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    • Wtf would be the point of marriage at that point
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    • Pretend this is a funny comment
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    • What’s with boomers and marrying people they absolutely fucking hate?? I understand you can grow frustrated with your partner, but this is excessive
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    • My respect to you old man
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    • He’s the dumbass for marrying/staying married to someone he can’t stand.
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    • That's actually pretty messed up tbh
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    • Finally, i’ve been waiting so long for a good Connecticut version of a “Florida Man” Headline
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    • “The Ricardo meme is dead” “SHUT YOUR MOUTH WOMAN uh I mean *deaf noises*”
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    • Then why marry her
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    • Man: “after all these years this dumb bitch finally divorced me”
      Portal11 9 may
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    • If this legit that's actually kinda sad all jokes aside
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    • I mean, maybe his wife is fucking annoying as hell, okay, I can accept that. But if she’s so annoying that you have to pretend to be deaf for 62 years so that you don’t have to listen to her then why not move on to someone you actually like? Like why do you have to stick around and waste time?
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    • While it's funny, if it's true, it's also sad. Imagine "helping" and being "understanding" their "situation" and caring for someone for 62 years because you love them only to find out they wanted nothing to do with you and faked it
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    • What a colossal waste of a life
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    • All these people keep saying "why not just get divorced" maybe the dude didn't want to lose his house and half his stuff by being divorce today by the family courts
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    • Oh my God just leave her instead of being miserable all your life
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    • TravieC 8 may
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    • Modern problems require modern solutions
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    • Florida man: Not bad Kid
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    • That's extremely sad on both sides.
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    • Just divorce her if you're gonna do that
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    • 62 years that is some serious commitment to holding the ruse in place.
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    • I don't get why people stay in relationships with people they don't like. Stop being a bitch and just leave them.
      The_Game 7 may
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    • Something actually exciting finally happened in my state
      Obtuse 7 may
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    • Im surprised he kept it up for so long but honestly if you're married to someone you cant stand to listen to its time to move on
      John1911 7 may
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    • Why didn't he just divorce her?
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    • Why even marry someone that you don’t wana listen to
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    • The legends speak of one being dragon born.
      sereikas 13 may
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    • Now THATS commitment.
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    • I just wanna hug that women
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    • This is why i hate my state
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    • THATS MY CITY, SO PROUD
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    • Chief be like
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    • Ct stand up
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    • What a fucking legend
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    • I don’t understand why it’s some big running joke to hate your wife. Why tf would you marry her if you can’t stand her??
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    • Figures my state AND city get featured and it's a trash lie
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    • That's really sad... youd have to hate them. Instead of doing what's best for both of them he fucking pussed out and lied and ended up wasting 62 years for both of them. He could have found someone he did want to listen to, and she wouldn't have to realise the person she lived with hated to hear her
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    • Christians would rather have you pull this shit than just get a divorce and move on with your life
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    • That sounds like a terrible plan. If I were married to a deaf person, I would talk all of the time to myself because I’d know they can’t hear me. I might even voice my frustrations with them if I needed to let off some steam. I’d take advantage of their deafness, which would suck if they were faking
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    • Her: Can you hear me......... Him: no
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    • Imagine all the times she called him a dumb fuck thinking he couldn't hear her
      tc1988 7 may
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    • I don’t get why he didn’t just divorce her if she was so annoying that he came up with a plan to not make her talk anymore
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    • Hell yeah #connecticut
      BlobGob 7 may
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    • Connecticut>Florida
      TheClA 7 may
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    • that Deaf dumb and blind kid, sure plays a mean pinball
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    • He should have divorced her instead of literally wasting her life.
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    • I'm married and theres times when I want to look over and tell her to shut the fuck up but I don't, I just say yes and agree
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    • That's actually pretty fucked up though. If this is true he made a poor old woman waste most of her life with someone who couldn't even bother listening to her talk a while every day.
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    • Why are are you saying he’s a hero? He’s a dick if anything
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    • Then why marry her?
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    • Bruh if you can’t stand listening to them early on in the relationship they ain’t the one
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    • Aye I’m from Connecticut!!!
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    • That mans trash and wasted their entire lives
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    • I’d say possible. My ex wife still believes I’m not only colorblind, but also thinks colorblindness means you see in black and white. Been like 7 years.
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    • That feels like a waste of both your entire life and happiness and another person’s. Like what actually is the benefit from doing this
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    • I wonder what that nigga actually heard her say but had to pretend otherwise
      kripple 7 may
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    • At that point,,, dude should have gotten a divorce earlier like those are 62 years he could've found someone he truly loved like
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    • Not gonna lie thats fucked up to do especially to someone you love
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    • Imagine how betrayed she must have felt
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    • Why did she never learn sign language?
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    • She probably said something stupid for the 1,000 time and he couldn’t hold in a “shut the fuck up”
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    • What’s the point in getting a divorce now?
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    • I don’t understand why guys think marriage is the end of the world? If you want to be a slut or not listen to the woman you married, don’t get fuckin married and drag her into your asshole-rly.
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    • My city
      Phallus 7 may
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    • Then why the FUCK did you marry her?🤔😎
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    • Just leave her jesus if you dont like to hear or be with her, leave or divorce
      Kosmo0 7 may
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    • I know that he should’ve just gotten a divorce, but how annoying could she be to drive someone to do that
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    • She was probably annoying as fuk
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    • Also this is a fake story
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    • Ayyy I feature within 10 miles of where I live
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    • I mean he still had to listen to it, just didnt have to feed into her incessant shit
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    • My mans got all the sex and none of the complaining let’s goooo
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    • I see this as an absolute win!
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    • Why haven’t I thought of this
      ashmanny 10 may
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    • Waterbury is finally famous for something
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    • Lmao of course it’s in Waterbury
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    • Bro that’s near me
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    • Chief just called... he ain’t say shit
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    • Just get a divorce like a normal person dumbass
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    • His face says it all, "I was caught should have played that one a bit better, but I don't regret any part of what I did"
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    • Holy shit I live in Waterbury
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    • How did he end up getting caught in the lie tho
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    • Sums up like all of Waterbury ct. place can be fuckin depressing.
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    • Moan 8 may
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    • Way to go Cheif Bromden
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    • CT GANG WYA???
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    • Carefully now, he's a hero
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    • A legend
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    • He should be an actor. He pretended that long? That deserves an Oscar
      l3igZ 7 may
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    • It's another waterbury scandel
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    • I mean just look at her. I can tell you I wouldn't want to listen to her bitch either.
      Kroff 7 may
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    • He is a hero
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    • I now have to re-evaluate what I consider a power move thanks to this!
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    • Absolute madlad
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