• Man Uses an Avocado 'Grenade' Actually
Manages to Rob Two Banks Of RM32,000
== All warfare is based deception.
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    • Sun Tzu was such a fan of MW that he stole Makarov’s quote how insane
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    • I have a pimple on my ass
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    • Bro that quote is from makarov
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    • "Sun Tzu said that, and I'd say he knows a little more about fighting than you do pal because he invented it!"
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    • All warfare is based
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    • "don't reveal all your tactics in a youtube video, you fool, you moron" - sun tzu
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    • Did anyone else read this is technoblades voice or was it just me
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    • Techno blade??
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    • Imagine getting robbed by a guy with an avacado as a weapon
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    • The bank wasn't gonna fuck around and find out.
      TheCheat 4 aug
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    • At a bank, you're trained to just give robbers what they want. 1. Banks are hella insured. They ain't losing any money. 2. Even if its clearly bullshit, its better not to risk any public or professional lives. 3. That money is marked and trackable. They'll be caught.
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    • Real Money? 32000?
      kanep0e 4 aug
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    • Holy guacamole
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    • Lick 4 aug
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    • Catch dis dick gei boii -Liu bei
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    • Sun Tzu looks like George Floyd
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    • “This here avocado gave me a weddin’ ring” -Cletus of The Simpsons, upon removing the pin from a live fragmentation grenade.
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    • Does this count as armed robbery?
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    • Yooo, reaction image that actually fucking makes sense and adds to the joke!!!!!!
      chopstew 4 aug
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    • bam0217 4 aug
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    • Every time I see that quote I immediately hear makarov
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    • You don’t need any weapon to rob banks. Most bank cashiers are just supposed to hand over the money in the register (and hit a button to call the police).
      lwpack 5 aug
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    • Lmao i was just fucking thinking about thia the other day too for some reason.
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    • All warfare is modern.
      yotarius 7 aug
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    • The hell is RM? He take their re ichmarks?
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    • Why tf would you use a grenade on a fucking robbery?
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    • Thats only 7500 dollars
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    • Sun Tzu had no chill tho
      IPatron 4 aug
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    • It’s not stupid if it works
      MILE5 4 aug
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    • How about a banana as a gun???
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    • I mean what would you do in that situation? Call his bluff and hope that isn’t actually a grenade?
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    • H
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    • Nat 20 performance
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    • Pulled a sneaky
      Cr1tikal 4 aug
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    • How much is that in US Dollars?
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    • MacauliflowerCulkin
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      MacauliflowerCulkin 4 aug
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    • SadClaps 6 aug
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    • That avocado looks fucking perfect
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    • Sneaky Jews
      Lebnoon 4 aug
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    • Sun Tzu once said ur mom mega gay
      Weabou 7 aug
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    • Could have been a grenade. Let the police and insurance figure it out later.
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    • And I’d say he knows a little more about fighting than you do pal because he invented it!
      br0th3r 7 aug
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    • Technoblade?
      Dripjeet 7 aug
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    • White girls RUN
      mffresh 7 aug
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    • Florida
      smepic 7 aug
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    • Would that be considered armed robbery?
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    • Techno
      BadJoke 7 aug
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    • Its like in the movie Solo when han pulls out a rock and pretends its a thermal detonator
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    • No it was makarov that said that
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    • The wars about deception
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    • The hell is rm? This story happened in isreal they sont use rm
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    • About 7,635 freedom dollars
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    • Holy fuck that's smart and very strange
      Barnabas 7 aug
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    • What currency is that?
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    • *flashbacks intensifies*
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    • It only about 7500 or so
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    • OK Technoblade
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    • The western democracy has made the world a battlefield...
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    • Probably would have less charges when he goes to court
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    • That's 7,200
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    • I only think of dream when I see art of war shit now
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    • Guacamole is the bomb.
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    • Fricken call of duty quote
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    • Isn’t the ‘art of war’ unfinished because sun tzu went off to a battle and died?
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    • That...thats not a lot boyo
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    • I mean my uncle robed a bank with a spoon so yea it’s possible to rob a bank with anything
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    • “$4.34 USD”
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    • Listen to or read The Art of War sometime, short, but good.
      ArtbyJ 6 aug
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    • Men, Sun Tzu is an idiot! And if I ever see him, I will punch him in his mouth!
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    • The banks usually just hand over the money no matter what since it insured. They don’t really lose anything and don’t want to take risks so the protocol is to just give the money.
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    • Bro Makarov is turning in his grave right now
      Stack317 6 aug
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    • He fighting them gay bankers. I bent a paper clip into the shape of a grenade pin once, mans should have done that
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    • “Do em dirty in front of they squad” -Sun Tzu
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    • Just have a hidden camera put up and if the cops catch you just say it was a prank. God people are dumb😂
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    • My dude stole $7600 with an avocado
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    • “Hurry morty grab their stuff, I don’t have another one I’m just holding a box of tic tacs right now”
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    • the one time I could use my “sun tzu said that!” reaction image, and ifunny doesn’t let me. god damn this shitty app
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    • I wonder how much time he’d get since it’s not an actual weapon
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    • He's got a thermal detonator!
      nikratic 5 aug
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    • So what? All that to steal like 100$ USD? Lmao that sucks
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    • I think he knows a little more about fighting than you do pal... CAUSE HE INVENTED IT
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    • MW3 Intro
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    • You don't need any weapon to rob a bank just pass them a note asking for money and thhey will give it. You will also get less prison time
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    • Actually Makorov said that
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    • For honor is all about deception who would have guessed it
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    • 7600 USD
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    • Can he still be charged with armed robbery even though he didn’t really have a grenade?
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