• Man who has a
bionic penis finally
loses his virginity aged 44 to a sex
worker who reveals he 'lasted nearly
TWO HOURS'
By Phoebe Jackson-edwards For Mailonline
11:31 21 Mar 2016, updated 00:57 02 Apr 2016
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    • PETITION FOR BIONIC TESTICLES TO BE CALLED BIONICLES
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    • he is the CEO of sex
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    • I can go 6 hours with 2 vitamin gummies
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    • Sex worker? You mean prostitute?
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    • It's true, I'm the dick
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    • Don't need a fancy upgrade. Just a Red Bull because legs get tired XD
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    • I've lasted 2 hours without a bionic penis
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    • I mean, I got a regular penis and I lasted 1 hour before. At the time I was taking anti-depressants and my gf (ex now) wanted to cheer me up. It had been like a week since we last did anything and a side effect of the medicine was decreased libido. Long story short, went for an hour, I never nutted
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    • Wtf is a bionic penis?
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    • He is the chosen one
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    • Sex worker ??? call her for what she is a hooker
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    • Lost my virginity like 5 days ago and I was so scared that I would bust quick I was sweating on the way there then we started and as I started I was like tf I thought it would be like two minutes and done but then I ended up stopping like 40 minutes in only because of her then we did it agin1/2
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    • Yeah I last an above average amount of time. People think I’m trying to brag n stuff but no it’s actually terrible. No quickies and jacking it is barely an option.
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    • Cyberpunk 2077
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    • Sounds like a strap on with extra steps
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    • Did he really get pics with the sex worker lol
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    • Yeah, I've lasted four hours and got scared of getting blue balls
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    • I’ve lasted 2 hours without a bionic penis, is that impressive? Is that not a normal thing? I was under the impression 2 hours wasn’t that long.
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    • He paid his money and thts the bitch he paid for lmao
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    • Once I lasted 4 episodes of the office
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    • BIONICLE PENIS
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    • Sex worker = prostitute. Don't sugar coat it
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    • Y’all are focusing on the two hours. You tellin’ me that I can get mine replaced with a bionic, bigger, version?
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    • I was sucking off my homie because he woke me up by slapping me with his cock and he lasted almost 30 minutes, he only busted because he heard his dad opening to door and needed to get rid of his boner
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    • I can last just as long if I rail a line or 7.
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    • My first time I was super fuckin nervous and never finished after two hours because of it
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    • Metal Gear Solid
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    • 2 hours of sex would be unpleasant and horrible
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    • I last two hours without a robo-cock
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    • Gordo
      “Sex worker” you mean whore
      Gordo
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    • She must be a sex worker for the deaf, blind and dumb
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    • First time I had sex with my wife I wore one of those numbing condoms, we went until she was sore, I couldn’t feel anything so I never finished. Fast forward 10 years, we drop our kid off at daycare, and are talking about when we first meet, she brings up that she thought I was to good in bed 1/2
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    • How does that guy go up to women claiming to have a robo cock and had to resort to a hooker to get laid
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    • We found him. The CEO of sex.
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    • Only two hours with a bionic penis? Shouldn’t that last forever?
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    • My wife and I have gone for a little over 2 hours straight, I didn’t know what was going on until I realized that DXM, the active ingredient in cough syrup and or anti-cough lozenges, make it very hard to climax due to its dissociative nature. I had taken some for a cough that night and it was wild.
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    • Sign me THE FUCK UP.
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    • Hate to be “That guy” but he’s still technically a virgin
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    • CEO of Bionicles
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    • It’s not that hard to last long. It just takes some practice lol. But also, most people aren’t just straight up fucking for 2 straight hours. They stop to switch positions and such. So every time that happens, it slows it down. I bet most guys couldn’t last 2 hours of pure sex (if its good)
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    • With these upgrades you never stood a chance
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    • Technically he lost his robo-virginity, making him a robosexual.
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    • 2 seconds gang where you at
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    • All you fuckers saying you lasted three hours are liars. Most of you could probably only last three minutes.
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    • Oh look my penis broke, looks like I need a bionic penis
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    • My record is 3 or 4 hours
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    • I hate when sex lasts more than like 30 mins to be honest. I be getting tired
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    • Here be the king, boys.
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    • She would have chaffed so much she caught fire.
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    • My friend told me he lasted 3 hours after he took some acid
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    • I broke my penis. Had to have surgery. It still works and I still last two minutes
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    • She had the time of her life
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    • Thot
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    • My first time I was 19 yo and I was with this girl who was 18 and she’d had a lot of experience, so to speak, I felt like because I was so nervous or because I was living out my greatest fantasy I lasted so long we took a break in between and kept going before I came for the first round.
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    • I need a perc 30 and an hour
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    • It's true I was the 2 hours
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    • ...can he even feel it?
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    • I’ve lasted 15.9 seconds without a bionic penis.
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    • I would not want to last that long fuckin hell
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    • The eye the ear the arm and the penis
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    • Lmao gurls dont want it for.that long tho fr fr(normal gurl)
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    • This sounds like a dildo with extra steps
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    • My ex has gone 5 hours before with me we still bang and he really lasts forever it can be awesome but there are times were I've tapped out mentally
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    • His penis is covered with callouses so it makes sense
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    • I mean pussy nice bro sorry if i bust quick damn its been a minute
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    • adapt, overcum
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    • That’s utterly disgusting. Where can I get one.
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    • I've lasted about 3 hours, then we just slept the rest of the day.
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    • Iv gone three hours after the first hour it’s kinda boring
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    • M A G N U M D O N G
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    • [insert generic comment about this app being dead]
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    • Iron dong
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    • IRON DONG
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    • It’s totally an advantage being a lesbian .. any size real dick is better than a plastic one
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    • No offense but It’s kinda unpleasant when it goes for a long time
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    • Isn’t he the one that has the 13 inch penis?
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    • But you wouldn't even feel anything
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    • does he feel pleasure though
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    • *hooker
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    • 2 hours.....amateurs.....
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    • Those are rookie numbers , you gotta get those numbers up
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    • I can last 3 hours on addy it’s insane
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    • I want a bionicle dick, someone who knows absolutely nothing, but pretends to know everything about said subject should tell me everything I need to know
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    • lol my bf goes for 4 hours and he has a regular human dick
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    • 2 hours? That's it!
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    • Damn even 1 hour is a couple hundred dollars I hope it was worth it
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    • Da balls doe
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    • How much
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    • What Jerry Smith coulda had.
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    • Bitch 3 hr and I still never came get yo strokes up
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    • I have a disability that's shut off alot of the muscles in my lower half, and I effectively can't cum. I get to do this often since I dont get that post nut exhaustion.
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    • I've never had sex before is it fun as people say it is?
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    • This is not real. It’s a photo of my Uncle Pei and his second wife. This photo was taken from his Facebook page. Now his wife thinks he has a bionic penis and never told her. It has caused false expectations and all kinds of mayhem in the family.
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    • That's not that long tbh, I've masturbated for like 7 hours once
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    • I last four...
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