• Man: "Wow I can't believe I've been in a coma for four
years! What's new in the world?"
Nurse: "I'll go get you some morphine because you are
not going to want to be sober when you hear this shit."
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    • It all started with this gorilla..
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    • To be honest 17 and 18 where not that bad 19 was a little rough and 20 just sucks
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    • Ha. Dead meme kinda funny.
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    • Well ben and Jerry's comes in klondike bar form
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    • Shit... last two decades have been a rollercoaster of bullshit...
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    • 2thomask 13 jul
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    • It all started with a this gorilla
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    • I know this isn’t going to be a popular comment here, but what if the catalyst for these events wasn’t the gorilla... but a certain person getting elected, both happened the same year.
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    • Well with a steady rise of social media usage from 2004ish-present you are only becoming more aware of smaller events you wouldn’t otherwise know about so it seems more crazy than it really is. Imagine people have social media in the pre 2000s, that would be some truly crazy shit. The curve of.....
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    • Pass the morphine cuz I don’t wanna be sober telling you
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    • TC is a boomer
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    • Foundry 12 jul
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    • Mixed race medical-patient relations? 🤢🤮 ewww
      M167641 12 jul
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    • Damn u gotta tell the man Kobe died
      Mataetae 12 jul
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    • We’ve been through so much together 🤘
      Cooliokat 12 jul
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    • PorkSword 12 jul
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    • I'll go ahead and put you back in that coma
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    • All the democrats are going to jail for diddling kids.
      ECHO5ECHO 13 jul
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    • She giving him a handy?
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    • For real imagine the bewilderment they would have
      YourGuyCy 12 jul
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    • Kobe and his daughter died in a helicopter crash
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    • What’s the best way to become tolerant to chugging hard liquor
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    • Zental 12 jul
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    • Yeah so there was this gorilla
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    • With my luck they would all be morticians
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    • An oil spill? I have never seen anything so beautiful!
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    • Yall are over reacting. The only odd thing that has happened this year is corona.
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    • YUP
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    • nurse: bruh just go back to sleep man it’s a nightmare out here.
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    • That shit is sweet
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    • 2016 was peak year
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    • Even just being in a coma for 7 months he would have lost his shit
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    • Rezero s2 released. Its heaven dont worry 2020 is the best year
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    • Send me back under doc
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    • So guys... THE FUCKING PLAGUE infected a squirrel in Colorado. I’m not kidding, a squirrel got infected with the bubonic plague
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    • I voted for trump in 2016.so did all my friends and family! And we are voting for trump again on 2020!
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    • "It's awful all of that is going on in the world but at least we most likely have a competent president" "Yeah......about that"
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    • The Aztecs were right. The world as we knew it ended in 2012. Never has been the same since
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    • Wrong time to wake up, Boss. Cypher will just have to waits
      Flurpish 14 jul
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    • It all started with a gorilla
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    • Well it all started with this fucking gorilla
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    • Imagine going in a coma in the 90s and then waking up right now. That would be rough lol
      skyeshane 13 jul
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    • Yeah. Not that big of a deal.
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    • Crazy that this might actually happen to someonw
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    • or tell him while he’s sober and then get him higher than a mf so he doesn’t have to deal with reality :D
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    • Siereyz 13 jul
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    • 4 years implying that trump is to be blamed for the current situation... fucking retards
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    • This shit isn’t even that bad. Just wait till there’s a huge war and a draft starts. Then you’ll know what true stress is
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    • Watch Robin Williams stand up about a guy waking up from a coma under Obama. It still holds up and we could add to it.
      tzarl 13 jul
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    • Ah, ignorance is bliss had never been more true
      tzarl 13 jul
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    • So far this second half of 2020 has been fucking amazing for me where as the first half SUCKED
      TheGreenC 13 jul
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    • "Does Hillary a shitty prrsident like we thought?" "Oh it's even worse..."
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    • Is there ever really a point in time when this meme wouldn't be relevant?
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    • “You ever been to the Cincinnati Zoo? Well...”
      Wulfske 13 jul
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    • “you remember that gorilla right? don’t forget him, he’ll be important later.”
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    • First time this format made me laugh good job
      cutycup 13 jul
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    • I NEED MY FUCKING MORPHINE
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    • "Yeah, I'll just put you back under. You'll thank me when we pull you out."
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    • 2016 was the fucking year lmao mai ly cause ya boy had a 3some at the park after a party yuh gang😎😎😎💯💯💯🔥🔥🔥
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    • It all started because of a dead gorilla and it will all end because of a dead gorilla.
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    • You might just wanna go back to sleep my guy
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    • The world isn't that bad its over exxadrated
      mrcrispy 13 jul
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    • *Hits 3 shots* Ever hear about a fucker named Harambe?
      marin10 13 jul
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    • Try the 8 before that fucker
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    • With the nurse so close, why is he just talking🙂?
      Vyverjet 13 jul
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    • It's coming back
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    • I’m looking into joining the army and my sister says “are you sure now’s a good time to join the military?” And I say “tell me at one point in the last 20 years has it been a great time to join the military?” It’s a job and a service, all I can do is my best and hope for the same.
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    • They kiIIed the fucking gorilla.
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    • I hate life so much, so boring, so many stupid ass people out there, I can’t stand it anymore
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    • Just give me all the drugs, until I die.
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    • Nothing, absolutely nothing good had happened, live with your memories of 2016 because it’s only gone downhill, go back into the coma trust me, it’s not fun anymore, life has always sucked but now it’s so much worse
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    • I’d k*ll for some morphine right now
      asahagun 13 jul
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    • You’re not going to want to be sober when you get the 5 million dollar bill.
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    • Imagine some people really have woken up from a super long coma and they see the world they’re like “fuck”
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    • There's nothing wrong with the world. Well, not like the media portrays.
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    • Sober
      _Walrus 13 jul
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    • And that was only this year
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    • It's all started with this damn gorilla
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    • I pull up a chair sit on it backwards like the cool teacher, I take a deep sigh so it all starts with this fucking monkey
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    • A friend of mine has been in a coma for four months because of a skiing accident. I think that his reaction to all the news should be recorded when he wakes up.
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    • 10-13 the beginning years 14-16 the golden years 17-18 rollar coaster 19-20 bullshit
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    • Ya see, it all started with this motherfucking gorilla...
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    • Morphine doesn’t really make you loopy, atleast not in my experience. When they inject you you get a feeling almost like pressure or a spreading soreness for a second and then you’re fine
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    • It all started November 5th 2019...
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    • My man's went into a coma after hearing the loss of harambe
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    • “Clowns started attacking people out of no where and that’s gonna sound normal to what the fuck comes next”
      Apsido 12 jul
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    • It all started with George Floyd.
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    • morphine hits hard as fuck, I had to have a nurse help me to the bathroom
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    • Can’t be as bad as my favorite celebrities death
      Deathyrus 12 jul
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    • Oh please you guys are just pussys
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