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      • Don’t let the porn thots get tc
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          • That just sounds like suicide with more steps
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            • When the government actually helps
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              • Man convicted of statutory rape sentenced to live inside Chuck E. Cheese
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                  • Look at his face too, he’s just like “I mean, I got what I wanted so okay”
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                      • You can see the “I ain’t even mad” look on his face
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                          • So if I steal a million dollars, get caught, and win the court case... I get a million dollars in compensation?
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                            • What the.........i..................ok there has to be more to this
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                              • Suicide is a sin, but if the goverments kills you then ur good
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                                    • My guess is that he was gonna already be sentenced to death, and attempted suicide,failed, and now faces his original punishment
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                                      • Suicide is illegal. You can't steal all those years of taxes from Uncle Sam
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                                        • Well i mean, suicide is illegal.. soo it must be punishable by death!!
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                                          • That’s suicide with extra steps.
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                                            • So its illegal to kill yourself? Lol
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                                              • It’s a simple spell but quite unbreakable
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                                                  • *Reads headline* "Wtf? That makes no sense whatsoever..." *Sees that it's CNN reporting* "Oh now I understand"
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                                                    • Fools that's exactly what he wants
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                                                      • Sometimes you just gotta commit die
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                                                        • I mean technically if you press charges on yourself for attempted murder....
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                                                          • Wait dont kill yourself we want to kill someone
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                                                              • He tries to kill himself then gets arrested and they tell him its illegal so he feels bad and then you kill him
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                                                                • His expression’s like “Uh okay not what I expected, but this’ll work”
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                                                                    • Poor dude has to live for 30-40 more years before he can actually die
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                                                                      • Windows: this task failed successfully
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                                                                        • If you commit suicide in China Zumba your family gets all of your stuff. If you get the death sentence, the government get it's
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                                                                            • Im not even sad though kinda proud
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                                                                              • We are the governments property, and they wont let you forget it
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                                                                                • How do u go to jail at failing to kill yo self
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                                                                                  • That looks like the same guy who got beat up on UNITED Airlines
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                                                                                    • His face says it all
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                                                                                      • Reference its illegal to try and kill urself in some Asian country's as its considered murder
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                                                                                        • It hurt itself in its confusion
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                                                                                          • This seems like suicide with extra steps
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                                                                                            • When you get suspended for skipping school
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                                                                                                • Since you couldn't do it right, we will assist you.
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                                                                                                  • Ching chong wing wong
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                                                                                                    • If you can't kill yourself then we'll do it for you
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                                                                                                      • his expression is totally "I'm not even mad"
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                                                                                                        • So assisted suicide?
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                                                                                                          • That’ll teach him.
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                                                                                                            • Outstanding move
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                                                                                                                • That just sounds like suicide with extra steps
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                                                                                                                  • Hes like, im not even mad
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                                                                                                                    • It's against the law to try and kill yourself that would be first-degree murder or attempted first-degree murder if you fail
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                                                                                                                      • why do suicidal people get imprisoned?
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                                                                                                                        • I mean he got what he desired in the end
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                                                                                                                          • That's a "this works, too" face if I've ever seen one
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                                                                                                                              • That sounds like suicide with more steps
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                                                                                                                                • How does that work
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                                                                                                                                  • You’re just giving him what he wants
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                                                                                                                                      • The picture is from when they told him the news
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                                                                                                                                        • You thought you'd go out on your own terms? Nah were gonna announce it to everyone first, noob
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                                                                                                                                          • Win-win
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                                                                                                                                            • A death sentence often takes many many years to actually get death. Like people are on death row for 30+ years
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                                                                                                                                              • How to die without going to hell
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                                                                                                                                                    • Doesn't say "because" just "after"
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                                                                                                                                                      • His face is like, alright that works
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                                                                                                                                                        • its illegal to attempt suicide in a way that could endanger others
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                                                                                                                                                          • Then charge all of them with assisted suicide. HA!
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                                                                                                                                                            • He even looks happy about it....
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                                                                                                                                                              • At least he got a good meal out of it
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                                                                                                                                                                • The look on his face just just says "alright then" to mr
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                                                                                                                                                                  • Him: ...okay
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                                                                                                                                                                        • You're just giving him what he wants
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                                                                                                                                                                          • Oh yea there is something like that it's pretty sad 😶
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                                                                                                                                                                            • That just sounds like suicide with extra steps
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                                                                                                                                                                              • It is apparently illegal to commit suicide
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                                                                                                                                                                                • Modern problems require modern solutions
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                                                                                                                                                                                  • Just like suspending kids who ditch school
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                                                                                                                                                                                    • So he's sentence to death by trying to kill himself? Aren't they basically doing him a favor?
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                                                                                                                                                                                      • It’s a simple spell, but quite unbreakable
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                                                                                                                                                                                        • Instead of sentencing him to death - why don’t you sentence him to some fucking help
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                                                                                                                                                                                          • His face says it all
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                                                                                                                                                                                            • At least he wins over all.
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                                                                                                                                                                                              • How does the law fuck up that bad?
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                                                                                                                                                                                                • He could have commuted a crime and tried to commit suicide to escape arrest and jail time but was sentenced to death anyway but he will still sit in prison before lethal injection.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                      • Look at his face. That's a face of a man who accomplished a goal by not taking his primary course of action.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                          • Just let humans die. We dont need them
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