting SORRY, I WAS JERKING IT"
Me: "Hey Mom, what would happen if asked for a PSS for my birthday?"
Mom:
VenomRick VenomRick
3 jan 2021
Me: "Hey Mom, what would happen if asked for a PSS for my birthday?" Mom:
my alarms trying to wake me up every morning
my alarms trying to wake me up every morning
Xinity Xinity
23 sep 2020
© Based on: memelif3_
Couldn't stop laughing at the anime sc filter on my dog.
You are the only one that understands me!
understand you!
SA SS
SS
SSS=>
Like I said.
The only real one!
national_memevalt national_memevalt
18 feb
You are the only one that understands me! understand you! SA SS SS SSS=> Like I said. The only real one!
my liver watching me take a sip of water
my liver watching me take a sip of water
When someone is crying and you don't know what to do
want water?
Gilberto Gilberto
5 mar
When someone is crying and you don't know what to do want water?
Cat's in heat again
sammie_moloch sammie_moloch
22 feb
Cat's in heat again
No coffee table, no problem
earthlyMemerinoto earthlyMemerinoto
14 apr
No coffee table, no problem
When y'all both roast each other and hold back on that one joke that's gon spark a nerve
Blunt_Babe Blunt_Babe
22 jun
When y'all both roast each other and hold back on that one joke that's gon spark a nerve
Me trying to see your point
@sluttypuffin -
valeriavrromex valeriavrromex
23 oct 2020
Me trying to see your point @sluttypuffin -