• Man attempts to rob bank by "holding himself hostage" and
tells swat team to back down otherwise he will kill himself
Your tactics confuse anc frighten me, sir.
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    • Stand back or I'll blow my brains out!
      blue_too 5 aug
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    • I imagine dual dialouge like he has his arm around his neck "help me" then says "one more step ill blow his head off"
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    • Literally Blazing saddles
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    • This is like when death row prisoners are placed on suicide watch
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    • Holy fuck is that a muhfuggin Star Wars: Republic Commando Meme?
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    • Then gets captured and is given the death sentence
      Fritzor 5 aug
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    • "Just get us inside without k1lling the whole squad, okay Scorch?"
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    • Commando Republic needs a remaster
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    • BACK OFF OR I'LL SH00T THIS NI-
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    • The punishment for attempted suicide is death and they start loading him with bullets
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    • Anybody have that clip from the movie "blazing saddles"?
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    • Is that my boy Scorch?! Fuck yeah Deltas! Let's rearrange some architecture!
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    • What happened to him? Did it work?
      honfedil 5 aug
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    • Star wars republic comando was actually one of the funnest games I've ever played, idk why it never got much attention.
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    • My bones rattle with excitement seeing Republic Commando
      spookboi 6 aug
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    • "Is it Red Red Green or Red Green Red?"
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    • Fixed it you uncultured zoomers
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    • Let's rearrange some architecture, Delta's
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    • The police when they get the 911 call
      FnrEnder 6 aug
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    • “Was it red red green? Or red green red?”
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    • Wait hold up, why is my name green, I never changed it
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    • Yoooo is that a fuckin Republic Commando reference!!!!
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    • Stand back or else! I don't get what effect it will have, but I will!
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    • Scorch is my favorite Delta if we don’t count 48
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    • Republic Commando. Best videogame every created. Damn shame it was abandoned.
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    • At that point why don't you just let them do it? Can't hurt or steal if they off themself
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    • But.. did it work?
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    • Blazing saddles scene is so funny
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    • Why is my name green now
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    • It is that much to ask for a remaster of the OG Battlefronts and Republic Commando
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    • Chaotic good
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    • never thought I’d see a Republic Commando meme in the features
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    • "Red red green? Or red green red?"
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    • Do it no balls
      Therryy 6 aug
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    • Republic commandos and kotor was way ahead of its time
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    • Chaotic good
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    • This happened once kind of. A man went into a bank with a metal collar on. He said some people put it around his necks and said he had to rob the bank or they will detonate the explosives in the collar. He did it and cops showed up. 1/2
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    • I'm just imagining this " ONE MORE STEP AND ILL BLOW MY HEAD OFF" then seat team " DROP THE GUN OR WELL DO IT FOR YOU"
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    • Nobody move or the pogger gets it
      TsulKalu 5 aug
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    • "If you dont let me rob this bank and live happily then I will sh00t myself to prevent me from living unhappily" lmao basically.
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    • Is my name green?
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    • Just go full on russian and sh00t him, if there are no hostages there is no hostage situation.
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    • “Do it puss boy, no balls”
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    • content not available more
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    • I've just started reading the Republic Commando novels. Good so far
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    • They should make a show about commando squads
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    • Ah yes.....the Blazing Saddles technique.
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    • SCOOOOORCH
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    • It's like that scene in Blazing Saddles
      BEGSmoak 8 aug
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    • Did he ride a blazing saddle
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    • This could be a neat movie scene
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    • Did it work?
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    • Tyrone Durden from Heist Club.
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    • AH HELP MEH HELO MEH! HES GOT A GUN HEEEE- *crosses arms* gets em every time
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    • Was it red green red or green green red?
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    • Like that movie uh John Q I think it was
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    • IS THAT MY BOI SCORCH !!??
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    • But they work
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    • So instead of taking a costumer or employee, he volunteered. So hes the bad guy and the good guy.
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    • Just tried playing republic commandos for the first time and holy fuck its hard
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    • Suicide with extra steps
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    • HOLY SHIT IS THAT A REPUBLIC COMMANDO REFERENCE
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    • i mean swat team exists for situations like this anyways xd
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    • Don't rob a bank. Even if you get away with it banks log the serial numbers of every bill that they get. Try to launder the money into your account? The serial numbers will pop hot and you're busted. Best illegal method these days is counterfeiting, And it's not even that hard.
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    • Hey that’s on Staten Island! I live close to that bank. God I fucking hate Staten Island
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    • Blazing Saddles?
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    • Blazing Saddles
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    • Did it work?
      DCummi 7 aug
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    • They prolly said “do it pussy, no balls”
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    • My dude watched blazing saddles
      Rando1ph 7 aug
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    • That is the greatest game ever made
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    • Well, did it work?
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    • He ain’t bluffing! Heallp Heallp me!!
      Joliffe 7 aug
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    • F in the chat for Sev
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    • Either he dies or he's rich, if the guy was suicidal it was a pretty good idea
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    • How did you NOT use the Blazing Saddles scene for this meme?
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    • “DO IT NO BALLS”
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    • Tell him pull the trigger
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    • Why does this use a Republic Commando meme and not a Blazing Saddles one?
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    • Professionals have standards
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    • You missed a perfect opportunity for a blazing saddles reference
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    • Huh I guess I might as well try to rob a bank before I do the deed
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    • Such a good game, have zero idea how to get it to work on my pc cause it won’t map my Xbox controller 🙃
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    • Sounds like me
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    • He’s holding a polock hostage lol
      Whatsup1 7 aug
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    • Sometimes my brilliance scares me
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    • Blazing Saddles?
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    • "Do it"
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    • It’s not a crime to k1ll yourself
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    • "Who's there? I have a belt and I'm not afraid to hang myself."
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    • Would this even work?
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    • Please tell me they let the nutcase just off himself.
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    • Blazing saddles anyone?
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